yikes

I'm Matt :) he/him

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[starrymothwings]

art…Hard

[wildnya]

writing… hard

[starrymothwings]

[taemmin]

me explaining to shinee that im going to be here with them regardless of how long the hiatus is and that i’ll be supporting all their activities no matter what using the powerpoint presentation i made

[mihai-florescu]

Everyone say thank you lil nas x

[blue-striped-scarf]

Thank you?

Man this day was too much for this guy, between lil nas x, Tommy, and super m.

[icarusbros]

tommyinnit has absorbed yet another soul

[blue-striped-scarf]

Just absorbed a prince, feeling good

[bingomann]

i just started watching sk8 infinity and i really wish someone would call the cops on that old man who keeps hitting on the teens at the skating park

[maagee]

All this Tommy positivity on my dash is clearing my skin and watering my crops, keep it up everyone

[the-king-of-lemons]

[honigimohr]

trust your mother’s opinion on people

[cloudbeam]

um. she married my dad

[steel-runner]

[marbleguard]

a little-known birth control method is tracking down and starting a fight with that twitter user who casts the “may your womb be barren” spells on everyone she dislikes

[marbleguard]

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

OKAY I'M SORRY SHE GOES BY YARROW NOW

[marbleguard]

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

Should I get into the Ghost Harem™️ or is it too much

[marbleguard]

you can’t just mention a ghost harem and NOT elaborate!!!

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

Okay, so the short version is she thinks she communes with the deceased and demons and stuff because she’s a super-cool satanist pagan witch with a catgirl succubus persona named Chordeva in the astral realm or something, and so she has four boyfriends who are dead including Heath Ledger, Richard “Nightstalker” Ramirez, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Michael Jackson. 

She also used to “speak” for them online by channeling them through her body so they’d use her to type (and she did this for Satan too and it was as cringe as you’d expect) and basically Michael Jackson is genderqueer and fucking Richard Ramirez from beyond the grave and they’re all fucking Stephanie too, and at one point Stephanie split up with Michael when he wanted to save his deceased father from Hell and he got the astral child in the ghost divorce, but that’s fine because she thinks she can get AIDS from having sex with ghosts so at least Michael isn’t getting AIDS while he’s dead. 

And there was the time she used Richard’s name to send (google translated) Spanish death threats to people, and used Michael’s name to say the N-word because she thought it made the act more convincing. She groomed a group of minors on DeviantArt (me included) and had people calling her “daddy,” and that only stopped because she got in a fight with one of the kids who happened to have a heart condition and had to go to the hospital because of the stress, and then Stephanie took credit for sending Michael’s spirit to pull the girl’s soul out of the afterlife, and when you lowkey kill a disabled teenager from another country and take credit for saving their life other people start to notice and so she got doxxed and now her parents (who she still lives with in her 30s) won’t let her use DeviantArt ever again.

That was longer than I intended but there’s just...so much...

[marbleguard]

[thetransmascbadass]

This photo has been haunting me for DAYS

[blue-striped-scarf]

You ever see something online and think, wow um i think it's time to log off and go stare at a wall in dismay

[blue-striped-scarf]

Would someone tell me I'm not stupid or something. So i told a friend, who i guess has a crush on me, that I'm trans and so i told her i go by Matt and that h/him are my pronouns. It's been months, she still calls me [redacted dead name] and she/her pronouns. Am i crazy or is purposefully doing this? Like i probably need to talk to her about it but i don't want it to be something she is purposefully doing, if that makes sense???

[glowcloudstan]

after like 3 days of work it is finally here:

i assign you a dream smp character based off of increasingly strange questions

this is definitely the Most uquiz i have ever made apart from that jensen ackles one that we don't talk about

[emo-and-confused-deactivated202]

big sigh

[blue-striped-scarf]

I got schlatt, umm i don't know how to take that

[rahafwabas]

I like their friendship 

[blue-striped-scarf]

Here have some unfinished art

[blue-striped-scarf]

Haha heard someone say i looked like a serial killer and then someone who i though was my friend agreed. Wow um well i won't be talking to anyone in that class again ❤️❤️❤️

[angeloncewas]

I heard some Tubbo appreciation was in order !!

Tubbo is so incredibly smart - go and watch Tommy's old hack client videos, or his schpeal about servers on his alt Twitch, or even just acknowledge what he's doing with TubNet - I don't have a quarter of his knowledge on so many subjects. He also just seems to seek out more, like looking into philosophy and renewable energy and so many other things. Chat likes to tell him to "move on," oftentimes probably from a fear that he'll get canceled, but when he talked about the problems with Twitter, a lot of it boiled down to the super important idea of open dialogue - how will anyone ever learn if they're not allowed to ask questions? - and he's right.

He's super entertaining - he can keep up good vibes for literally 7, 8, 9 hours on stream, which definitely can't be easy. The fandom tends to see him as the soft one in the "clingy duo," but my first positive impression of him was one of his early dsmp streams where he was openly antagonistic toward Tommy and it was so funny. He thrives off chaos, I'm pretty sure he even used the chat's coddling to his advantage in it. Plus his actual minecraft skill? He can build (which doesn't sound like much, but on this server? Oh boy), he's genuinely good at a lot of aspects of the game (did y'all not see his first mcc?), and he has so much love for minecraft as a whole, which is really cool considering how many people lose passion for what they do.

Let's not forget his character !! I will never forgive whoever convinced him that he's bad at acting and that his character is boring because that literally could not be further from the truth. c!Tubbo has distinctive traits (so much internalization of feelings), a crushing backstory (it was his house that was burned in the declaration of war), and a unique view of the world (no one else was publicly executed - until he was the one to attempt to do it, c'mon that's such a cool thread). So many quotable and impactful lines have come from him - "L'manberg is a togetherness," his argument with Quackity about Ranboo, "yourself" - my personal favorite is "as long as I can’t be the next Schlatt, you can’t be the next Wilbur," because there's so many interesting ways it can be interpreted and all of it ties into the depths of his character and his interactions with others.

TLDR: Put some respect on Tubbo's name, both c! and cc!, because he's awesome and y'all are sleeping on him. Sub with Twitch Prime.