[cuntess-carmilla]

“What’s your guilty pleasure?” I was raised Catholic, all my pleasures are guilty.

[felderwin]

Best parts of Star Wars are when an alien or a robot or something makes a couple random noises and a person is very genuinely like “yes that’s it exactly thank you”

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[daglout]

This text thread brought us into a new age

[rubyredwisp]

Maisie Williams’s cute “date” to the Emmys (x)

[rubyredwisp]

Peter traded his Emmy for Maisie’s date

[linguisticjubilee-deactivated20]

[mouldysushi]

He looks so proud of it

[troposphera]

A boy holds a sack of cabbages at a vegetable wholesale market in Jinan, Shandong province, China, on July 13, 2014. (Reuters/Stringer)

[skullprincess]

🥺😥 His cabbages…

[randomslasher]

I know everyone says they’re overdone but I honestly love a good origin story

[whitepeopletwitter]

[emperorsfoot]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[cundtcake]

translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”

[boomerang-always-comes-back]

This is too adorable

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[windwardstar]

My best/favorite teacher would literally take off the points for a question that the majority of the class got wrong from the total on the test and then hold a lesson on the topic because she realized if 90% of her students didn’t know the answer then she hadn’t done a good job teaching it.

[randaness]

I hate it when teachers take pride in having a large percentage of students get bad grades in their classes. It just means that students aren’t learning from you

[weaver-z]

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

[postmarxed]

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[purpledragonfollower]

[tumblr]

[purpledragonfollower]

Holy shit what

[dzamie]

what how did you do that

[purpledragonfollower]

Apparently you can now do this for some reason writing tumblr [between these brackets]

And you get [tumblr]

[nevsky-deactivated20220826]

[tumblr]

what. what is the purpose of this

[riflesniper-a]

[lukeskywalking]

noah fence but a rogue stormtrooper inciting a rebellion and then becoming a jedi is a way more compelling redemption story than a privileged white boy who murders his father in cold blood then pouts about it because he feels a little bad

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

it’s honestly crazy how many ppl u meet in your early twenties who have never been in love or been in a relationship or had sex and then you’re like oh it’s actually normal and social milestones actually mean nothing bc everyone is different and has different experiences. cool!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

As a teenager I was pretty unimpressed with adults giving each other tours of their homes and kitchens, but as an adult I now understand this is the equivalent of inviting your friends over to see all your toys and that’s chill actually

[memewhore]

[darbydraws]

here’s my first very short animated film about a vampire who gets a new outfit

[specsthespectraldragon]

@dongiovannitriumphant

[whitestarrussian]

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT TO MY HEART!

[candiikismet]

I love this

[mynnub-blog]

Waiiiit wait this is so cute 😲♥️

[riot-dog]

This is a masterpiece