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Hey! So, so sorry if this is a bother! I read your selkie au on ao3 and fell deeply in love with it, and how you write everybody. Uh, right, so: I saw that your last post was quite a while ago and wanted to know if you're still writing it or even still in the fandom? I couldn't find anything on your page so far so I'm sorry if you mentioned something!

Thank you for your time!!!

Hi darlin! Not a bother at all! I had a lot of life stuff happen and have stepped away from fandom for a good while. I’m slowly making my way back in and I am planning to get back to work on the Of Ocean Tides series at some point! I’m so glad you love it like I do ❤️

today-only-happens-once

Do other writers ever get this like, hyper-specific dialogue exchange drop into their brains and you know exactly where these character are standing and what they’re doing and how they’re saying these words but that’s all you get. You don’t have much other context and this specific moment that exists only at this time in your headspace??

winterandwords

This is how everything I’ve ever written has begun.

anxietyproblem

utopians

69 cities in the united kingdom and forty seven thousand pubs

utopians

england is smaller than my state and has like almost as many bars as the entire US combined. like it's just 10,000 short of catching up to the US, a country with almost 5 times its population

utopians

going to one pub every single day it would take you 130 years to go to every pub in britain

english-history-trip

I've plugged our route into Google, who's with me

what-even-is-thiss

The more I learn about Britain’s alcohol culture the more scared I become.

valtsv

it is with a heavy heart that i must tell you this is exactly what it's like

emergentpattern

catasters

justcatposts

One whole minute of a deaf Kitty getting excited that her owner is home

(Source)

zkyeline

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

The Purple Dragon

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

@wakandamama

wakandama2

3 sips will send you into a factory reset 😂

augustdementhe

SIR?

hampop

This guy is a fucking alchemist

somecutething

itscomplicatedx

Oh that is adorable

the-bi-bilingual

Bird, delicately approaching the concrete, and then-

bunjywunjy

the truth is even funnier: that’s a predatory ground bird called a sariema, which are known to prey on other bird’s eggs!

so what’s actually happening here is that this guy thought he’d found an unattended egg smorgasbord, only to get a nasty shock when he tried to actually bust them open…..

bunjywunjy

so uh yeah we’re basically just watching a bird go “fuck!! FUCK!!!” repeatedly and it’s pretty great. you’re welcome

lesbx

obsessed with this actually

bunjywunjy

RIDE 'EM CRAWBOY

cactus-pat

twoofcups

dc literally has better villains than marvel because marvel antagonists are always like “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i kill people because i’m SAD inside” meanwhile everyone in gotham just be off the shits and have an actual aesthetic and presentation

wherewhywhat

The villain’s in Gotham are better because no one can out do Bruce Wayne in “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i beat up people because i’m SAD inside” so they had to come up with something else.

twoofcups

this is the only response anyone is allowed to put on this post actually

sighinastorm

There’s a tornado warning out (two, technically), so of course I went for a walk outside to see if I could spot it. Never have I seen so many of my neighbors at one time, when there wasn’t a firework show or a picnic.

sighinastorm

the-dwarven-viking

There was a tornado warning and a bunch of people gathered outside to set off fireworks. I wish I was kidding.

sighinastorm

How cool would it be to shoot fireworks into a tornado?

sighinastorm

welele

ilovewinningbabyiwantitall-deac

And this “two-faced bitch” is seeing twice as many stars as usual 😌

homunculus-argument

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”