[blowuponabruise]

what do you mean this isn’t what happened

[heartandmusic]

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[zanephillips]

After Hours (1985) dir. Martin Scorsese

[mage-ical-character-person]

I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

[forthegothicheroine]

Is this Interview with the Vampire?

[mursejesse]

...technically, yes.

[comfort-care]

[nugulover69]

Marinating hatefully in the slop

[lamortwrites]

Women being described as handsome >>>>>>>>>>>>

[lamortwrites]

TARGET AUDIENCE REACHED

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[foodprogram-deactivated20220419]

this is what it looks like inside bottles of olive oil

[milfsisyphus]

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

[labrownrecluse]

number...

[milfsisyphus]

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[depsidase]

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[slut-jpeg]

women’s happy trails. you agree. reblog.

[armandology]

rice is like a best friend and a lover to me

[magictransistor]

15th century painting of Halley’s comet