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old enough to drink 🍷 Naruto, Harry Potter, Danny phantom snarry,tomxharry batman, DpxDc

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[starsong-livingthedream]

does anyone like my shirt

[junietuesday]

*through gritted teeth* when i do something wrong and am politely asked to change my behavior its just a simple request to fix a problem and not an indictment of my character. when i do something wrong and am politely asked to change my behavior its just a simple request to fix a problem and not an indictment of my worth as a human being

[junietuesday]

*gripping the sink and staring into the mirror* i can regulate my emotions and move on from well-intentioned polite criticism by resolving to change my behavior in the future without dwelling on the shame and guilt. i can regulate my emotions in a healthy way and move on and not get stuck scrolling tumblr for an hour and a half to just blast my brain w stimulation to avoid my negative feelings. oh wait its too late for that last one

[junietuesday]

now that this post is at 40k notes i can say that when i said i was scrolling tumblr for an hour and a half. i actually went through the entirety (i emphasize the Entirety. all the way to the first post) of a 2010’s webseries rpf blog for the curated collection of toxic yaoi shitposts. i have never watched the webseries and im not an rpfer. it just happened in a “repressing my own self-loathing” haze. not to denigrate the noble art of toxic yaoi rpf ofc i just hate to claim any of that glory when i havent earned it

[brucetalias]

brand new Talia art by Taurin Clarke for an as yet unannounced project! (Taurin has stated this piece ISN’T for Batman and isn’t fanart, and it is a part of a larger piece!)

[softwaring]

[strange-aeons]

i just found out my mother has had a tumblr since i was 3. I am 20. I am a second gen tumblrina.

i can barely comprehend your power

[hotvampireadjacent]

[practicallyoblivious-blog]

[shinethewaythrough]

This rapid slide from attempted machismo to sweet tender feelings is what happened to the show, too.

[allshipsareok]

[zykamiliah-temporal]

i think we should bring this back (with some amendments ofc) if we ever needed an "internet etiquette" for the younger generations, now is the moment to remind them. purity culture kills fandom

as well as the three laws of fandom:

Don't Like, Don't Read (DL;DR), Your Kink is not My Kink And That's OK (YKINMKATO) and Ship and Let Ship

[sorcererofsolitude]

📣 Purity culture kills fandom! 📣

[atlinmerrick]

NO ONE LIVING hasn't been squicked out by something. There's over 7 billion of us, my delights and disgusts aren't universal. So I move on. Don't like the ship? Move on. Don't like____? Move on.

I am not an exception. Neither are you. I don't like it I move on and shut my gob about it because everyone everywhere is squicked out by something and they need to put the thing down and just…motor.

[rewordthis]

This but also:

Frames this entire post and hangs it over the fireplace.

[robs-your-robins]

I always love AUs where Oliver, Bruce and Lex all attend the same boarding school and were in the same class and he's like the third wheel. And Lex fucking hates them because Ollie and Brucie as they insist every reporter and socialite refer to them as, paint themselves as reckless, partyboys with air and champagne bubbles between their ears who throw good money after bad when Lex knows, he fucking knows, they're actual geniuses. The clueless Tweets? The revealing clothes? The highprofile love affairs? The cringe worthy fuck ups that people would totally roast him for but noooooo the world loves those two for? It's all an act. Those business deals that cut LexCorp off at the markets aren't flukes. The way Superman just happens to know about secret dealings isn't coincidence. The way they act when nobody is watching. He's heard them discuss world issues, he's seen Bruce reading philosophy and discussing Theoretical Physics with professors, Oliver can quote Goethe and speaks three languages. Lex can't prove it. But he knows. He has to attend gala after gala, function after function, charity auction after charity auction, watching Oliver try sleep with half the room while Bruce wanders about the room looking for one of his nine thousand kids, knowing that it's an act. But he's got zero evidence and all he can do is pull out the remaining hair he has watching Bruce giggle because somebody said duty because he thought he heard doody.

[theladyphantom]

Works Every Time: Baby Danny Wayne AU

Bruce: *sitting at the bat computer, completely unaware of his surroundings*

Dick: how long has he been there?

Tim: six hours

Dick: how on earth are we supposed to get him away?

Jason: don’t worry, I got this

*upstairs in kitchen*

Jason: *holding baby Danny* do your thing

Baby Danny: *nods before biting his own hand and starting to cry* Daddy!!!

Bruce: *bursting through the room still in batsuit* I’m here! Where’s my baby?!?

Jason: works every time

(If anyone would like to continue/make a fanfic, just credit/@ me so I can read it too!!!)

[literallyonlyherefortoph]

okay, hear me out:

Reverse Robins AU

Bruce knows of Damian from the beginning, he and Thalia co-parent. To ensure he gets shared custody, he needs to take parenting classes and go to therapy (or maybe Thalia makes him go, as a condition or something). This makes him a pretty good dad, and Damian a very well raised dude.

