[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[thinkspam]

[srsfunny]

[danim4ux]

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

[hornline-deactivated20180116]

THAT IS MAHOGANY

[moistnoodles-blog]

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

[ungodlyobsessions]

WHAT HTE FCUK

[white-throated-packrat]

It’s one of my favorite pieces at the Renwick. It’s a solid block of mahogany and you can see the impression of knobs under the cloth.

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Thinking about her (the Windows 95 “Mystery” theme desktop wallpaper)

[commodorez]

Pulled straight from 95 Plus!

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[batzzzzz]

Rool

[citrusmillie]

all tumbrlinas come from a common ancestor

[butterflyboutique]

sanrio × uekura eku : cinnamoroll

[whatinthefugckingsheeett]

[sunb1eeder]

good and healthy creatures

inbred abomination, resulting from irresponsible and cruel breeders

[kaijuno]

wow throwback sisters!!

[breikka]

25 years later They're preparing for a family photo! Bond's great grandkids are out of frame. Or maybe the world made immortality possible for dogs and Bond is out of frame as well. Yup, that's it.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went on a double date with my sister (Jamie, 24) and her new boyfriend. (Paul 25ish) We went to an Italian place. Paul goes on about how the word is for red in Italian marinara, and the word for white is alfredo, so that’s how he remembers the sauce names. I told Paul I took Italian in high school, and it’s rosso and bianco. It even says so on the wine menu. Paul started yelling at me and calling me wrong. Those are the names for wines, not colors. My husband showed him on Google the translation for red and white. Paul told my sister he was leaving and called us stupid assholes and how wrong we were. Paul and my sister left without paying their bill, or even getting some food. When we asked the server he said the drinks are no problem and not to worry about it. My sister texted me later and said why do I think I always have to be right and I embarrassed Paul, and it was immature of my husband. She said we didn’t have to argue with him over something so silly. She said my husband, and I bullied him. She told me that I don’t have to say to people when they are wrong and embarrass them in public like that.

World heritage AITA (Am I The Asshole?) post.

[crowberri]

[Cult of the Lamb] I have many thoughts about these two,,,,,

[flamebunnyy]

Ok but what if Baal and Aym returned to The One Who Waits' side except now they're like twice his height.

[marggriff]

I like those two’s aesthetic

[pixalry]

The Black Monarch’s Ghost - Created by Ben Turner

Here is the original box cover, for nostalgia’s sake.

[catchymemes]

[oddpoke]

My old friend, my companion, and my brother in arms

[tothearkmoved]

Gay & Lesbian Pride Parade, Seattle, Washington, 1991.

James May

[blemgoid]