ninja sharpshooter

Hey everyone!! it's ya boy Lance! from SPACE can you believe it?? I'm on this team called Voltron and we beat galra ass (no offence, Keith!) to save the universe!

[blu3loverboy]

Hey tumblr! It's me, Lance Mcclain, aka, The Blue Paladin of voltron! I've piloted the Red Lion (hey Keith!) but most people gloss over that.

Apparently there's alot of Voltron fans on here.. and may some fangirls of mine? *Wriggles eyebrows*

Anyway, y'all can ask me questions about anything—Voltron, the Lions, my team (okay, there might be some touchy subjects with Keith, like his goddamn mullet) and.. me! Me and how my days go while living in the castle!

Some basic stuff to know;

I like the beach! Specifically Varadero beach back at my hometown in Cuba. I love that place with everything I have and my family—my mom, my sisters (I know you're on this site, Veronica, I still need that chapstick you took from me.) and nieces and nephews.

My beyard has a sniper, yup, you heard it! I'm Voltron's one and only sharpshooter. Oh and it also has a third form of an Altean Broadsword or whatever Allura called it, but I haven't used it much.

Uh.. I think that's all? I know people put a DNI thing on their posts so DNI if you're Keith Kogane!

(//ooc please interact if you're Keith lol that is a rule to be overstepped.)

Mod Here! ( @yafavmimi )

This Lance's timeline is set during s1-s6 but asks specifying any seasons after that will be answered accordingly! (S8 AU here: Allura lived and the lions sacrificed themselves)

I am a minor, so please dont send nsfw asks (suggestive is fine, but if anything crosses the line, I will ignore the ask)

Any ship is welcome! (except Shiro/Pidge or preferably avoiding any Shiro/paladin ships)

That is all, if needed, I will edit this post.

Anyways,

Interact, roleplay and enjoy!

[shiro-blacklion]

*sscrch* (castle ship comms coming to life)

Coran has requested a few things from the space mall so I need whoever is available to come to the bridge to discuss a trip down there. Thank you

*schrch* (castle ship comms stopping)

//ooc: @ilive-withthe-pidgeons @emo-witha-mullet @blu3loverboy

[blu3loverboy]

Lance strides into the bridge to find only Shiro present.

Awh no wayyy, I'm the first? What—Keith didn't show? Hah, what a jerk.... Probably up in his head and training.

Anyways, Shiro! Coach, lead, my guy, are we on our way to the Space Mall?

[shiro-blacklion]

SHIROOooo..., my mannnn..... please don't be surprised if the sandwich with your name on it in the castle fridge is missing...

- @blu3loverboy (Lance)

The one hunk made?….

Lance he made all of us sandwiches. And from what I’ve heard you’ve also eaten Keith’s, you could just ask hunk to make you another one.

[blu3loverboy]

That was one time! His had more filling.. unfairrrr

Anyways yeah I told Hunk to make me extra later.

[shiro-blacklion]

Did Keith say you could eat his food? Yk what you two can deal with it yourselves. And your lucky hunks making you more he doesn’t have to you know how to make a sandwich.

You were in the kitchen which means you were in vicinity of sandwich making materials.

[blu3loverboy]

Uhh... Well.... That might be cause he doesn't know...

And yeah! I know I was in the kitchen but Hunk's sandwiches are SO much betterrrr

[shiro-blacklion]

You seriously need to talk to Keith.

You’ve cooked for us before you’re good at it!

[blu3loverboy]

Uh no I don't? Why would I willingly talk to the mullethead?

Awww thanks Shiro! Maybe I'll do it again then :D

[shiro-blacklion]

Yeah it’d take some cooking responsibilities off of hunk.

You need to talk to my brother because you stole from him. And then stole from me…

[blu3loverboy]

HOLY shitttt I FORGOT YOU WERE BROTHERS

Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned anything

[shiro-blacklion]

Nope. Nope now you two are talking this out right here right now. @emo-witha-mullet

[emo-witha-mullet]

Whats going on? Why have I been mentioned?

[shiro-blacklion]

Lance ate the sandwich hunk made you. He also ate mine.

[emo-witha-mullet]

Lance did what. That was MY Sandwich!!

[shiro-blacklion]

This is why I brought you two here. So you two can have a serious conversation about this.