He knows of Tim, but the only time he actually interacts with him is after Joker kidnaps him and turns him into Joker Jr. Tim gets adopted, because he cannot rejoin society as a crazy kid who almost murdered Batman and did kill the Joker.

Jason steals the tires and joins the Batfamily. He is now a little brother to one pretty well-adjusted Damian and an absolutely crazy Tim, until they can develop the right medication. He is allowed to blossom and exist, and he doesn't leave for Ethiopia (let's be real, the Joker never stays dead, no matter what) because he has loving and smart brothers who 1) have League training, so can spot a trap a mile away and b) can sniff out the Joker from a mile away due to being incredibly well aquatinted with his bullshit thanks to extensive torture and a dad he can talk to without fighting.

Cass gets adopted the same way she does in the comic, I might be wrong, but I think she's independent from the Robins.

Dick gets adopted the same way as well, but he gets to stay a kid with a childhood for a little bit longer, because he has big brothers and gets to be a cuddly child.

I have nothing to add here, but the idea of having little Jason steal food and getting caught by half-JJ half-Tim who tells him how to make food out of bats in enough detail it freaks Jason out, only to meet him officially a couple of weeks later and it's just some dude who never sleeps and also gets on Damian's nerves like it's an Olympic game and he's the world record holder.

[v00do-d0ll]

Bruce is hurt. Horrendously hurt. They don’t have enough time to move him to the watchtower so they work on him right there on the battlefield.

J’ohn and Clark are doing everything they can to control the bleeding but there’s just so much. His kids are all around him trying to get him to stay awake. Terrified this will be the last time they see their father.

But off to the side something catches Bruce’s attention, he turns his head and gasps.

“No..” Bruce tenses causing more blood to leave his body. “What are you talking about Bruce? No what?” He doesn’t acknowledge Tim, it doesn’t even seem like he heard him speak.

Bruce is coughing up blood still looking into the distance. “I can’t.. I can’t leave.” The kids freak out. “Bruce you’re not leaving us. Just hold on! Please!” Dick calls out. Once again, he doesn’t hear them.

“Mama..” Tears are falling from Bruce’s eyes. “Mama.. I’m tired. I’m so tired mama..”Everyone freezes. Not a word was spoken, scared that their worst nightmare is coming true.

Bruce is seeing Martha, she’s calling to her son. He’s done enough she tells him, he can rest. He can be with her and Thomas again. They can be a family again.

And god how he wants that. He’s so tired. And he wants his mother.. He’s never gotten over the want of his mother’s arms. She’s telling him it’s okay to let go, to rest.

But he can’t..

He’s in so much pain but he can’t leave the family he created behind. He’s not ready to do that. Will never be ready to do that.

He can’t leave them.. He can’t leave Alfred.. He hasn’t told Clark how he feels. Hasn’t seen them grow up and find partners. He’s not ready to give that up. He wants to be there for everything.

Be there for them like Martha and Thomas weren’t for him.

“Bruce please! Come on, hold on for us! Please hold on!” Someone cry’s in the background. But he’s focused on the elegance of Martha’s face.

She tells him he can come home to her. She opens her arms for him to join her.

“Mama… I can’t. Have to stay. My family.. I have to stay. I can’t.. go with you mama.. I have- I have to stay. I’m not ready..”

She understands, if she could’ve stayed, she would have. She didn’t have a choice. But he does, and he’s choosing to stay. She can wait for him a little longer.

He has a family to protect. And right now she has to let them protect her baby. She comes forward and kisses his forehead. Tells him she loves him and she’ll wait until he’s ready, and slowly disappears.

Bruce looks up and before he falls unconscious he see’s his children in distress hovering over him. They’re saying things to him, but he can’t hear it. But he’s so happy he can stay.

And one day, he’ll tell his mama all about it…

[thememedaddy]

[keysmashslushy]

Dick who will dread becoming like Bruce and then turn around and yell at anyone who dares suggest Bruce fucked up. HE is the only one who can criticize Bruce

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[succubusboyfriend]

so i’ve eliminated my phone from the “staying up all night” equation by getting an alarm clock and charging said phone in another room, but this resulted in a second, secret problem of staying up too late drawing because i still had my tablet. i don’t wanna move my tablet to another room as well because i like having a little bit of drawing time before bed so for about a week i was like….. oh i’ll just force myself off at the correct time eventually. one of these days that will happen.

but last night realized i'm never gonna just gain the willpower to curb my bad habits at random, that’s the entire reason i took the phone out of the room, so i just. set my tablet to turn completely greyscale from 12:30am to 8am to prevent me from staying up all night drawing. and guess who actually fucking went to bed the second his tablet turned grey.

[succubusboyfriend]

moral of the story and a lesson i think everyone can take from this is don’t expect yourself to just get over your bad habits through sheer force of will. it won’t fucking happen. instead make them as annoying as possible to continue. make them completely unsatisfying. sabotage your bad habits.

[sajdd]

they're inventing new ways to install ptsd in your brain