Trash

Welcome to the land of trash. I post whatever I like or find funny.

[slitherpunk]

it's so fucked up that you could just eat a micro sd card

[bluenipples]

I just know the crunch would be divine

[speakswords]

Alright this is rly sad but here goes. I started doing my once-in-awhile bot purge from my followers list. And. I used to be able to just quickly scan and see the bots. They were the ones with default icons and generator-sounding names like “noun-girl-827”. And if you weren’t sure, you could click on the blog and it would be immediately obvious it was a bot because there’s either just bad porn click bait, or nothing there.

Well. This time I had to give up immediately because I got like ten followers down the list and was having immense trouble figuring out who’s a bot and who’s real. Never ever used to see this but like 5/10 of the first few followers I checked on had just totally empty blogs. It wasn’t until I’d already blocked 2 - assuming bots bc empty blogs - that I thought to check if they had any likes. And bam! There it was. All of their user activity.

We have people on this website now who have never reblogged a single post.

Y'all, I’m sure you’re sick of seeing “you have to reblog thing” but you literally have to reblog things. That is how this website works. You understand that, right? How do you think the post you hit “like” on got in front of you? It wasn’t because you liked enough things and Tumblrs algorithm figured out what you like enough to hand it to you. It’s because you followed someone, a human person, who reblogged that post. And it came from another person who also reblogged it.

You are killing this website by refusing to interact with it in the way that makes it better than the other websites you ran from to come here.

Anyway, I’m sure you’re all nice people, but I’m not going to play the “bot or not” game if you have an empty blog I’m going to block you.

[wonderful-emoji]

PSA for newer users

[ingoiailtuorgoglio]

[bluenipples]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I had a chicken named Chicken Nugget.

[bluenipples]

I’ve had a chicken called Chicken Nugget before. He was a bitchy little rooster that loved to flog people... he is no longer with us

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

this post did not age well

[katherinee-wheel-deactivated202]

YIIIIIIIKES

[savvygunner]

Oh dear

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

[zany-the-nerd]

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

[animentality]

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

[broomchickabroom]

OH MY GOD

[krungy]

[dwaynewaynesflipglasses-deactiv]

if yall dont reblog this at least once today yall fucking up

[maiabaneway-archive-deactivated]

go ahead and reblog a couple times though for the king

[ruinedchildhood]

the most legendary lyric of my generation tbh

[baesileaves]

reblog this in 3008

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

i’m prepared.

[nothing-is-ever--still--on-earth]

After humanity is long gone and the internet is simply a preserved and ancient record of human culture the entire alien world will fucking lose its fricking shit because of this post

[iraffiruse]

[teenagerposts]

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my dashboard…this being one of them

[cartoonnetwork]

Hay it’s our Birthday! Can you spot all your fav cartoons in this animation?

[uglyfacedcrying]

Why isn’t anyone from Avatar on here?!

[bluenipples]

[chazkuangshi]

“I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.”

-Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut

[ephemeral-lightning]

Why is this a real thing that happened in the real world what’s the meaning of this

[chazkuangshi]

I’m just gonna copy paste the story here from discord because honestly the whole story is worth hearing

so lady comes through drive thru. “Hi what can I get for you?” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese.” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese, sure no problem, can I get you anything else today?” “No” “Alright, you can pull up” and I just hear this quiet disgrunted “ ‘Please’ ?” I’m like uhhhhh, was that even directed at me, I don’t know, I don’t know how to respond to that so I just ignore it like I didn’t hear it. I go up to the window and see this woman, which she honestly looked like a tomato with messy gray hair. Before I have the window halfway open I see her roll her eyes at me so I’m like oh boy here we go, time to put on the stupid sweet customer voice “Hi how are you today?” She hands me the money for her bagel and goes “Just a tip. It’s ‘Please pull up to the window.’ not ‘pull up.’ I found that incredibly rude.” I go “I’m sorry about that, I didn’t intend for that to be rude, I just meant that it was okay to pull up to the window now.” “I know what you meant. But it was rude.” “Well, I apologize. Here’s your bagel, have a great day.” She goes “I’m a MYSTERY SHOPPER.” (If you don’t have Mystery shoppers where you are, it’s kind of like undercover boss where the store owner hires someone through the Mystery shopper program and they place a regular order just to make sure people are following policy) I’m like “… ok” So I’m about to tell my boss and coworker what just happened when she comes in. And I jump to the front counter because no way I’m letting her talk to my boss before I do. “Hi, can I help you?” “Yes. This bagel was supposed to be NOT toasted. You toasted it.” “Ohh, I’m so sorry about that! I didn’t hear that. I’ll make you a new one right now.” Coworker beats me to the bagel and I say “A little extra cream cheese on that.” She looks at my boss “She just said a LITTLE cream cheese. I wanted EXTRA cream cheese.” Boss goes “Oh, she said a little extra cream cheese.” “Oh” Boss goes into kiss ass mode as well and says, “I’m sorry about the mistake, would you like a donut?” Lady goes “I’ve never. Eaten a donut. In my ENTIRE LIFE. and I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” Boss is like “… ok” and we’re all internally going sdhakgsdgkja?

So we get the bagel out and she says to my boss “And I have one more thing to say.” She leans in with a sneer. “Mystery shopper.” boss goes “We don’t do that here.” “yea you do.” “No we don’t.” “yea you do.” “Have a good day.”

Basically we’re pretty sure the lady was crazy and she was absolutely lying because Mystery shoppers are not allowed to tell you that they’re mystery shoppers, and they aren’t allowed to coach you. And even if she was, “please” is not one of the things they look for. They look for a Greeting, whether or not you repeated the order and the price back, and whether or not you upsold. We haven’t participated in the program in over 7 years.

[lizardvvizard]

[pinkmisspiggy]

being touchstarved makes u absolutely buckwild when someone does smth simple like .share a chair with u

[pinkmisspiggy]

like having someone touch your hand with the tips of their fingers shouldn’t feel like So Much it shouldn’t feel like your whole body is going into anaphylactic shock but here we are. here we are.

[pinkmisspiggy]

ok 2 many of u relate

[kaijuhearmenow]

Someone gave me a compliment and reached out and squeezed my hand and I fell in love and couldn’t speak for several minutes

[wondrousworld]

So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink it

[pinknegg]

I (guy) am curious why your genders are relevant

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

i (big baller) am wondering if anyone here smokes weed (narcotic)

[justbadpuns]

Reblog if you want a pun in your inbox

[bluenipples]

Pun me up daddio

[yarky]

manga lied to me. i never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side

its always me picking up the cats

[yarky]

maybe im the bad boy

[thankyu]

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd