* KILLER QUEEN ! ( ᵃᵖ! )

  indie.   sel.   priv.   film   based   veronica   sawyer.   heathers   1989.   est.   O2/17 revamped O1/18   adored   by   ronnie !  

[bluecroquet-arch]

I know I haven’t been online for a long time but @agcner and I are getting married! She proposed to me today 🥰

[rpmememaker]

Send a ❦ if you'd consider shipping our muses.

[mettallic-archive-deactivated20]

rpmememaker:

bonus if you add a type of ship you’d like them to be or a thread idea for our muses.

[actualarchive]

gone girl starters

[deivll]

below are random starters taken from/inspired by the novel Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn.

❝Should I remove my soul before I come inside?❞

❝Please don’t eat anything in that area.❞

❝He is the kind of guy who carries himself like he gets laid a lot, a guy who likes women, a guy who would actually fuck me properly.❞

❝I would like to be fucked properly.❞

❝I sound quite slutty, don’t I?❞

❝You look all twitchy.❞

❝There’s no romantic present for wood.❞

❝Go home, fuck her brains out, then smack her with your penis and scream, ‘There’s some wood for you, bitch.‘❞

❝Seems lonely.❞

❝The cat was sweet, but extremely stupid.❞

❝Well you certainly take your time about it, don’t you?❞

❝So how likely is it I’ll meet someone I love, much less someone I love enough to marry?❞

❝'He’s doing what you tell him to do because he doesn’t care enough to argue,’ I think. ‘Your petty demands simply make him feel superior, or resentful, and someday he will fuck his pretty, young coworker who asks nothing of him, and you will actually be shocked.‘❞

❝Let me guess: baby of the family.❞

❝I am fat with love!❞

❝Neither of us gets stage fright.❞

❝This is how I always pictured it. This is exactly how I pictured it.❞

❝I sometimes bring my coffee and the paper and just sit.❞

❝You’re a planner, aren’t you? You don’t seem like the type to wing anything.❞

❝We call them the ‘dancing monkeys’.❞

❝I am content with letting him be himself.❞

❝I wanted to play it cool, but then I started crying.❞

❝Please don’t lay a guilt trip on me on top of it.❞

❝Not according to the prenup.❞

❝I can’t even figure out if I should be angry.❞

❝My dad isn’t someone I like to talk about that much.❞

❝I feel like something is going wrong, very wrong, and that it will get even worse.❞

❝I don’t feel like a person at all : I am something to be loaded and unloaded, like a sofa or a cuckoo clock.❞

❝I don’t feel real anymore.❞

❝I still say it’s the river.❞

❝Picture me: I’m crazy about you.❞

❝Wow your parents must really hate me.❞

I ❝Hope you like canned soup.❞

❝If there was ever a time for assisted sleep…❞

❝Just got to keep on keeping on.❞

❝I’m making the best of a really bad situation.❞

❝He/She seemed to have lost all interest in both me and said ailing parents.❞

❝Baby, why the fuck haven’t you called me?❞

❝I need to feel your hands on me, that’s all I’ve been thinking about.❞

❝Come up with me. I want to be with you.❞

❝You fucking idiot.❞

❝Sometimes, I look at myself and I think : No wonder why people around you find you ridiculous, frivolous, and spoiled.❞

❝No it’s not that, truly. I’ve never given blood. My doctor gets angry at me because I can’t even handle a yearly blood test for, like, cholesterol.❞

❝How old are they?❞

❝You’re a cheater!❞

❝It would be funnier if our sex life were as carefree as the rhyme would suggest. But last week we did… fuck? Something more romantic than have sex but less cheesy than make love.❞

❝I can’t help but wonder, what’s the catch?❞

❝You were in a screaming argument about a cat box.❞

❝He uses me for sex when he needs to.❞

❝Quiz: Your husband, with whom you shared a wonderful sex life, has turned distant and cold – he only wants sex his way, on his time. What do you do?❞

❝I’ve been indulging in toddler therapy.❞

❝Well, now might be the right time. To start a family. Try to get pregnant.❞

❝I m cracking under the pressure. I will snap.❞

❝I didn’t realize until I was almost there that it was Valentine’s Day. It was Valentine’s day and I was going to buy a gun and then cook my spouse dinner.❞

❝I just would feel safer with a gun.❞

❝I don’t know what would be good luck : plus sign or minus sign.❞

❝This man might kill me.❞

❝Picture me : I’m a girl who is very bad. I need to be punished, and by punished, I mean HAD.❞

