BlubberGoober9000

[cutecipher]

when she rips your everything off

[lonestatus]

i really don't know what emotion this could be other than when it's mad dog monday

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[bgm05]

[blubbergoober9000]

@cauldronflavour @bllehbulehhhhboo

[mattstrsaphire]

So fun fact. With Hex Casting, you can actually write the patterns in chat. I wonder what it would sound like. Personally I think that it would sound like rapid ding like sounds that change pitch based on the direction of the pattern.

[blubbergoober9000]

op.... how

[mattstrsaphire]

Patterns have to be rendered as patterns instead of text when in iota form. I'll use Mind's Reflection as an example of what to type.

[south_west qaq]

The "south_west" part can be substituted for any valid direction, like "east" or "north_east" though. The part after determines the strokes after the first. The valid letters are "a q w e d s" and the angle is relative to the previous stroke. The "s" is impossible to write on your grid because it would just be going backwards.

[blubbergoober9000]

dude... FUCK. YES.

Thank you kindly for this information I will be very responsible with it as I am with all hexcasting

[mattstrsaphire]

So fun fact. With Hex Casting, you can actually write the patterns in chat. I wonder what it would sound like. Personally I think that it would sound like rapid ding like sounds that change pitch based on the direction of the pattern.

[blubbergoober9000]

op.... how

[unhappytogekiss]

a new reality tv show called So you think you can write Doctor Who

twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street

a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode

judged by solely by christopher eccleston

this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner

[blubbergoober9000]

Doctor who officially being cancelled might just be the final push I need to actually write my fic ideas, it's going to happen, I've got to fill the gap somehow, I already had expanded media before the show ended so that's not filling the newly formed gap.

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him

[toxiccaves]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[cooltrainersunny]

This is basically what happened right

[blubbergoober9000]

@cassandracalin @bllehbulehhhhboo

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

[blubbergoober9000]

overheard two kids at the shop today, they were looking at chilled drinks and this interaction occured:

Kid 1: "Let's get that drink!"

Kid 2: "No."

Kid 1: "Why not?"

Kid 2: "It looks too old!"

Kid 1: "Oh okay..."

What the FUCK could they have possibly meant by that? What makes a drink look old? Does it look expired? Is that what they mean? Or do they think it's a drink for old people? Are they using ageism to determine their drink purchases? And why did the first kid immediately understand what the second kid meant and just went on with no question? no resistance? just moved on? How bad is it in these kids heads to simply drink an "Old Looking Drink".

What the fuck.

I have not stopped thinking about this for the past 2 hours.

[the-evil-skull]

I guess the reason I love the name of the doctor so much is kind of the bait and switch of it, where Moffat teases that the Doctor's real name is some secret mysterious birth name that's a surprise tool to save the day, but then the Doctor drops the title in the final line "but not in the name of the Doctor" and it just clicks that it's never been about the power of the name youre given at birth. The Name of the Doctor isn't alluding to the Doctor's "real name" but the promise inherent in the title "The Doctor", which is only powerful because the Doctor chose it for himself. Idk. Do you get it. This is because Dr Who is transgender.

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[blubbergoober9000]

@cauldronflavour

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]