[emo-witha-mullet]

There is never a serious when it involves Lance, but fine I'll try.

[shiro-blacklion]

That’s the spirit!

Now where did Lance go….

[emo-witha-mullet]

I don't know, he was gone when I arrived.

[shiro-blacklion]

@blu3loverboy your not getting out of this that easily.

[blu3loverboy]

I'M NOT I uh.. went to the bathroom..

... Hey Keith

[blu3loverboy]

Shiro won't let us go to space mall 💔

[shiro-blacklion]

I didnt say no I said not at the time. Also you wrote this in the middle of a battle…. I remember because we flew past the space mall WHILE IN ACTIVE BATTLE and when I told you we were busy you announced over comms how you were going to post about it on tumblr.

[blu3loverboy]

NUH UH I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THIS

...Though a mid battle shopping spree would've been fireeee 🔥

[shiro-blacklion]

Allura definetly does she chastised you for it when we got back onto the castle ship. And what would’ve actually been on fire would be your ship BECAUSE AGAIN YOU WERE ACTIVELY BEING SHOT AT.

[blu3loverboy]

uh... That wasn't me hehehe... Heh... Yeah ... uh UH OKAY FINE MAYBE IT WAS BUT ITS OKAY CAUSE I DIDN'T COMPLAIN AFTER THAT

[shiro-blacklion]

You literally posted a complaint about it mid battle. On a website that could have galra on it. I should talk to Pidge about making a tumblr for the Voltron coalition specifically…

[blu3loverboy]

... Sorry? :(

[shiro-blacklion]

It’s okay. Just don’t tumblr while controlling a mecha cat.

Coran says we’re still close to the space mall and he might need something for the ship so maybe we will take a trip down there after all

[blu3loverboy]

(gasp) YES NOW I CAN GET KALTENECKER A FRIEND

[shiro-blacklion]

Absolutely not we do not need another cow you can be kalteneckers friend how about that!

Oh I know I’ll pair you and Keith up! Bonding time hm? He’ll keep you in check and Pidge and hunk will pair up as well.

[blu3loverboy]

Oh yeahhh I—heyyyy... did you just call me a cow? :(

Bonding time? With Keith? I mean you could try but I don't know if that guy'll co-operate!

[shiro-blacklion]

SHIROOooo..., my mannnn..... please don't be surprised if the sandwich with your name on it in the castle fridge is missing...

- @blu3loverboy (Lance)

The one hunk made?….

Lance he made all of us sandwiches. And from what I’ve heard you’ve also eaten Keith’s, you could just ask hunk to make you another one.

[blu3loverboy]

That was one time! His had more filling.. unfairrrr

Anyways yeah I told Hunk to make me extra later.

[shiro-blacklion]

Did Keith say you could eat his food? Yk what you two can deal with it yourselves. And your lucky hunks making you more he doesn’t have to you know how to make a sandwich.

You were in the kitchen which means you were in vicinity of sandwich making materials.

[blu3loverboy]

Uhh... Well.... That might be cause he doesn't know...

And yeah! I know I was in the kitchen but Hunk's sandwiches are SO much betterrrr

[shiro-blacklion]

You seriously need to talk to Keith.

You’ve cooked for us before you’re good at it!

[blu3loverboy]

Uh no I don't? Why would I willingly talk to the mullethead?

Awww thanks Shiro! Maybe I'll do it again then :D

[shiro-blacklion]

Yeah it’d take some cooking responsibilities off of hunk.

You need to talk to my brother because you stole from him. And then stole from me…

[blu3loverboy]

HOLY shitttt I FORGOT YOU WERE BROTHERS

Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned anything

[shiro-blacklion]

Nope. Nope now you two are talking this out right here right now. @emo-witha-mullet

[blu3loverboy]

aughhh whyyyyyy...

[shiro-blacklion]

Because for this team to be able to form Voltron we need to be honest with eachother. About everything.

Now when Keith sees this I want you to tell him you’re sorry. And if there’s anything else you want to say to him feel free to do so. I’m just here to supervise.

[blu3loverboy]

Yeah yeah voltron..

Sorry? Can't I just apologise to you and then you... Text him about it?