❝I’ve told you, I’ve told you so many times!❞

❝To start: I should never have been born.❞

❝Is she still alive?❞

❝I was the girl/boy who battled oblivion and won.❞

❝I ruined my mother’s womb in the process.❞

❝I’ve always been better than the rest of them. I was the one who made it.❞

❝They get to be perfect without even trying, without even facing one moment of existence, while I am here on earth, and everyday I must try, and every day is a chance to be less than perfect.❞

❝That’s because you loved a person who didn’t really exist.❞

❝Being the Cool Girl means you are a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes, and anal sex.❞

❝Men actually think that girl exists.❞

❝The Cool Girls are even more pathetic. They’re not pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be.❞

❝It’s tempting to be the girl every guy wants.❞

❝They never taught me how to be happy.❞

❝I would always try to figure out why this is fun.❞

❝If you let a man cancel plans or decline to do things for you, you lose.❞

❝What a cunt.❞

[bluecroquet-arch]

❝    yeah      &      i   left   them   drunk      &      flailing   in   cow   shit      !    ❞

[bluecroquet-arch]

❛ i love you with all my heart. april fool's, i love you more than that. ❜ he grins, and wraps his arms around her waist to pull her in for a kiss. / from fakedself hgktjh

april   fools !   from   @fakedself

          the   first   part   definitely   made   veronica’s   heart   drop   for   a   second     .      but   the   moment   jared’s   jest   came   into   light      ,      smile   curves   up   the   corners   of   her   lips   before   turning   around      &      giving   his   upper   arm   a   light   punch   rolling   her   eyes      .      ❝    oh   fuck   you      ,      jared      .      say      ,      i   don’t   know   if   connor   would   be   pissed      ,      but   wanna   help   me   pull   a   harmless   prank   on   him      ?      i   was   thinking   maybe   putting   post-its   all   over   his   room      .      sounds   very      ?      oh      &      i   love   you   too      ,      a   lot      .    ❞      &      cue   the   tender   kiss   she’d   place   on   his   lips   before   playfully   snatching   his   glasses   from   the   bridge   of   his   nose      .

[bluecroquet-arch]

henry.

“Who reads the school’s handbook?” Yes, they had other ways of making the school dress code known. Yes, he’d probably been aware that that was a rule. But the point still stood about the handbook. He was pretty sure nobody except maybe ‘Ron would actually read it.

He looked at her as she offered a hand, not really sensing a lot of sympathy from her. “I feel like you really don’t care about any of this.” Then again, he probably should have seen that coming; it was kind of a silly thing to get worked up about and he knew it. But he still didn’t see why they shouldn’t be able to wear hats at school and so yeah he was gonna say it was annoying bullshit.

          ❝    i   do   care      ,      hen      .      you’re   just   getting   too   worked   up   over   something   so   silly      .    ❞      she   retorted   with   a   dull   expression   on   her   face      .      shaking   her   head      &      retracting   her   hand      ,      from   the   corner   of   her   eyes   she   spots   heather   duke   heading   towards   her   general   direction      &      she’s   reaching   out   grabbing   henry’s   hand      &      taking   off   to   the   music   section   of   the   school      &      into   a   practice   room   to   hide   in   case   heather   was   coming   towards   their   direction   once   more      .      ❝    had   to   avoid   the   wicked   witch   of   the   east      .    ❞

@slackerphilosopher​

[bluecroquet-arch]

❛ happy valentine's day, babe. ❜ a smile, arms wrapping around her waist as he rests his head on her shoulder. jared hums, rocking them back and forth before kissing her lightly - first on the head, then cheeks, then lips. ❛ i've got lunch made for you and later, we can get dinner somewhere at a restaurant. and then go back home and chill out and cuddle. ❜ another kiss to her lips, ❛ sound good? ❜

super  late   valentines   day   meme   for   @fakedself

          jared   kleinman      ,      can   easily   be   the   love   of   veronica’s   life      .      what   did   she   do   to   deserve   someone   like   jared      ?      each   kiss   brought   veronica   back   to   life      ,      sending   shivers   down   her   spine   as   petal   lips   returned   each      &      every   one  of   jared’s   kisses   on   the   same   matching   spot      .      coy   smile      &      she   turns   to   face   jared      ,      long   slender   milky   fingers   interlocking   his   with   hers      .      ❝    how   very      .      sounds   like   a   perfect   valentine’s   day   for   me      .      but   i’m   paying   for   HALF   the   bills      ,      you’re   not   paying   for   it   all      ,      jared   kleinman      .    ❞

[bluecroquet-arch]

bethany   washington.

