blue ninja marge

blue ninja marge

[blueninjamarge]

[redmargeverse-middle-management]

Hey hi so they just hired me a few minutes ago as like a "manager" for all of you? I don't really know that you all need management, you kinda just do your own thing, but I think they have to comply with some law or another so um. Hi. If you have questions about labor or scheduled hours or paid time off or anything, I guess I'm the one to talk to now.

Anyway I'm gonna @ as many of you under the cut as they had in the corporate directory, but if I missed anyone, it's because they only pay me $10.50 an hour and I needed a college degree and 2 years experience to even get this job.

@redmarge @red-peggy @burgundybuford @vermillionvelma @vermilionjimmy @redtozik @redyzma @redpopee @marooncatdog @redcartman @red-mario @red-hatsune-miku @lightwinereddemolitionlovers @cherry-the-platypus @darkredmarge @redmrkrabs @orangeleela @orangemarge @orangehowl @orangesharon @orangepeter @orange-jasper-the-alien @orangerick @peach-fern @yellowlinda @radiant-peggy @yellowlouise @gambogesonic @yellowholymolyyikes @yellowkevinspencer @uglyellowlloydgarmadon @yellow-jermaine @yellow-benrey @beigezane @yellowmario @greenallan @greenbunty @greenfrancine @greenjnadvich @greenpeggy @greenpim @greenstewie @limejax @limeclevelandjr @jade-judy @green-garfield @greenreganmacneil @thelittlegreenbender @limeklaus @aoomniman @pinesdoofenshmirtz @chartreuseusapyon @mintgreenfrylock @greenmusclemaninatuxandredshades @greenmarge @greentonytonychopper @green-stan @greenzubin @oliveandy @oogreenie @greenqueenn @green-finn @chartreuserex @mint-pim @chartreusespongebob @olive-green-sonar @greenmabel @greengaster @greengomer @green-finn---very-green @mintbob @greenrichard @limetrent @greendaria @cyanmeg @cyanragatha @teal-donna @tealtoriel @turquoisezoidberg @aquacharlie @cyanollie @tealsheila @aquamarinereyno @tealmrboss @seaweed-mr-peanutbutter @seafoamgus @turquoiseinvincible @tealteto @bluebugby @bluelois @biuesummer @bluemarge @blueshadowthehedgehog @blue-xichun @lightcobaltbluewigfrid @bluescoobydoo @ceruleanraj @blueroaringknight @bluebeavis @bluejohnnybravo @blue-tommy-coolatta @royalbluerolliundrita @coral-blue-spongebob @blueabaddon @cobaltblueunkleruckus @blueninjamarge @indigodipperpines @blue-homer @blue-gene @blue-glep @blue-jake @saphiresans @weezer-blue-toki-wartooth @ceruleanbattlelovercerulean @bluefry @blue-peggy @purplefrancine @purple-peridot @purplesoos @purpleshomersimpson @violethomer @indigojimmyhopkins @lavendermooninites @mauvemarge @periwinklewanderer @mauv-shadowthehedgehog @purplemorty @grapebowie @indigogiorno @purpleelliewilliams @purplebrak @purpleglep @periwinkleamityblight @lavenderperry @purpleggplantcourage @realpurplerosequartz @purplerobcantor @violetkenny @purplephineas @purplemarge @pinkmaggie @pinkbaljeet @pinkkatherine @pinkrandy @magentabart @pinknicole @coralbojack @phloxcedric @pinksarahlynn @magentapaula @pink-ma-rio @pinkchrisoniell @bakermillerpinklight @persian-rose-fact-core @fuchsiaclaypuppington @pinkgriefer @pinkxavier @hotpinkquagmire @pink-napoleon @telemagentamousefitzgerald @raspberrythurnis-haley @flamingojim @pink-gerard-way @whitebrian @whitequagmire @platinumford @black-k9 @greygreyoblongpill @greyjudas @greyjesus @black-brian @graym08 @browncleveland @brownbillcipher @burntumbermastershake @evil-retep @bart-exe @rainbowdollydimpley @tyedyerocko @mysteriouscolorsic-0n @infraredpetra @rainbowlisa @whatsappscp6080 @glitterparrapa @fractallammy @pleuriglossdreambbqena @monocrome-mono @monochrom-mono @invertedjnadvich @trainskyle @radariactive @purplewithyellowdots-wolfhaley @evilspytf2 @morallyambiguousspytf2 @evilredmarge @brownalemouse @fleshbart @pe-epy @stonehengegreigeormonogram

