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everyone on mobile click on the rb button on this post and then when it opens the writing screen long press the post button in the upper right

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Oooh, didn't notice this before! 😀

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It's been momfs since I started

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hey gays

let me guess your sexuality by seemingly random questions

cutiepipe

I love how you think I know what my sexuality is

#queer/don't like labels #rae’s rambles #uquiz #uquizzes #uquizes #quiz #personality quiz #lgbt #lgbtq #gay? gay #gay women

Hear me out, I have an idea for the sequel of Happiest Season! It should be about Riley (Aubrey Plaza) being invited to Abby and Harper’s wedding but not wanting to go alone. So she moppe around at the hospital and her cute nurse friend is like “I mean if it can shut you up and get me a free meal then I’ll be your date” and then Riley is like flustered and says ok you’ll be my fake date. BOOM the nurse is stuck in a fake dating story. And Harper and Abby discover that it was fake when the nurse gets mad at Riley for not understanding that she like her, they’re like “you’re a idiot and you just did the exact opposite that we had to do..”

That way we have a queer story without coming out, without cheating (I see you you Riley/Abby shippers!!), without death, just gay shenanigans and more Aubrey Plaza in a suit

#gay women #lesbians #gay #gay girls #happyholidays #happiest season #kristen stewart #aubrey plaza #women in suits #wlw community #clea duvall #mackenzie davis

monzterzack

for anyone that needs medical help today

cutiepipe

Hey nurse student here! I’m not sure how things work in the US but you should be honest with the people treating you and find someone who you can be honest with cause some of the weapon used by the police can cause respiratory symptoms and if you denied your exposition, you might not get treated accordingly... it’s fucked up, I get that and I have no garantie you’ll get the support needed but I just want you to be aware of this... take care people

#protest 2020 #black lives matter #blm #signal boost #please share #health

sandandglass

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BAM.

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I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

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dat sass in the last gif holy fuck

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THE WAY SHE KEEPS ON SMILING

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This is actually a segment John Oliver did where he pulled a BUNCH of receipts on the Miss America pageants. It’s really informative and filled with roasts like these. 15 mins of it.

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@touchyourblood

cutiepipe

My brother was like « sHe hAD soO MucH tImE tO pREP tHaT spEecH tHo »

Yeah you dumb bitch, you could’ve started writing in 1870 and still wouldn’t have anything that good to say

#john oliver #last week tonight #last week tonight with john oliver #gif #television #popular #feminine #feminist

Ok guys, I really need « 🍍🦉🐛 » to stay a secret gay thing ok? Don’t talk about it on TikTok or I don’t know where, it’s the secret 🏳️‍🌈 for those who aren’t ready yet. Come back in a couple years!

#gay women #lesbians #gay? gay #gay girls #wlw community #bi women #loveislove #the half of it #love #Eli Chu

dasaka

Kelley O’Hara on the Men in Blazers Instagram live // 4.29.2020

cutiepipe

« Every time you take a sip

In this smoky atmosphere

You press that bottle to your lips

And I wish I was your beer »

#kelley o’hara #kelley o'hara #men in blazers #uswnt #nwsl #gay women #emily sonnett #uswntsoccer #uswnt 2020 #utah royals fc #nascar #lesbians #wlw community #uswnt 2019 #uswnt woso

slutforcheez-its

I'm mad at the days of the week for not starting one of their names with a 'K' so that we can have a Kelley day of the week (like Tobin Tuesday or Sonnett Sunday) because Kelley DESERVES A WHOLE DAY

cutiepipe

It’s Kelley Maureen Monday!

.... Or something

#uswnt #emily sonnett #tobin heath #orlando pride #uswnt 2020 #sonnett sunday #ko #utah royals fc #nwsl #sonny sunday #kelley o'hara #portland thorns

dykeofhearts

Artemis is a confirmed lesbian because Sappho has a fragment that just says “Artemis” and well folks!!! it’s confirmed!!!

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My girl Sappho was so gay for Artemis she couldn’t even finish a sentence about her

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« If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more” -Jane Austen and also Sappho about Artemis-

#lesbians #wlw community #bi women #gay women #women #writing #girlswholikegirls #gay girls

frauenfootball

FAQs

Hello everyone,

I just opened this blog again to a flood of questions/comments, thus this FAQ post 😅

Unable to download the WWC final match

I had a look at this and it seems like all of the matches are not downloadable if you are not signed in to Google. 😞

The only solution I can suggest for now is to, well, sign in to Google when you want to download a file. Don’t worry, I won’t know who exactly are downloading the files. But if you want extra privacy, I suggest creating a dummy Google account.

(I’ll see what I can do about making this available without having to sign in to Google. I’ll update this FAQ if/when I figure it out.)

Unable to stream the WWC final match

Due to the size of the file (~4G), the final match doesn’t seem to be streamable. You’ll have to download it. 😬

Do you have <a particular match>?

I’ve uploaded all the ones I have. They should be in these folders:

WWC 2015

Olympics 2016

Euro 2017

WWC 2019

Do you plan to share a download file/link of <a particular match>?

Not at this point. I haven’t been following a lot of football lately.

I’ll try to share the videos for the upcoming Olympics at least, but at this point who knows if that’s gonna push through. 😕

How did you record/capture the match videos?

I used a screen/audio-recording app called Camtasia.

If you want to do your own recordings, there are other apps out there that can also do screen recordings. Points to consider are:

Does it also record audio?

Will it have a watermark? (Some apps put watermarks if you use the free version)

How long will it allow recording? (Some apps put a limit to the recording time if you use the free version)

Unfortunately, the ones that would tick off all the points above are all paid.

cutiepipe

Thank you so much for this!!

thoughtportal

cutiepipe

As a nurse student I’m simultaneously 2, 3 and 4 and let me tell you: not so fun.

#tweets #twitter #lockdown #coronavirus #coronapocalypse #coronamemes #nurselife #student

Emily Sonnett/Reader

Supporter

The first time it happens you don’t think about it cause it’s also the first time you’re with the gals and it’s loud and messy and you’re just trying to go trough your first day of internship without messing up. So when Sonnett start to sing ridiculous songs to narrated the stretches you explain for each player, you laugh and when Christen says “Ho please, don’t encourage her!” you keep laughing and bobbing your head to the songs.

You don’t remember the seconde time it happen, but you know it’s a recurring occurrence, how every time Sonny (you don’t really remember how or when she became “Sonny” or “Ly” but she say she like it so you’re not gonna stop) does something, you laugh and applause and they just shake their head and ask you to stop encouraging.

They probably says it when she hide herself in the roof of the training room to scare Sam and Rose or when she keep drawing caricatural cartoons of every person in the plane on napkins and then try to send them by making paper airplanes or when she want to race everyone on the children carousel.

You remember tho, the day you learn that she’s getting transferred. You don’t say anything and you wait for her to process. But at the end of the day your laying on her bed your head hanging out of it when she comes back in her hotel room. You don’t ask her how she feels or what she thinks of it cause you think that’s what everybody must do. Instead you say to her that you’re here and you’re ready for whatever she need. You tell her that you’re not sure how everything work, and she smiles at you like it doesn’t matter. So you ask her if she wants to know how you think it happens and when she just lay beside you, her head falling off the bed too and her finger just resting against yours, you think she says yes. So you tell her: “I think all of the teams sent one person dressed all in the team color to sit at a big ass table to talk about the NWSL championship. And everybody was mad at Portland for being to good so they decide that they had to give up one of their best player.” You look at Sonny to see if she’s following and she doesn’t smile yet but her eyes are sparkling a bit so you keep going. “The Thorn guy (it’s only guys cause girls have better things to do) is like: We could give Toby up but she doesn’t want to and we don’t want to mess her chill attitude. We could give Raso up or Purce.. And all the other guys are laughing and saying that they need to give up better, to let them pass the defense line, and the Thorn guy is like: No you can’t ask that come on, don’t say it” You are aware that you’ re talking faster and faster but you can’t wait to hear her laugh. So you take a breath and start again. “The other team are like: Yeah, we want you to give us your best player, we want Sonnett. Then it’s an all boring conversation that we don’t really care about but finally the Thorns have to send you away, thorn guy is fired, cause how could he let you go? That’s the stupidest thing somebody could do!” You hear her laugh and you breath again, you turn your head and take time to enjoy that view for a bit. You still have a thing to say tho, a slight pressure constructing your chest. “Red or purple, soccer player or influencer, I’ll always be there for you Ly, I’m not going anywhere and I’m pretty sure it’s the same for a lot of people. You were great in Portland and you’ll be great in Orlando, cause you’re still you. And really, anybody, family, friends, fans, would be crazy to give you up. I know I’m not. I’ll always be there to cheer for you.” You don’t really want to look at her but you feel her switch next to you, then you feel a weight on your chest and legs tangling with yours. You think she’s shaking a bit so you bring your arms around her and squeeze lightly. You hear her sniff then ask, in a small voice “Pinky promise?” You smile and kiss the top of her head “Pinky promise”