A man without a plan

I'm just a simple guy with simple pleasures. Happy to help out whereever the need arises.

[todays-xkcd]

When an Ur guy / sells Nanni things / but the copper’s bad, / He simply records his complaint for all time / “I got a bad deal / I’m maaaaad”

My Favorite Things [Explained]

[tacofriend]

[ea-nasir-1750]

:/ kinda mean hearted

[depsidase]

[herpsandbirds]

American Robin (Turdus migratorius), GLORMPH A TASSTHY BERMPHUH, family Turdidae, order Passeriformes, OR, USA

photograph by John Friedman

[herpsandbirds]

American Robin (Turdus migratorius), GLORMPH A TASSTHY BERMPHUH, family Turdidae, order Passeriformes, OR, USA

photograph by John Friedman

[scramratz]

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[huffylemon]

[swankyjami]

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

[boeing-787]

[virgoasf]

[whitesunlars]

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[kiwisoap]

Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class

[kiwisoap]

Good news!!!! Had an average of 17/24 students in both classes show up to the review!! That’s 71% of the class! This is compared to an average 11/24 in previous semesters.

Bird worked

[kiwisoap]

Also for everyone in the notes who wanted to see the Bird: I've got these pics pinned on my blog too but here is The Boy

[laraxusart]

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, fears what he has created?" -Al Pacino, Goncharov (1973)

[only-tiktoks]

[skiplo-wave]

[olreid]

help the picture of her being interviewed is even funnier. live footage of me receiving anon asks

[sussura]

People will say “write what you know!” But I know so little

[tlaquetzqui]

“Bad books on writing tell you to ‘write what you know’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.”

—Joe Haldeman

[pondofreflection]

What a perfectly brutal comment.

[lesserknownwaifus]

Mora Boscht from Gundam 083.

[mockwa]

[blackwoolncrown]

congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it