[blu3loverboy]

Shiro won't let us go to space mall 💔

[shiro-blacklion]

I didnt say no I said not at the time. Also you wrote this in the middle of a battle…. I remember because we flew past the space mall WHILE IN ACTIVE BATTLE and when I told you we were busy you announced over comms how you were going to post about it on tumblr.

[blu3loverboy]

NUH UH I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THIS

...Though a mid battle shopping spree would've been fireeee 🔥

[shiro-blacklion]

Allura definetly does she chastised you for it when we got back onto the castle ship. And what would’ve actually been on fire would be your ship BECAUSE AGAIN YOU WERE ACTIVELY BEING SHOT AT.

[blu3loverboy]

uh... That wasn't me hehehe... Heh... Yeah ... uh UH OKAY FINE MAYBE IT WAS BUT ITS OKAY CAUSE I DIDN'T COMPLAIN AFTER THAT

[shiro-blacklion]

You literally posted a complaint about it mid battle. On a website that could have galra on it. I should talk to Pidge about making a tumblr for the Voltron coalition specifically…

[blu3loverboy]

... Sorry? :(

[shiro-blacklion]

It’s okay. Just don’t tumblr while controlling a mecha cat.

Coran says we’re still close to the space mall and he might need something for the ship so maybe we will take a trip down there after all

[blu3loverboy]

(gasp) YES NOW I CAN GET KALTENECKER A FRIEND

[shiro-blacklion]

SHIROOooo..., my mannnn..... please don't be surprised if the sandwich with your name on it in the castle fridge is missing...

- @blu3loverboy (Lance)

The one hunk made?….

Lance he made all of us sandwiches. And from what I’ve heard you’ve also eaten Keith’s, you could just ask hunk to make you another one.

[blu3loverboy]

That was one time! His had more filling.. unfairrrr

Anyways yeah I told Hunk to make me extra later.

[shiro-blacklion]

Did Keith say you could eat his food? Yk what you two can deal with it yourselves. And your lucky hunks making you more he doesn’t have to you know how to make a sandwich.

You were in the kitchen which means you were in vicinity of sandwich making materials.

[blu3loverboy]

Uhh... Well.... That might be cause he doesn't know...

And yeah! I know I was in the kitchen but Hunk's sandwiches are SO much betterrrr

[shiro-blacklion]

You seriously need to talk to Keith.

You’ve cooked for us before you’re good at it!

[blu3loverboy]

Uh no I don't? Why would I willingly talk to the mullethead?

Awww thanks Shiro! Maybe I'll do it again then :D

[shiro-blacklion]

Yeah it’d take some cooking responsibilities off of hunk.

You need to talk to my brother because you stole from him. And then stole from me…

[blu3loverboy]

HOLY shitttt I FORGOT YOU WERE BROTHERS

Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned anything

[shiro-blacklion]

Nope. Nope now you two are talking this out right here right now. @emo-witha-mullet

[blu3loverboy]

aughhh whyyyyyy...

[blu3loverboy]

Shiro won't let us go to space mall 💔

[shiro-blacklion]

I didnt say no I said not at the time. Also you wrote this in the middle of a battle…. I remember because we flew past the space mall WHILE IN ACTIVE BATTLE and when I told you we were busy you announced over comms how you were going to post about it on tumblr.

[blu3loverboy]

NUH UH I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THIS

...Though a mid battle shopping spree would've been fireeee 🔥

[shiro-blacklion]

Allura definetly does she chastised you for it when we got back onto the castle ship. And what would’ve actually been on fire would be your ship BECAUSE AGAIN YOU WERE ACTIVELY BEING SHOT AT.

[blu3loverboy]

uh... That wasn't me hehehe... Heh... Yeah ... uh UH OKAY FINE MAYBE IT WAS BUT ITS OKAY CAUSE I DIDN'T COMPLAIN AFTER THAT

[shiro-blacklion]

You literally posted a complaint about it mid battle. On a website that could have galra on it. I should talk to Pidge about making a tumblr for the Voltron coalition specifically…

[blu3loverboy]

... Sorry? :(

[shiro-blacklion]

SHIROOooo..., my mannnn..... please don't be surprised if the sandwich with your name on it in the castle fridge is missing...

- @blu3loverboy (Lance)

The one hunk made?….

Lance he made all of us sandwiches. And from what I’ve heard you’ve also eaten Keith’s, you could just ask hunk to make you another one.

