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🇵🇹| 🦂| 25 Just a small, messy bubble of anxiety and existencial crisis

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin

[gxtitobxby]

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

[thememedaddy]

[jackabbot]

THE PITT 2.12 • 6:00 P.M. ►BONUS

[divorcedfranklangdon]

just a reminder that it's fuck ICE forever

[dreaming-jaybird]

[hudcon-archive]

Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams attend the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party!

March 15, 2026

Los Angeles

[tomorrowisyesterday119]

Heated Rivalry is a closed door hockey romance in the sense that they fade to black on the hockey. The sex is explicit, but the hockey is implied.

[cloudabserk]

ilyas always saying my shane what about shane saying my ilya…

[sinmonger]

Right here for Nipples Weekly!

[samwwise]

Good morning. Good morning.

[nyree2712]

Heated Rivalry - Incorrect Quote 02

*Twitter accounts*

HaydenPike1✔️: Met a dumb ass today awful...

↳ IlyaRozanov✔️: You looked in a mirror?

↳ HaydenPike1✔️: One day you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful

↳ IlyaRozanov✔️: Oh no, Montreal's 15th best player doesn't like me 😂😂

[jaymanclayton]

As much as David loves Yuna and Shane, you just know some days he's just happy to have Ilya, who is emotionally intelligent and has a great sense of humour and some balance in his approach to hockey.

They exchange looks often, "you're hearing what I'm hearing?" and they probably cook together too.

[my-2nd-account]

Boston won because Svetlana said so

[hollanovcottage]

BIG fan of shane and ilya grabbing each other’s titties

[military-newsboys]

Ilya: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Troy: That's it, I'm calling Hollander.

Ilya: No wait—

[academicblorbo]

Yuna and David asking about the timeline of their relationship would have been even funnier if, after discussing how long they've been "lovers":

Yuna: ok, so you've been "seeing" each other for 9 years... And when did you confess your real feelings and decided to be together?

Shane:

Ilya:

Yuna:

David:

Shane:

Ilya: like, today at 4am

[unlikelychildchaos]

My headcanon of the day is that Ilya is not used to getting calls from family members unless they need something from him. Nobody ever calls him (maybe apart from Shane) to just simply check up on him. So the first time David calls him on a random day of the week, asks him about his day, hands the phone to Yuna to do the same—Ilya is a little confused as to why these people are just randomly calling him. He even texts David after they've hung up to confirm if they needed something and have just forgotten to mention it. When David texts back "no son we just wanted to check up on you" Ilya sits and stares at that text until he feels his throat close up and there's an odd sting in his eyes.