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Nothing much

[mousemilf]

tuesday is practice for wednesday

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[csny]

[thesituation]

[shamesonlydaughter]

it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

[fiyero3305]

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

[blueindeed]

I tell this story all the time but I'll tell it again! When I taught kindergarten full time, we had a working bee one weekend where we did a bunch of gardening/landscaping in the outdoor area. One of the dads put up a bit of fencing, then stood back and had a look, kind of frowning like he wasn't sure. His wife then came along, and the following conversation ensued:

Wife: GETMO? Husband: (after a moment, with a sigh) Yeah, GETMO. Me: GETMO? Wife and husband, in perfect unison: Good Enough To Move On

Absolutely LIFE CHANGING acronym, friends and enemies.

[a-pile-of-dolls]

[crustyclarinet]

i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros

[crustyclarinet]

i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass

[onion-souls]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy

[wildstallionsister]

some say i’m a tender lover. they must be talking about chicken! ☺️

[everydaylouie]

the beautiful game...

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

I HATE WHITE BOYS

[medievaljournalist]

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

[nobrashfestivity]

Antoinette Lubaki, c. 1929

watercolor on paper Bibliothèque royale de Belgique – Cabinet des Estampes, Bruxelles, 

© Antoinette Lubaki, © Photo: Bibliothèque royale de Belgique – Cabinet des Estampes

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

[nobrashfestivity]

Unknown, Civilon, the real Ferdinand the bull. 

There really was a “peaceful bull”  who grew up under the oak trees on the fields outside of Salamanca, and was in a legendary bullfight where he was pardoned in front of 24,000 cheering people.

During the civil war in Spain, what became later of Civilon depends on who you ask.

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

[spiny-ant]

Ggoouuuuuh what the fuuuuckkkkk

[neshamama]

agnes pelton, “heart music,” c.1932, oil on canvas