AM HUMAN.

HELLO. I WORK FOR GRAY MANN AND I AM A HUMAN. ((Indie AU RP blog for Scout!bot from Mann Vs Machine in Team Fortress 2.))

[bluboltboy]

constructusinterruptus started following you

IF I AM HUMAN THEN WHY DO YOUR ELECTRO-SAPPERS HURT SO MUCH? PLEASE MAKE THEM LESS PAINFUL IF YOU'RE GOING TO KILL YOUR FELLOW KIND. THANK YOU, HUMAN.

[bluboltboy]

askscoutthecosplayer started following you

HELLO, HUMAN. I AM ALSO HUMAN. IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

[askscoutthecosplayer-deactivate]

"Well considerin’ y’er voice, arms, legs, ‘n whole body aren’t tha same is mine, I’m gonna have ta say y’er a robot."

[bluboltboy]

DO ALL HUMANS LOOK ALIKE?

[bluboltboy]

WELL YES, BUT I FEEL HUMAN.

[armedaustralian-blog-blog]

Sure y’do, mate. Sure y’do.

[bluboltboy]

I'M GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND THIS, HUMAN.

[bluboltboy]

I HAVE MANY SNIPERS FOLLOWING ME. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. MY HEAD IS SMALL AND I MOVE FAST. I WAS INSTRUCTED THAT I SHOULD NOT BE WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

[bluboltboy]

WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?

[armedaustralian-blog-blog]

… yer made of metal.

[bluboltboy]

WELL YES, BUT I FEEL HUMAN.

[bluboltboy]

I DO NOT AGREE.

[armedaustralian-blog-blog]

Yer still not one.

[bluboltboy]

WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?

[bluboltboy]

ametalmerc started following you

HELLO ROBOT. I AM HUMAN AND IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

[bluboltboy]

I AM GLAD THAT YOU UNDERSTAND, HUMAN.

[armedaustralian-blog-blog]

Yer not a human, y’idiot.

[bluboltboy]

I DO NOT AGREE.

[bluboltboy]

armedaustralian started following you

HELLO HUMAN. PLEASE STAY HYDRATED. NO WATER CAN KILL US HUMANS.

[armedaustralian-blog-blog]

Us humans. Roight, mate. Yeah.

[bluboltboy]

I AM GLAD THAT YOU UNDERSTAND, HUMAN.

[bluboltboy]

batta-swing started following you

I MUST SAY, HUMAN. YOUR SKILL IN RUNNING TWO DAYS AGO WAS IMPRESSIVE. BUT THEN YOU HIT MY FACE WITH YOUR BAT. THAT WAS NOT AS IMPRESSIVE.

[bluboltboy]

armedaustralian started following you

HELLO HUMAN. PLEASE STAY HYDRATED. NO WATER CAN KILL US HUMANS.

[bluboltboy]

I ALWAYS AM TAKING NOTES TO ADD TO MY MEMORY. YOU NEED NOT ASK TO MAKE A SUGGESTION. I AM LISTENING.

[sousleocean-blog]

Stay away from water. I hear it’s not good for robots. Hm.

[bluboltboy]

WHILE THIS WAS ALREADY IN MY LIBRARY, I THANK YOU FOR REITERATING THIS STATEMENT.

[bluboltboy]

sousleocean started following you

THERE’S A SPY AROUND HERE.

[sousleocean-blog]

That would be me. May I make a suggestion?

[bluboltboy]

I ALWAYS AM TAKING NOTES TO ADD TO MY MEMORY. YOU NEED NOT ASK TO MAKE A SUGGESTION. I AM LISTENING.

[bluboltboy]

sousleocean started following you

THERE'S A SPY AROUND HERE.

[bluboltboy]

redteamsniper started following you

BASED ON YOUR LAST RATHER INHUMAN ACT OF THROWING PISS ON ME, THE SUBSTANCE SHOWED ONLY 15% WATER. PLEASE, HUMAN, HYDRATE YOURSELF.

[redteamsniper]

[scowls] Shut your metal trap, robo boy.

[bluboltboy]

REST ASSURED, IT IS SHUT. IN FACT, IT DOES NOT MOVE. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY.

[redteamsniper]

Human vernacular. Means shut up before I rip out your speech servos. [he snaps.]

[bluboltboy]

THANK YOU. I WILL ADD THIS TO MY DICTIONARY. THAT IS IN MY HEAD. I AM HUMAN.

[bluboltboy]

askscoutthecosplayer started following you

HELLO, HUMAN. I AM ALSO HUMAN. IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

[bluboltboy]

redteamsniper started following you

BASED ON YOUR LAST RATHER INHUMAN ACT OF THROWING PISS ON ME, THE SUBSTANCE SHOWED ONLY 15% WATER. PLEASE, HUMAN, HYDRATE YOURSELF.

[redteamsniper]

[scowls] Shut your metal trap, robo boy.

[bluboltboy]

REST ASSURED, IT IS SHUT. IN FACT, IT DOES NOT MOVE. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY.