Red Team

Tex | 17 | Bi | they/them | Dexter Grif is bae | feel free to message me and ask for my xbox gamer tag

[blue-team-blows]

If any one would do this survey it would really help.

https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/83GJWJG

[norsenaturetolkien-deactivated2]

Incestual Realization Of Han Solo 

literally crying with laughter.

[estrogenpatchnotes]

This was at least twice as funny as I thought it was going to be.

[whitewine-blushinglight]

even more british memes (yay)

• for bonzer car insurance deals, girls get onto sheilas’ wheels

• justine littlewood

• safari Oleg

• the coronation street tram crash

• “please place item in the bagging area”

• 5p BAG CHARGE?¿¿??¿?

• “friend”

• 3 day summer

• UKIP

• bus stop wanker

• you buy one you get one free. SAID YA BUY ONE YA GET ONE FREE

• “I’m gonna knock *knock knock* on wood”

• the Isle of fernandooooooos

• woolworths

• Jeremy Clarkson getting sacked

• buttery biscuit base

• Jezza Kyle

• Nigel farage’s teeth

• the dfs sofa sale

[thestral-spotter]

Soggy bottom

[teammuchrespect]

Kyle: So you don’t like being spanked?

Miles: No, uh… hypothetically… I feel like I’d be on the other side of that.

[teammuchrespect]

[gnome-ish]

If anyone wants to date me but doesnt know how– Deadpool comes out around valentines day. Just sayin’.

[morgaer]

Considering that his mother - the Princess … Yes, technically, Kylo Ren is the Disney prince.

[bac0nluver69-deactivated2020052]

Important PSA!

Gavin Free:

Ryan Haywood:

Geoff Ramsey:

Michael Jones:

Jack Pattillo:

Adam Kovic, Bruce Greene, and Josh Flanagan:

James Willems:

Matt Peake:

Aaron Marquis:

And last but certainly not least, Blaine Gibson:

With an added very fabulous looking Miles Luna:

[miiversian]

[goonbuggy]

JAMES BOND’S NAME IN STAR WARS IS JB-007 IM SCREAMING

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

for those of you wondering, he’s the one that Rey mind-tricks into helping her escape

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is how the movie went right

[verysharpteeth]

If we want to get techinical, Anakin Skywalker was such an epic intergalactic screw-up that he’s now literally screwing up the galaxy from beyond the grave. We’re about to have 9 movies all based around one man screwing up.

[scarlets-witch-deactivated20210]

#way to fuckin go anakin (via)

[aliqora-deactivated20191104]

[weeburdoodles]

Rowha Joman

[burns-like-ice]

Burle Wilag

Or, if I use what’s on my birth certificate: Kooch Wilag

*shudders in horror*

I will NOT be using either of those names. Ever. Especially the second one.

[shanology]

Barsh Kling isn’t the *worst* thing in the world, I guess

[valoscope]

Marva Sosan!

[spacecadetstef]

Harst Prelp Agaal Bisan

[skygawker]

star wars + onion headlines (pt. 2)

[03n-deactivated20150829]

Reblog if youre part of the quintet of forgotten

Pansexual, Polysexual, Demisexual, Asexual, Bisexual

[allyallyorangeart]

Blue team sucks!

[allyallyorangeart]

Red team blows!

[blue-team-blows]

Level of confidence I strive to have: Mad King

Level of confidence I actually have: Season 2 Xray