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@blueeyedrose
I try! Whoa okay, I have a proposal to make. You, me, pizza and game night. You in? You can rock out then, let out your inner rockstar.
I am definitely in! That sounds like so much fun. I’m doing Chinese food and movies with Mads tonight but what about tomorrow night? We can have a Friday night Jam session, I’ll bring my Star-Sunglasses from last years Halloween hippie costume.
Tea always just tastes like mildly flavored water to me, I don’t get the appeal. That could be due to the fact I drink my coffee black and strong, though. By the time I crash, I’m usually already in bed so it works out.
I can see why, I guess it kind of does. I don’t know I guess i’m so used to it - when I tried to drink coffee it needed way more sugar than what’s considered normal - so I always just drink hot chocolate if I’m up really late and need a sugar rush. Wow, that’s one really good internal clock.
Lets just make it ‘the best girl groups’ playlist. Because lets be honest, I’d probably just play Spice Girls on repeat anyway. Okay okay. All I’m saying there’s always a chance to make an amazing impression, so why not take advantage of that one the daily, you know? Plus, you never know, you could totally meet your soulmate on the street one day and you want to make their mouth drop. Totes, I’m always here for Say Yes to the Dress. It’s a great way to mentally plan what my own dress will look like, and decide what kind of styles I like best. Awe thanks, Marls. I love that you have faith in me. Also, speaking of parties, what do you think of a dinner party? I think it’d be super fun to throw one soon, especially since I’m finally happy with how the apartment looks.
I’m totally on board, as long as we make some brownies for the end of the movie. What genre are we thinking? Oh! That’s awesome Marls. You def have to tell me how it went. What makes you say it felt like a date? Did you two kiss or something?
Okay cool! We can have Spice Girls, Destiny’s child, The pussycat dolls and TLC. Yeah but isn’t the whole point of having a soulmate that he likes you no matter what you wear? Still, a little wardrobe update could be fun. Plus, you pick out the nicest clothes so, how can I refuse? Plus, say yes to the dress won’t ever leave us with nightmares. You’re welcome! You know I’m always going to be your number one fan. A dinner party sounds like so much fun! We can spend the day cooking all our favorite foods! I think it’s a great idea!
.... well Mockingjay Part 2 was finally released! If not, maybe a romantic comedy? No, we didn’t kiss, it wasn’t really that kind of a date but we’re going out again for bagels and karaoke on Tuesday! Hanging out with him outside work has just been so much fun, maybe i’m just reading too much into it.
Right… Are you saying you have manly shoulders?
I’ll be fine, thanks.
What? no...
I know, but the offer is still there if you change your mind.
Don’t worry ‘bout it, unfortunately I never got that far. My dreams of being a magician died when I discovered football and girls. Coins, cards and candles are my expertise, though.
Okay but as the person who named me that I think you deserve your fair share of coolness points too.
I’d never lie about something as important as Taylor Swift’s music. Sure, I don’t mind stepping out of my comfort zone.
Wait, I’ve heard of coin tricks and card tricks - but candle tricks? Now that I’ve got to see.
Okay... but I get enough for the cartoon shaped eraser, you totally have enough giant teddy bear.
Good because I don’t know if I could hang out with someone who’s morals are so shady they would lie about T-swift herself. It’s going to be so much fun! I can’t wait.
Marley Rose, eight year-old me at Magic Camp would have died to have such an awesome assistant. Twenty year-old me would be pretty damn psyched about it too.
Damn right, you just keep getting cooler and cooler every second.
Mr. Lynn the Extraordinaire strikes again. I read on the flier Thursday’s are karaoke night and my cousin says he and his girl went there last week and they have every T-Swift song ever written. I thought you’d dig that.
Yes! Just make sure you’re super careful if you do the whole ‘sawing me in half’ trick. I trust you, but there’s something uneasy about being cut in half.
Yeah but with a name like ‘extraordinaire’ I think you’re dubbed the coolest.
Wait really? That sounds like so much fun! Will you sing with me?
You seem to have a very high opinion of your shoulder if you think that’s better than finishing a bottle of wine and necking the cute guy who’s been making eyes at you all evening from across the bar. Well if I ever feel like reliving one of 13-year-old Kitty’s sleepovers, I’ll give you a call.
