Deathfeedee Gaining Tips 4
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Today piggies weāre going to talk about diabetes and why it should be your first goal as aspiring immobile blobs.
Contrary to popular belief diabetes is not something fatties should be scared of, quite the opposite in fact, belive it or not diabetes can actually be used to make you gain at an even faster rate.
But first lets talk about what diabetes is.
There are 2 types of diabetes type 1 and type 2, for our purposes type 2 is the only one that matters because thats the one you get from being fat.
Type 2 diabetes is the result of your body becoming numb to insulin, now you may be wondering what insulin does, well basically when you eat food your body takes the energy out of in in the form of sugar (glucose), this sugar goes into your blood, when there is too much sugar in your blood your body uses insulin to change that sugar into carbohydrates (glycogen) which can then be stored as fat. So that means in a diabetic that sugar stays in your blood.
So I imagine your next question will be what causes type 2 diabetes, and to that I say good question and eating, itās really that simple when you eat a lot of high sugar foods, lots of insulin is released and over time your body becomes numb to it, and in severe diabetes actually stops making any at all.
Diabetes Makes you Fatter
Yep thatās right you heard me it will make you fatter, or more specifically the medications used to treat it will. When you are first diagnosed with diabetes you will be prescribed a medication called metformin (USA Glucophage) unfortunately this is the only diabetes medication that doesnāt make you fatter, however if you start taking it and after a few days go back to your doctor or diabetes nurse and tell them that it is giving you terrible stomach pain and diarrhea, they will change it to one of the other medications that do make you fatter. The best bit is that as your diabetes gets worse the more medications you will be put on and therefore the quicker and quicker you gain weight.
Diabetes Proās and Conās
It will make you gain weight faster
It predisposes you to lots of other nasty fat related health conditions like; High Blood Preassure, PCOS, Heart Attacks and Strokes, Kideny Issues.
It also increases your chances of getting a few non-fat related health issues like: Eye Problems, Skin Issues and the inability to feel sexual pleasure but still feeling horny
Somepeople may consider the health issues a con, but lets face it theyāre actuall hot as fuck
Eat lots of sugar, and I mean a lot, like add it to every meal
Get fatter, the fatter you are the more likely you are to get diabetes and once youāve got it it will make it worse
Do not exercise, this is a big one, other than eatting sugar this is the most important. That means doing as little exercise as humanly possible, try to stay in bed or on the couch as much as possible, get everything delivered, if you absolutely have to go out, drive as much as possible and use mobility scootters
There you have it, the reasons why as aspiring immobile blobs diabetes should be your fist priority, and remember donāt listen to what family, freinds and doctors say, yes it may be unhealthy but who cares if it takes a couple decades off your life, I know that secretly turns you on and thats the main thing after all.
Edit: Wrote an addition small extra that can be found here.
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