Not the main character but close enough

[bls-butler]

Just wanted a job...

[emotion-deluxe]

No offense but where are the male porn bots

[calellon]

..and where are all the gods?

[tokentrans]

where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

[laylamva]

Isn’t there a white guy to clutter up my feed?

[suraht]

Late at night, I scroll and I scroll and I reblog a few memes

[rileylastname]

I need a

manwhore

[opalescent-apples]

I'm holding out for a manwhore till the end of the night

He's gotta be fake

With no reblogs or taste

And he's gotta be blocked out of spite

[quasi-normalcy]

I need a 

manwhore!

[jabberwockypie]

I'm holding out for a manwhore 'til the end of the night!

[thaliabubble]

(manwhore 'til the end of the niiiiiiight)

[snailsweater]

His pic's default and he'll start his assault

And he's gonna be full with his lies

Full with his lies

[bls-butler]

(fancy instrumental)

doo doo doo doo

doo doo doo doo

doo doo dooo

ahhhhh ahhhhh

[thundergrace]

EVERYBODY SHUT UP AGAIN!

First Kill trailer. June 10th.

[bls-butler]

"That sounds shady, change jobs" Let me think before I say no.... No :)

Seriously, anything is better than my last boss at Target, so I have nothing to complain about.

To even be upset about my job with the Theerapanyakul family I would need: 1. enough bucks in my bank account that I could even afford to wonder where the money comes from. 2. a better instinct for self-preservation than my current one, which is still below that of a rabbit on crack cocaine due to the lack of an escape instinct. 3. a general thing, what one could call a "conscience" and 4. a fuck I could give on it.

Wait, I'll quickly check the list.... Nope. None of those in stock.

Whoopsie.

[bls-butler]

The advantages clearly outweigh the disadvantages, don't judge me

Look, 'm a simple guy. I know Mama always told me, "don't start a romance at work" Noted Mama. I'll just look at the menu without ordering anything.

[bls-butler]

A few days into my new job

Somehow they are all pretty obsessed with security and only run around in suits… It's always interesting when I have to go to their closets.

A semi friendly dude, named "Big", told me just as semi friendly that I should "forget about it"

*shrug* The job is still better than the night shift at the grocery store.

[bls-butler]

Luckily, Mr. Tankhun gave the subtle, yet elegant hint that he prefers to dine without Vegas-

*sigh*

[bls-butler]

[bls-butler]

The job interview involved a round of chess with the head of the house

 anyway, I got the job