I'm Bored

They/them, 15, Pan. I mostly just reblog stuff.

[penguintim]

[b00bconnoisseur]

Dammit i knew it

[everythingstarstuff]

[roguetelemetry]

[kaijuno]

Well I’m now pretty much homeless. My dad doesn’t want to deal with me, apartments aren’t renting to new people right now and I can’t go to my moms because she’s a nurse and I’m immunocompromised. I don’t know what to do anymore except get an Uber to a motel or something.

If anyone has the means to help me out please

paypal.me/kaijuno and my CashApp is $kaijuno

[merks-trash-fire]

These goddamn "heartfelt" stay at home commercials from big brands that act like it's been years genuinely make my skin crawl.

[merks-trash-fire]

Upon 2 seconds of reflection I have come to understand that feeling is bloodlust.

[bezosbaldhead-deactivated202007]

simply hearing the line “in these uncertain times” awakens a deep and intense desire to go completely feral

[catchymemes]

[justalittlelouislove]

I just saw a video of Britney Spears tearing apart a group of men who called her body guard the n word. He had to hold her back because her knee jerk reaction was to maul them like a mama bear on the loose. And then she walks away while holding a comforting hand on his back.

I’ll never not stan her. Catch me playing Lucky at my funeral bitch.

[susiethemoderator]

I literally just saw the video and she was really about to whoop ass ON SIGHT no hesitation.

[voxmachinafuckshitup]

her body guard is here for YOUR protection

[heroofthreefaces]

kidnapper on phone: we have britney spears

britney’s bodyguard: please don’t kill her

kidnapper: well that’s up to you now isn’t it

britney’s bodyguard: i wasn’t talking to you

[based on a chat post where it’s steve rogers and one of the captain america movies’ supporting characters dealing with a kidnapper (i forget whether steve or the other is the kidnappee) which i would credit if i knew the OP] 

[mogifire]

friend

[roachpatrol]

this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around

[teathattast]

[normalbeast-downformaintenance]

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

[catchymemes]

[boringangel]

🥰🥰🥰🥰

[punkrorschach]

might i add

[boringangel]

[jnkwsnk]

First time making LGBTQ+ Lock Screens :)

Please Like+Reblog if using them, Thankyouu! 

[books-in-order]

Original credit to NonRock on R/Funny

[azrael556]

Cats have the need to spill blood.

[brunhiddensmusings]

but we love the doofus murder-floofs so please keep your tiny psychopathic predators INSIDE your house

[isensmith]

also your doofus murder-floofs will live much longer and healthier lives indoors as well. 

[loloftheday]

Energy company has got some sass

[bransrath]

Duke Energy Fined $102 million for Polluting Rivers with Coal Ash

[hawkeabelas]

This is the best summary of the corporate deflection of blame for environmental destruction onto the consumer to save face I’ve ever seen

[nijadiva]

[goldenlust]

Who made this goddess? I love her! The eyes,nose,lips and that haiiirr

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

anyone know the artist?

[christel-thoughts]

looks like Mark Newman. 

http://marknewman.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/

^^ this one is called “Grandpa’s Favorite”. 

^^ this one is called “Iris in Bloom”.

he’s awesome. 

[fatalperfume-deactivated2015061]

You never see classical inspired sculptures with POC.. So this is really something to me. Absolutely beautiful.

[jame7t]

1 am. im throwing rocks against gods window. she opens. I tell her “you fucked up with vampires. they should be real.” she politely reinverts every atom in my body, thusly undefining me and beginning anew with a fresh physical form. im a hamster now. my opinion does not change.

[pitchblackgoatherder-deactivate]

I just now noticed thar your icon isn’t a parakette. I am upset.

[jame7t]

how? how does it look like a parakeet?

[crowcryptid]

i made an attempt 

[jame7t]

that makes sense. im so mad that im gonna flap my little wings and go commit war crimes

[markusbones]

If you look at the world and say “Yes, there are enough homes for people, yes, there is enough food for people, but if we give it away for free they won’t have earned it and the economy will collapse.” Then you have chosen money (a constructed medium of exchange) over living beings who only want to continue living in peace and safety.

And I have no qualms telling you, that is the wrong choice, and you have been brainwashed by this destructive, exploitative system.

[otatma]

ahhhh, I’m happy this one came back.

[genderpunked]

the #1 argument I see against posts like this is always “but I earned my house, my job, my comfortable life!! it’s not fair to me if someone else gets that after doing nothing to deserve it!!” 

my response is usually: why do you think humans have to earn the right to stay alive 

[guccixcucci]

[kanyeismyenemy]