[blu3loverboy]

That was one time! His had more filling.. unfairrrr

Anyways yeah I told Hunk to make me extra later.

[shiro-blacklion]

Did Keith say you could eat his food? Yk what you two can deal with it yourselves. And your lucky hunks making you more he doesn’t have to you know how to make a sandwich.

You were in the kitchen which means you were in vicinity of sandwich making materials.

[blu3loverboy]

Uhh... Well.... That might be cause he doesn't know...

And yeah! I know I was in the kitchen but Hunk's sandwiches are SO much betterrrr

[shiro-blacklion]

You seriously need to talk to Keith.

You’ve cooked for us before you’re good at it!

[blu3loverboy]

Uh no I don't? Why would I willingly talk to the mullethead?

Awww thanks Shiro! Maybe I'll do it again then :D

[shiro-blacklion]

Yeah it’d take some cooking responsibilities off of hunk.

You need to talk to my brother because you stole from him. And then stole from me…

[blu3loverboy]

HOLY shitttt I FORGOT YOU WERE BROTHERS

Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned anything

[blu3loverboy]

Shiro won't let us go to space mall 💔

[shiro-blacklion]

I didnt say no I said not at the time. Also you wrote this in the middle of a battle…. I remember because we flew past the space mall WHILE IN ACTIVE BATTLE and when I told you we were busy you announced over comms how you were going to post about it on tumblr.

[blu3loverboy]

NUH UH I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THIS

...Though a mid battle shopping spree would've been fireeee 🔥

[shiro-blacklion]

Allura definetly does she chastised you for it when we got back onto the castle ship. And what would’ve actually been on fire would be your ship BECAUSE AGAIN YOU WERE ACTIVELY BEING SHOT AT.

[blu3loverboy]

uh... That wasn't me hehehe... Heh... Yeah ... uh UH OKAY FINE MAYBE IT WAS BUT ITS OKAY CAUSE I DIDN'T COMPLAIN AFTER THAT

[shiro-blacklion]

SHIROOooo..., my mannnn..... please don't be surprised if the sandwich with your name on it in the castle fridge is missing...

- @blu3loverboy (Lance)

The one hunk made?….

Lance he made all of us sandwiches. And from what I’ve heard you’ve also eaten Keith’s, you could just ask hunk to make you another one.

[blu3loverboy]

That was one time! His had more filling.. unfairrrr

Anyways yeah I told Hunk to make me extra later.

[shiro-blacklion]

Did Keith say you could eat his food? Yk what you two can deal with it yourselves. And your lucky hunks making you more he doesn’t have to you know how to make a sandwich.

You were in the kitchen which means you were in vicinity of sandwich making materials.

[blu3loverboy]

Uhh... Well.... That might be cause he doesn't know...

And yeah! I know I was in the kitchen but Hunk's sandwiches are SO much betterrrr

[shiro-blacklion]

You seriously need to talk to Keith.

You’ve cooked for us before you’re good at it!

[blu3loverboy]

Uh no I don't? Why would I willingly talk to the mullethead?

Awww thanks Shiro! Maybe I'll do it again then :D

[blu3loverboy]

Shiro won't let us go to space mall 💔

[shiro-blacklion]

I didnt say no I said not at the time. Also you wrote this in the middle of a battle…. I remember because we flew past the space mall WHILE IN ACTIVE BATTLE and when I told you we were busy you announced over comms how you were going to post about it on tumblr.

[blu3loverboy]

NUH UH I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THIS

...Though a mid battle shopping spree would've been fireeee 🔥

[shiro-blacklion]

SHIROOooo..., my mannnn..... please don't be surprised if the sandwich with your name on it in the castle fridge is missing...

- @blu3loverboy (Lance)

The one hunk made?….

Lance he made all of us sandwiches. And from what I’ve heard you’ve also eaten Keith’s, you could just ask hunk to make you another one.

[blu3loverboy]

That was one time! His had more filling.. unfairrrr

Anyways yeah I told Hunk to make me extra later.

[shiro-blacklion]

Did Keith say you could eat his food? Yk what you two can deal with it yourselves. And your lucky hunks making you more he doesn’t have to you know how to make a sandwich.

You were in the kitchen which means you were in vicinity of sandwich making materials.

[blu3loverboy]

Uhh... Well.... That might be cause he doesn't know...

