ceo of sad lesbians

blu <3 they/them just your average 20 yr old lesbian who doesn’t know what the heck they’re doing mark watney enthusiast :D

[blu-whale]

mark watney:

[cordership]

[haydensharpe]

I’m almost halfway through Revelations in the Ruins and I’m hung up on a throwaway thing Comfrey said.

Max said he thought Longspot killed his grandfather, and Comfrey said that he didn’t seem like the type to poison someone.

I don’t think Max said anything about poison. She didn’t seem surprised that Cadswitch was potentially murdered either.

…Comfrey, what did you do?

[stargirldotcom]

be careful going for walks this september. the air might smell like recess in second grade and you might get sick to your stomach with melancholia

[revoltinggirl-urethra]

semantics are the ultimate vessel to objective truth . keep splitting hairs and youll reach the atom !

[revoltinggirl-urethra]

99% of all pedants stop cross referencing definitions right before they construct the infallible observation ‼️‼️‼️

[aetherixs]

HUGE NEWS FOR THE COMMUNITY

[avadaniels]

#war flashbacks

[goddessoftheice]

[blazzlehoochas]

this is my favourite image that’s ever existed

[lynneyginnyjoan]

see no aioli, hear no aioli, speak no aioli

[jacquistheripper]

see everyone is always like oh emily or ally were sent from hell to kill brennan but siobhan wants that man dead. this is siobhan "speak friend and enter" thompson. this is siobhan "eat your fucking dice, brennan" thompson. this is siobhan "brennan is it going to fuck everything up if i solve this riddle?" thompson. i love her

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

each year congress people should be required to go on a field trip where they each get dumped in the middle of a random u.s. town & handed a phone with google maps & forced to find their way back to washington solely through the use of local public transportation systems.

to be clear i don't think this would improve our political reality in any way, but it would be fun to watch

[ladytemeraire]

Put that stuff on pay per view and we'd clear the national debt in under six months.

[leyezahmae]

CAN WE HAVE A CIVILIZATION?!?!?!

[the-forest-library]

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

DONT MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE IT CREATES AMMONIA GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!

[aropride]

I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]

[tunakitchen]

everybody stop the party. go write f/f fanfiction and post it to ao3

[bisexualwintermoon]

you go to college and no one wants to play warrior cats anymore. bitch we need to take back sunningrocks.