walky pink shark
I draw the walky pink shark experiencing whimsical joy at seeing a butterfly
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walky pink shark
I draw the walky pink shark experiencing whimsical joy at seeing a butterfly
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These posts are sisters
it’s the no notes blanket fort! climb on in
Yaaaay!!!!!
I love tumblr oml
honk shoo
Embedding myself in historyyyyy
*I yet again show up in my pink sparkly shooting star pajamas to try an’ be embedded in historyyyy*
history waits for no one but this blanket fort waits for us all
This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar
It's him, Julius xi/xir
it fucken WIMDY
girk at my work discovered my terrible secret
undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal
This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.
The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human
Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.
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Some flowers for anyone not feeling their best today
tbh we gotta stop saying "ai slop" and just go back to calling it complete dogshit. slop is too soft these days im sorry. It's dogshit. Look at that ai dogshit.
Woman murders man in broad daylight
beautiful like to reblog ratio on this
That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao
Quarantine Zone AU (post-apoc zombie), Seonghwa who has to be sent to quarantine by all regulations but he's so kind and so patient throughout the entire process San can't help but feel so bad. Most people are belligerent and cruel but Seonghwa came through his gates gentle, patient, with the kindest smile he's seen since this endless torment started.
Everyday, San goes to check on him; they talk through the plexiglass, as quietly as they can. Eventually, more are sent to Hwa's quarantine cell and San can't help the way it makes his stomach hurt. Not quite like a stomach ache but instead a punch, swift and powerful.
What if they're infected? What if something happens to Seonghwa? He doesn't deserve that, he doesn't deserve to be torn apart -- but what if Seonghwa is the one who is infected? What if someday San walks into the tent and finds something unrecognizable on the bench Seonghwa loves because it gets just the slightest sliver of afternoon sun?
this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)
Additional update to this
this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"
My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.
I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Thank you Evil Wizard, it’s good to know someone has our backs
IN A SCARY WAY
Thank you Evil Wizard, finally someone to scare away the creeps!
I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO WORK ON OUR COMMUNICATION
self sacrifice in the life series is a bit like that one joke about "if your partner writes you a sonnet, they love you. if they write you a hundred sonnets, they love writing sonnets". if your partner lets you kill him in a 1v1 at the end of a series right by the grave of your dead pet so that you may win the series, he loves you. if he repeatedly lets you kill him to slightly expand your lifespan and also sometimes he lets other people do it as well then he loves killing himself
HELPPPP YEAH BASICALLY 😭😭😭
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
Today’s your lucky day