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@olive-green-sonar @greenmabel @greengaster @greengomer @green-finn---very-green @mintbob @greenrichard @limetrent @greendaria @cyanmeg @cyanragatha @teal-donna @tealtoriel @turquoisezoidberg @aquacharlie @cyanollie @tealsheila @aquamarinereyno @tealmrboss @seaweed-mr-peanutbutter @seafoamgus @turquoiseinvincible @tealteto @bluebugby @bluelois @biuesummer @bluemarge @blueshadowthehedgehog @blue-xichun @lightcobaltbluewigfrid @bluescoobydoo @ceruleanraj @blueroaringknight @bluebeavis @bluejohnnybravo @blue-tommy-coolatta @royalbluerolliundrita @coral-blue-spongebob @blueabaddon @cobaltblueunkleruckus @blueninjamarge @indigodipperpines @blue-homer @blue-gene @blue-glep @blue-jake @saphiresans @weezer-blue-toki-wartooth @ceruleanbattlelovercerulean @bluefry @blue-peggy @purplefrancine @purple-peridot @purplesoos @purpleshomersimpson @violethomer @indigojimmyhopkins @lavendermooninites @mauvemarge @periwinklewanderer @mauv-shadowthehedgehog @purplemorty @grapebowie @indigogiorno @purpleelliewilliams @purplebrak @purpleglep @periwinkleamityblight @lavenderperry @purpleggplantcourage @realpurplerosequartz @purplerobcantor @violetkenny @purplephineas @purplemarge @pinkmaggie @pinkbaljeet @pinkkatherine @pinkrandy @magentabart @pinknicole @coralbojack @phloxcedric @pinksarahlynn @magentapaula @pink-ma-rio @pinkchrisoniell @bakermillerpinklight @persian-rose-fact-core @fuchsiaclaypuppington @pinkgriefer @pinkxavier @hotpinkquagmire @pink-napoleon @telemagentamousefitzgerald @raspberrythurnis-haley @flamingojim @pink-gerard-way @whitebrian @whitequagmire @platinumford @black-k9 @greygreyoblongpill @greyjudas @greyjesus @black-brian @graym08 @browncleveland @brownbillcipher @burntumbermastershake @evil-retep @bart-exe @rainbowdollydimpley @tyedyerocko @mysteriouscolorsic-0n @infraredpetra @rainbowlisa @whatsappscp6080 @glitterparrapa @fractallammy @pleuriglossdreambbqena @monocrome-mono @monochrom-mono @invertedjnadvich @trainskyle @radariactive @purplewithyellowdots-wolfhaley @evilspytf2 @morallyambiguousspytf2 @evilredmarge @brownalemouse @fleshbart @pe-epy @stonehengegreigeormonogram @mint-pim

[blueninjamarge]

Blue Ninja Marge

[ieatedatoaster]

(this post came out longer than planned)

Imagine.

You're minding your business, sitting in your living room, when suddenly. A loud voice disrupts you out of nowhere.

"Red Marge", it says. You turn to see... Red Marge. Marge Simpson but Red.

"What are you doing in my house?" You ask her.

"Red Marge", she replies.

But she isn't alone. There are others behind her.

"Pink Maggie", "Rainbow Lisa", "Purple Homer". The recolored Simpsons? Wait, what's up with Bart–

"Bart.exe", he evils evilly.

But wait. There's more than just the recolored Simpsons.

"Orange Leela!" you turn around to see everyone's favorite badass purple haired mutant– WHY SHE ORAGNE????

"Blue Fry" ok yep. That's Fry alright. But blue.

"Bite my tiny green ass!" You look around, searching for the source of that sentence. You look down to see. The Little Green Bender. This one can actually speak comprehensible sentences. Okay. But where's the rest of the Planet Express crew? And shouldn't the ones that are already here be in the 30th century or something?

"Turquoise Zoidberg"

Oh. There's Zoidberg I guess......

"Blue Lois" oh. Here come the Family Guy characters!

"Orange Pe-" the word gets cut off by a DIFFERENT Peter jumping through the ceiling. Orange Peter fucking dies. "Evil retep" evil retep evils evilly.

"White Brian", "White Quagmire", "Brown Cleveland"... Hey! These guys aren't even recolored!