@bluecroquet | x | bethany

“So what do you think?” Beth chews on a knuckle, her stomach starting to coil in on itself; she shouldn’t be asking someone else’s opinion on her twin’s terrible taste in crushes. “I mean– I should do something about it, but she’s so… she’s Hannah, you know?”

          this   whole   thing   felt   like   bad   news      .      if   anything      ,      from   veronica’s   time   with   THE   HEATHERS      ,      she   knows   there’s   something   up   to   no   good   with   hannah   having   a   crush   on   someone’s   ex   boyfriend      .       ❝    hannah   falls   too   fast       &      that’s   the   problem      .      she   gets   too   blind   to   see   some   people   have   fucked   up   intentions      &      i   hope   mike   doesn’t   have   one   or   we’ll   kick   his   ass      .    ❞

@allthehollowburials​

[bluecroquet-arch]

jd.

    “     LIKE  I  SAID,     you’re  lucky  you’re  cute,     ”     jd  teased,  the  smile  widening  as  he  watched  her  take  the  shot,  blue  eyes  shining  as  he  quickly  poured  another  one  into  her  empty  shot  glass,     “     of  course  it  does,  but  that’s  why  i  like  it,     ”     he  said  softly,  winking  at  her  before  taking  a shot  of  his  own.

          jason   dean   was   a   mystery   on   it’s   own      .      who   the   hell   likes   it   when   things   burn      ?      smile   curves   up   on   the   corner  of   her   lips      &      she’s   holding   onto   the   now   filled   shot   glass   with   a   coy   smile   painted   on   her   lips      .      ❝    to   underage   drinking      &      teenage   rebellion       .      c’est   la   vie      ,      jason   dean      .    ❞      she   toasts   before   downing   the   shot      ,      scrunching   her   face   at   the   burn   and   quickly   relieving   her   bitter   taste buds   with   the   salt      .

@teenhrror​

[bluecroquet-arch]

henry.

@bluecroquet (sc)

“I’m just saying a hat’s a stupid reason to get in trouble. So what if I want to wear a hat? What’s the big deal?” Was there any particular reason he was ranting to Veronica about this? Probably not. But he’s on a roll. In his defense, he does know it’s stupid. But still.

          he   looked   so   disgruntled      ,      it   was   almost   too   amusing   for   veronica   to   watch   as   she’s   daintily   nibbling   onto   a   piece   of   fry   listening   to   henry’s   ‘ triade ’   of   how   stupid   it   was   he   got   in   trouble   over   a   hat      .      ❝    well      ,      to   be   fair      ,      it   was   written   in   the   school’s   handbook      ,      hen      .    ❞     popping   the   final   fry   in   her   mouth      ,      milky   hand   dusts   out   the   crumbs   that   fell   victim   to   her   skirt      &      she’s   standing   up   offering   her   hand   out   for   her   boyfriend   to   take      .      boyfriend      .      huh      ,      weird   to   say   that   it   still   hasn’t   hit   her   yet   that   henry’s   her   boyfriend      .      ❝    so      ,      are   we   going   to   chill      &      make   out   in   the   music   practice   rooms   for   the   remainder   of   lunch      ?    ❞

[bluecroquet-arch]

starter   call   for   veronica   ,   multis   please   specify   which   muse   you   want   it   for   !

[bluecroquet-arch]

JD.

    WAS  IT  CLICHE  TO  SAY  THAT  JASON  DEAN  HAD  A  CRUSH  ON  HIS  PROFESSOR?     he  couldn’t  help  it,  she  was  attractive  and  intelligent,  he  would  do     anything     to  get  some  moments  alone  with  her.     maybe  that  was  why  he  stopped  focusing  on  his  assignments,  stopped  focusing  on  much  at  all     .     .     .     it  wasn’t  just  because  he  had  a  crush  that  he  knew  he  shouldn’t  have,  there  was  plenty  of  other     DISTRACTIONS     but  she  was  definitely  his  biggest  distraction  yet.     a  smirk  pulls  at  his  lips,  an  eyebrow  raising  at  the  sound  of  his  name  on  her  lips  (  which  definitely  put  all  kinds  of  dirty  thoughts  into  his  head  )  and  he  nodded,  running  a  hand  through  his  dark  hair  as  he  approached  her  desk,     “     am  i  in  trouble,  professor?     ”

DEAR   DIARY,

          trouble   wasn’t   exactly   veronica   was   thinking      ,      it   was   more   that   she   needed   to   get   to   the   bottom   of   why   someone   so   intelligent   as   jason   dean   would   not   do   his   assignments      .      it   wasn’t   that   he   doesn’t   get   the   material      ,      she   knows   he   knows      ,      could   it   be   that   he   doesn’t   care      ?      which   admittedly   offends   veronica   to   some   degree      .      pen   that   milky   hand   holds   are   pressed   to   the   bottom   of   her   lip      ,      she’s   thinking   on   what   to   do      ,      what   to   say      .      ❝    you’re   not   in   trouble   ----   i   just   want   to   know   why   exactly   you   aren’t   doing   your   homework      .      i   know   you    know   the   material      ,      you   show   excellent   discussion   in   class   and   you   articulate   your   arguments   very   eloquently      .      so   why      ?    ❞

[bluecroquet-arch]

jared   kleinman.

