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filthygrandpa

The only way we can help

howaboutfondue

Guys! They also have a shop where you can buy t-shirts that provide them money for planting the trees in Brazil!

Also each t-shirt you buy is 20 planted trees! Check out their shop!!

Please reblog this, they need as much help as they can get.

acornfriend

ambivert comics

#exposed

When you pull on the Sons Gauntlet banner, but get a daddy instead...

I feel attacked!

#feh #fire emblem heroes #fe hardin #fire emblem

guiltyfilthycasuals

I can solve this millennial or gen z confusion

If you had any of the following phones as a teenager you’re a millennial. If you started teenage years with an iPhone you’re gen z.

sabertoothwalrus

see also: did you need to carry around a separate device to listen to your music with which had no speakers so if you forgot headphones you were fucked

radiomaxwell

so hey who else was taught as a kid that “”””wanting attention”””” in any way was wrong and shameful and has grown up unable ask for help or support even in great distress/suffering

prideofyunmeng

Parent: why do you never come to me for help

(two days later)

Me: I need help with something

Parent: CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY WHY CAN’T YOU DO ANYTHING BY YOURSELF GOD YOU’RE SO-

Me: never mind

silvernis

And don’t forget the You Can Tell Me Anything (Except Things I Don’t Want to Hear)™.

bolaires-mask

Bonus round of You Can Tell Me Anything (But If I Don’t Like It You’re In Big Trouble Even If You’re Asking For Help)

trauma-suggestion

I’m Always Here For You! (Until You Upset Me In Any Way)™.

fish-food-s

I’m lucky to have such a well behaved kid! (Until you make one tiny slip up and I yell at you for being dysfunctional)™

silver-tongues-blog

i’ll help you if you ask (unless its something that i consider easy in which case i’ll make you feel bad and think youre a dumbass for not knowing it even though its something i never taught you)

confusedapprentice

You’re doing great and you’re very good I’m glad you’re helping me out ( until you drop something or bring me the wrong thing, then you’re a clumsy useless child and can’t do anything well)

Also I’ll give you the option to decide to either come with me/help me with something or not and I’ll do it alone ( but if you’ll say no I’ll make you feel really bad and say that you don’t want to spend time with me)