And yeah! I know I was in the kitchen but Hunk's sandwiches are SO much betterrrr

[shiro-blacklion]

SHIROOooo..., my mannnn..... please don't be surprised if the sandwich with your name on it in the castle fridge is missing...

- @blu3loverboy (Lance)

The one hunk made?….

Lance he made all of us sandwiches. And from what I’ve heard you’ve also eaten Keith’s, you could just ask hunk to make you another one.

[blu3loverboy]

That was one time! His had more filling.. unfairrrr

Anyways yeah I told Hunk to make me extra later.

[blu3loverboy]

Shiro won't let us go to space mall 💔

[blu3loverboy]

Meeting on the bridge in ten minutes. Urgent.

-@shiro-blacklion

Oh!—OH! SHIRO YOU MADE A TUMBLR!! This is so quiznacking cool. I knew you were one of us—oh wait I gtg to this meeting. Right, right, boring stuff.

[shiro-blacklion]

Yeah you and pidge convinced me and you better be down here. Your skincare can wait we’ve got galran company on the planet we just left. Just our luck.

[blu3loverboy]

But we just got back?! Augh! Whatever, I'm onnn my wayyyyy...

[shiro-blacklion]

Oh and a reminder to please avoid complaining/foul language while we’re on missions. It deters some members or possible members of The Voltron Coalition and we need anyone we can get to bring down Zarkon.

[blu3loverboy]

What—I—CRAZY of you to think I'd deter anyone, Shiro! If anything, I bring people in with my charm. I mean, have you seen this Mcclain?

[shiro-blacklion]

Yes because a skinny teen who curses is what the oppressed races love to see.

[blu3loverboy]

I—it is? Oh, uhm, thanks?

[shiro-blacklion]

Lance. That was sarcastic.

[blu3loverboy]

Oh.. wait—what happened to the meeting?

[shiro-blacklion]

I’m standing in the bridge alone…. Keith is getting Pidge (no qualms about it by the way) and I don’t know where Allura, Hunk, or Coran are. They don’t have tumblers. Oh maybe there’s a bug in the communicators? Mine seems to be working but I’m not getting responses from anyone but you and Keith.

[blu3loverboy]

Uhhh well I don't know how that works buddy but hey I'm also at the bridge now—woah.. uh .. uhmmmm....... Is it a good time to admit I forgot which way the bridge is??

[shiro-blacklion]

We’ve been in space for almost a year. From your room turn left then right four times

[blu3loverboy]

Oh! Yeah, found it. I'm at the bridge!

[blu3loverboy]

Meeting on the bridge in ten minutes. Urgent.

-@shiro-blacklion

Oh!—OH! SHIRO YOU MADE A TUMBLR!! This is so quiznacking cool. I knew you were one of us—oh wait I gtg to this meeting. Right, right, boring stuff.

[shiro-blacklion]

Yeah you and pidge convinced me and you better be down here. Your skincare can wait we’ve got galran company on the planet we just left. Just our luck.

[blu3loverboy]

But we just got back?! Augh! Whatever, I'm onnn my wayyyyy...

[shiro-blacklion]

Oh and a reminder to please avoid complaining/foul language while we’re on missions. It deters some members or possible members of The Voltron Coalition and we need anyone we can get to bring down Zarkon.

[blu3loverboy]

What—I—CRAZY of you to think I'd deter anyone, Shiro! If anything, I bring people in with my charm. I mean, have you seen this Mcclain?

[shiro-blacklion]

Yes because a skinny teen who curses is what the oppressed races love to see.

[blu3loverboy]

I—it is? Oh, uhm, thanks?

[shiro-blacklion]

Lance. That was sarcastic.

[blu3loverboy]

Oh.. wait—what happened to the meeting?

[shiro-blacklion]

I’m standing in the bridge alone…. Keith is getting Pidge (no qualms about it by the way) and I don’t know where Allura, Hunk, or Coran are. They don’t have tumblers. Oh maybe there’s a bug in the communicators? Mine seems to be working but I’m not getting responses from anyone but you and Keith.

[blu3loverboy]

Uhhh well I don't know how that works buddy but hey I'm also at the bridge now—woah.. uh .. uhmmmm....... Is it a good time to admit I forgot which way the bridge is??