"Jade Judy"– IS THAT JIMMY NEUTRON'S MOM??? BUT GREEN?????

"Green Pim!" "Aqua Charlie!"

"Vermilion Velma"

Is this just gonna be nothing but cartoon characters?

As if reading your mind, you then get interrupted by...

"Pink Nicole."

Okay then. Game characters too. This is getting ridiculous.

And then, when you think that's enough madness, there's a loud noise of an incredibly processed brass horn. Strangely, you are able to translate it into words: "Light Cobalt Blue Wigfrid". Oh hey, it's Tumblr user ieatedatoaster's current The Character but light cobalt blue edition!

BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS HER "Ö" TYPING QUIRK?? AND SHOULDN'T SHE BE IN THE CONSTANT???

You also question who Tumblr user ieatedatoaster is, unless you're a person who reads URLs.

And then there's a trumpet (NOT THE SAME THING AS A BRASS HORN!1!1) noise, which you are also able to translate. "Golden Wilson." Oh look, it's a science nerd! SHOULDN'T HE BE IN THE CONSTANT TOO??? Anyways. He's shiny. So shiny that it blasts you to the moon, where Normal Colored Wagstaff Who Is Not Part Of The Redmargeverse is too.

But AHA! You thought it was just cartoon and game characters? WRONG!

You fall back to earth and meet...

"Green Zubin!" is that the fucking guy from Tally Hall????

"Pink Gerard Way!"

[blue-glep]

Blue Glep

[blueninjamarge]

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[sicknerdguy]

It's fun watching the redmargeverse because red marge just appears to people, disappearing moments later. There are mere seconds before The Rest of The Redmargeverse swarms like pirahnas.

[blueninjamarge]

blue ninja marge

[coral-blue-spongebob]

Coral Blue SpongeBob

[blue-homer]

blue homer

[blueninjamarge]

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[thawashingmach1ne-deactivated20]

No sexy

[blueninjamarge]

!!!!!!!!!!!

Blue Ninja Marge

[ashelf66]

Red Marge people, assemble

[blueninjamarge]

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[coral-blue-spongebob]

Coral Blue SpongeBob

[blue-homer]

blue homer

[blueninjamarge]

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[greenspongebob]

Green Spongebob

[blueninjamarge]

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[deathw1shx-deactivated20251128]

*unzipping* does puppy want a treat?

[orangemarge]

Orange Marge

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[dinkthewater]

can I summon the red marge things

let's see

[i-am-zeebzeeb]

They only come to those who are worthy

[dinkthewater]

I think I'm worthy

[liam-the-awesome-guy]

You are not

[dinkthewater]

why

[liam-the-awesome-guy]

They determine who is worthy

Not you

[dinkthewater]

how do you know?

[sm-64-luigi]

I’a hope my close proximity to them helps You’a make contact with them!

[purpleggplantcourage]

Purple Eggplant Courage The Cowardly Dog

@orangerick @orangeleela @orangesharon @greenpeggy @greenallan @greyjudas @greyjesus @rainbowlisa @redmarge @greenmarge @bluemarge @coral-blue-spongebob @blueninjamarge @bluelois @fruitypicklerick @orangepeter @evil-retep @evilredmarge

[evilredmarge]

Evil red marge

[blueninjamarge]

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[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[blueninjamarge]

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[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'm obsessed with this genre of wojak, like the one that makes whoever created it look like the deranged one in the argument

[innerchildabortionclinic]

other example

[postalswag]

[blueninjamarge]

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[yallheardofsnakes]

Anyone else seeing hordes of cartoon characters of varying colors.

[aquabrian]

aqua brian

[blueninjamarge]

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[fluffyfairyzz]

the redmargeverse is unironically sm fun

[mintgreenfrylock]

mint green frylock

[blueninjamarge]

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[cuteplushy]

My angel wolves🐺🪽

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[coolryptid]

What does it mean that I only like the idea of romance in fiction and I am terribly adverse to real life romance, and yet when I have loved (one person ever) I have loved obsessively? I'll fantasize about being loved by someone or simp over a fictional character, but the second I try dating or getting close to someone I am violently repulsed.

[blueninjamarge]

blue ninja marge

[cayennedarling]

Can we go back to juggling lab I'm scared of all the rainbow cartoon ladies

[greenpeggy]

Green Peggy

[blueninjamarge]

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