Well, to be fair my shoulder doesn’t leave you with a hangover and it’ll probably text to make sure everything is cool the morning after. My shoulders a gentleman like that.
I hope you feel better soon.
I wouldn’t go that far. You could start with like a petition or something before you go full on activist.
Well, I think the owner might have sold the place, so I don’t know if it’ll help much. If he sold it he probably doesn’t want it back that much.
First of all, great stage name. 1000 points to whatever Hogwarts house you’re in.
Now that’s a tricky question, my powers work a lot better when it’s a face to face thing, so I’m just gonna take a wild guess here. You’re thinking about how much fun we had on Monday, and how you’d love to check this new donuts and bagels place that just opened a block away from the office last week. How’d I do?
Thanks! I thought it was clever. Does this mean if you ever have an act I can be your assistant? Since I’m already assisting I think i’d make a pretty good one.
Also, you know it’s Hufflepuff [#represent]
.... That’s exactly what I was thinking. You and me, bagels and donuts. Who doesn’t love round foods with holes in them? Nice work, sir. It’s another one of those official after-office-hangout-thingy’s.
Nah, come on. It would be so unfair to the rest of the world. I just like using my powers to impress people.
So, Mr. Lynn the Extraordinaire. If you’re right about everything, what am I thinking right now?
Well, not always violent. Fifa’s soccer and I totally rock Madden every year. Tap tap is pretty cool. You ever played Guitar Hero?
You sound like a pro! No, but it looks like a lot of fun! We didn’t have any gaming systems in my house growing up so I never really learned how to play them. I had a boyfriend in high school who used to play but when I was over we usually just stuck to mario kart.
A little bit of everything.
Okay, you got me there but that wouldn’t happen. I wouldn’t let it happen.
Are you suggesting I tie myself to the door handle or hunger strike in protest?
That’s a very second rate offer given that I didn’t want to talk, I just wanted to get drunk and maybe make out with the first hot person I saw. Thanks for trying, I guess.
I just find that sometimes when I’m upset and feel like doing something to take my mind off of it, it never ends up having the same effect as a good shoulder does. Just thought it might help.
I teach dance classes here and there at one of the studios in town.
Of course. That’s why I’m okay with another one. It’ll spread out the customer base.
Oh that’s cool! What kind of dance?
Yeah but... okay, how would you feel about a new starbucks - a huge one, able to serve twice as many people - but it was replacing the studio you teach at. Wouldn’t it be disappointing?
Not to be cocky but I’m right like, 99% of the time. That’s very wise of you, Rose. It’s an official after-office-hangout-thingy.
99% of the time? You should play the lottery with those odds.
Hey, when it’s a flash sale you’ve gotta get there as soon as possible! I like most kinds but mainly stuff like Assassins Creed, Call of Duty, Fifa and Tomb Raider. Do you play?
Very true! Oh, so like the fighting/violent games? I don’t - well not unless bad piggies and tap tap revenge count at gaming.
Yes! I’m totes down. Make sure there is some Spice Girls on it, okay? Well, Marley Rose, they’ll totes notice you once we spice up your wardrobe a bit. Promise. And you’re boss will notice you soon, and then realize you’re like, the best thing that’s ever happened to him. I can’t believe all they have you do is run around getting coffee, it’s so dumb. No more watching that show, unless we decide to have a night in a drink some wine and can laugh at the really dumb ways to die. I totes believe in you, and I can help too. You know I love giving presents.
It depends on how cute they are when I actually see them. But if I can’t decide I’ll just pick both.
Of course, it wouldn’t be a closet cleaning playlist without them. I can always count on you to make an impression! We’ll see. Yeah, but I don’t really mind. I mean, I know it’s not forever so for now it’s good enough for me. Plus everyone else at the paper are so great. You have yourself a deal! Plus if we do get scared we can always switch it over to Say Yes To The Dress. I know you do. That’s probably why you’re going to make such an amazing party planner, each perfect party you plan is like a gift for everyone who does.
How do you feel about Chinese food and pay per view to celebrate your new boots. Also to chat about the fact that Ryder and I went for hot chocolate after work yesterday and I don’t want to read into it because it wasn’t a date but it kinda felt like a date.
