Alex @blue2berry2lemon - Tumblr Blog

I have 429 followers, dang,

Uhhh follow my art insta, astro.cube I actually post there,,

Example, this boy,

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me every day of my stupid little life: if i dont get a Little Treat in the next five minutes im going to die

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COME ON

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Beer and a blunt to end the day

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it's soooo messed up how you have to go and do work to get money. im literally a cute girl

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KILL MAIM EVISCERATE DESTROY DECIMATE

どいてくれないネコ https://twitter.com/kyuryuZ/status/1273812918467887104

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Idk what the captions and speech bubbles say but I still completely understood everything and I have determined that a valid point has been made

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Yet you participate in society, curious

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Megayachts are not an inherent part of society you stupid cunt

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Web Design Is Not Safe As Houses

This story happened a few years ago. A friend refers me to his mother, a real estate agent who wants a new website for her business. I call her to set up an appointment.

Client: “So, what is your expertise in real estate?”

Me: “I’ve done two real-estate websites in the past, and they’ve been quite successful. I can provide you with a searchable database of listings where buyers can filter by price and other factors, as well as a homepage with featured listings, your bio, and anything else you’d like to include.”

Client: “Yes, but have you ever sold a house before?”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Why not?”

Me: “Because I’m not a real estate agent. I’m a web developer.”

Client: “So how do you expect to do a website for me if you don’t know anything about being a realtor?”

Me: “I know enough to build a website with a listing database which you can very easily populate with descriptions, photos, and any other info you wish to provide the buyers with. I can also provide other tools, such as a mortgage calculator and a lead-tracking system that allows potential buyers to contact you with listings they are interested in.”

Client: “I really don’t think you know what you’re doing. I think I’m going to have to pass and find someone who knows how to sell a house.”

Later, I discovered she had finished her website. On Geocities. Yellow background. 50pt font. Seemingly designed by a ‘real’ real estate agent…