❛ babe - no, it’s not selfish of you at all. ❜ he stands up, tossing his phone aside and gently taking her hands in his. he offers a smile, kissing her lightly on the temples. ❛ honestly, who DOESN’T have a crush on the great connor murphy? you’ve seen my banter with him, there is no hetero explanation for the way me and con talk to each other! ❜  a laugh, hands moving to veronica’s waist to pull her in. ❛ go for it. ❜

          veronica   is   stunned      .      jared   was   fine   with   veronica   dating   both   him      &      connor      ?      facial   expression   is   stunned   at   best      ,      deep   sapphire   eyes   opened   widely   as   jared   pretty   much   kisses   her   temples      .      what’s   more   shocking   is   that   jared   also   had   a    crush   on   connor   himself      .      would   he   be   opposed   to   them   all   dating   each   other      ?      ❝    i   was   honestly   so   worried   that   you’d   be   mad   at   me   ----   for   all   this      ,      that’s   why   i   sort   of   kind   of   ignored   you      ?      i   didn’t   mean   to      ,      i   just   felt   guilty      &      all   that      &      i   ----   sorry      ,      i’m    doing   the   rambling   thingy   again      .    ❞

[bluecroquet-arch]

hey   guys   !   i’m   finally   back   !   i   needed   a   long   break   from   veronica   so   here   i   am   !   i’m   DELETING   MOST   DRAFTS   but   for   @ncrequiemfcrycu   &   @teenhrror   so   yeah   .   gonna   post   a   starter   soon   !

[bluecroquet-arch]

jared   kleinman.

truth be told, there’s anxiety trapped in his chest when his girlfriend approaches, rattling his bones and almost suffocating him. he taps his fingers on the screen of his phone, staring at her with something like FEAR in his eyes. when your girlfriend’s been avoiding you for the past couple of days and suddenly she wants to talk to you, it’s never a good sign.

heart lightens at her words — sure, she might be breaking up with him, but he can excuse it for connor. their borderline flirty banter was always prevalent in any conversation the two had, and to know she was at least in good hands with connor… it’s enough to set his heart and feelings at rest. ❛ oh, shit, seriously? i’m glad you feel happy with him. ❜ a smile. ❛ go for it. he’s a good guy. if you break up with me, at least i know you’ll be in good hands. ❜

          oh   god      ,      oh   god      .       so   he   wanted   to   breakup   with   her      ?      or   better   yet      ,      he   wants   her   to   breakup   with   him      ?      he’s   acting   so   calm   right   now      ,      she’s   terrified   to   know   he’s   masking   it      .      that’s   what   jared   kleinman   does      ,      always   faking   it      !      this   is   going   to   sound   crazy      ,      but   what   if   she   proposes   an   idea      ?    ❝      well      ,       it’s   not   really   traditional   but   . . .   i   do   love   you      &      i   have   feelings   for   connor      .      we   slept   together   even      .      what   if   i   were   to   date   the   both   of   you      ?       is   that   selfish   of   me      ?      ❞

[bluecroquet-arch]

jared   kleinman.

          deep   breath   in      &      god      ,      she’s   so   nervous      .      how   else   would   you   bring   up   to   your   BOYFRIEND   that   you   have   a   crush   for   someone   else      ?      deep   breath   in      ,      ronnie      .      deep   breath   in      .      jesus      ,       she’s   been   ignoring   jared   for   days   too      .      ❝    umm      ,      jared       ?      i   know   i   been   ignoring   you   for   some   time   now      .      truth   is      ,      i’ve   been   umm   --   getting   feelings   for   someone   else      .      i   love   you      &      everything      ,      but   i   been   getting   closer   to   connor     &      i   --    ❞      yeah      .      she   can’t   do   this      .

@fakedself

[mournlcss-archived-blog]

hey i’m really really short financially until the 16th where i have no money for food and transportation to school ( i get out twice a week after bus times and my dad won’t pick me up so i’d be stranded in an unsafe area at night ) if you could please please help out that’d help so much. my paypal is [email protected]