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Maps: So, how did you come into this family anyway?
Jason: Bruce lured me into his proverbial white van with some candy.
Bruce: Please don’t word it like that.
Jason: Fine. He Pretty Woman’d me
Bruce: That’s worse, please tell me you understand how that’s worse.
Freshly adopted Jason, who is so used to taking care of his mother that the first morning in the manor, he wakes up in early hours to cook for Bruce, too.
Logically speaking, he understands that Bruce doesn't need it — he is a healthy adult, and they have Alfred — but it is six in the morning, and his mind is foggy, so he just follows his instincts. Maybe he does not even realise that mom is not here, after all.
Alfred finds him in the weakly dimmed kitchen when he finishes his walk around the Manor before starting with his chores. He is amused at first, stopping quietly behind the child. He is doing great (that's a surprise since Dick intentionally just stirred more trouble), and Alfred can't help but smile a little.
'Good morning, master Jason. If you are hungry, you should wake me up the next time. I promise to take care of you.'
Jason blinks owlishly, still awfully sleepy. His eyes are barely opened, his hands working on the automat.
'Breakfast,' he mumbles, frowning a little. 'For mom- I mean, for dad.'
Alfred's smile falters. His original impression shifts in a late realisation.
Oh.
'Master Jason, you shouldn't really-'
'Finished,' he yawns, putting a one — just one, nothing for himself at all — plate in front of Alfred.
It is a very simple dish, scrambled eggs with some black paper and toasted bread — but not even made in a toaster, just on the pan; this kid probably doesn't know how to use toasters. It smells nice, Alfred compliments mentally.
'Can you-' He yawns. 'Pass to-'
And then little Jason falls asleep helplessly, falling right in Alfred's arms. He catches him, of course. This boy weighs nothing at all.
'Hey, Al,' Bruce sticks his head in the kitchen, no less sleepy. 'What is going on?'
Alfred explains to Bruce what happened, and he is no less distraught. He helps him to put Jason in the bed and eats all the breakfast he prepared, with a mixture of delight and despair.
And when Jason wakes up, embarrassed by the faint memories of the early morning, Alfred puts a big plate in front of him, filled with so much food that his big blue eyes light up instantly.
'Bon appetite, master Jason,' he smiles. 'Your cooking had passed my personal standards for a cook. You are a good soldier.'
Jason giggles, his mouth already stuffed with bacon.
'That I am.'
And that he always will be.
#Give Battinson a Robin
(If somebody else already did it, I apologize)
Rules for the Wayne Galas
If I have to be there, then so do you.
No knives, guns, or any sort of explosives.
Green hair is no longer an excuse to skip the galas.
No gymnastic displays.
No dead jokes.
You're strictly forbidden from trying to set anyone up for an arranged marriage.
Talking to the press is not allowed either.
No sneaking animals.
No Kryptonians.
Nor anyone from the Arrows.
Former villains or anti-heroes as a plus one are also not permitted (except for Selina).
Avoid the blue/red/yellow color combination.
Marxist quotes are completely forbidden.
No drink spiking.
Especially not with cheap alcohol.
Hiding in the panic room is also not permitted.
"it's the law" well the law should kill itself
I don't even know what prompted me to post this bc I was drunk but I'm glad people seem to be enjoying it
it's a good post
how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth
you: excessive and incorrect use of commas
me—an intellectual: excessive and incorrect use of m dashes
me, a pseudo-intellectual: both, if at all possible—and it’s always possible
It's me -- hi! I'm the problem, it's me.
I don’t want to WRITE I want to HAVE WRITTEN why is that so difficult
After seeing this I finally know what it is I want in a man. Darkness ✨🖤✨
how to draw arms ? ?
holy fuck
holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???
yes !!
but how much extend
^^^^^^^^^^
I NEARLY CHOKED
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finally. i can be accurate
This is too fucking great to not reblog
I give it MASCLES
BIG MACHO
LMAOOOOOO
Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:
The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!
So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:
And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:
It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting:
So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:
But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!
Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?
Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.
#wig but like not the wig i ordered
by Jessica Warrick
I love these omg the family portrait one
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twilight au where bella is turned from venom left on a slice of pizza she shared with edward in the forks high school cafeteria that one time