A Pile Of Dumb stuff

23 • ftm • tired

[hannahhillam]

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

[coffeeandstring]

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

[fatsexybitch]

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

[hollowedskin]

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

[everydayconman]

[shotfromguns]

some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.

[tisfan]

reblogging for betrayed sack of flour.

[feminismandmedia]

[rinzleyrambles-deactivated20230]

Alternate title: Millennials are so humble about their lacking skills that they eschew pride in order to learn skills that their parents thought were unnecessary to teach.

[captain-snark]

alternate alternate title: Boomers Fail So Hard As Parents They’ve Left Their Adult Children ‘Helpless’

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[bazzpop]

[sneepsn0rp]

This is the funniest fucking Arcana ad I've ever gotten

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

nobody talk to me, thinking about the poetic eroticism of mushroom omelette with chives

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

wish i had what reynolds woodcock has

[bunkey]

god made ferrets by taking a cat and rolling it between his hands like a long piece of play doh

[fuselii]

legends 

[weaselle]

I’m doing all of this, just in case

[pukicho]

Its the end of the decade. A catalyst for change is upon us. Next year, nay, next decade will be our best yet. We will go from mere monkeys to golden gods sat upon a throne of success and accomplishment. Don’t waver, don’t second-guess yourself, don’t underestimate your ambitions. At the end of this next decade the world will be serene, and it’ll be thanks to us.

[flagellant]

i understand the inherent sexiness of putting yourself into mortal danger but please stop prancing into faerie rings and offering your true name to any passing pixie who happens to be there in hopes of escaping the cruel grip of capitalism

[probablytieflingrpgideas]

[valtsv]

not only is sculpting boobs on battle armor really impractical and dangerous but it's also a complete waste of time like if i see a hot warrior lady holding a sword i can assure you her chest is going to be the one of the very last places i'm looking

[valtsv]

costume designer: look at how we sculpted the armor to fit her womanly figure! isn't it sexy? isn't it badass?

me: hehe pretty lady with big sword

costume designer: b-but the tiddies... look at the tiddies...

me: big arms swing big sword very hot 😍

[whitepeopletwitter]

[snototters-deactivated20210129]

[lovethi5]

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

[sweetlikeacherry]

I can feel that 2020 is going to change my life for the better and that i’m going to be in a new direction. I can’t even describe it, I just have a gut feeling that i’m going to meet people and be in the right place at the right time for the circumstances that are divinely timed just for me. overwhelmed with good thoughts and hopes for what is to come 

[legilimenstudies]

reblog for good vibes in 2020

[imovedimovedimovedimoved-deacti]

Do any of you know about that one painting with Aphrodite being born out of lava with a black swan by her side or did i completely hallucinate that? Been searching for a while but i can’t find it for shit.

[thecavenest]

I tried googling that description but no luck either, anyone might know what painting this might be (or if it does exist? cause it sounds sick lol)

[semicolonthefifth]

It took a bit of googling magic, but I think I’ve found it.

This is “Kindled” by Laura K. Cannon, which is part of her portfolio that can be found here: http://navate.com/2wk6im1sartc92iwza7il07bxq2mk5

Is this what you were looking for? @sakyubaso

[tiffanygladiator]

I’m in love.

[systlin]

This is fucking incredible

[lana-and-stuff]

[lesbiantiana]