Huckleberry Hipster

I'm a Hipster and a memelord. I tend to hyperfocus on my favorite fandoms. This is my main blog. Member of the Miraculous Writers Guild. Check out my Sideblog for Writing @huckleberryhipsterwriting https://huckleberryhipsterwriting.tumblr.com/

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have a soft spot for zombie movies bc you know those extras are having fun. usually being a movie extra just means standing around blending into the background, but these guys get to put on gory makeup then run around screaming and growling and trying to bite people. aspirational

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

@tiredandoptimistic pondering your tags like a wizard pondering their Orb:

#i did zombie survival camp as a kid and once you were killed you got to be an npc and do all the creepy gore makeup and attack your friends. the emotional turnaround was crazy. you've spent four days in the woods building this complete immersion and fear. they systemically eroded our trust in all our counselors until it felt like we were completely alone out there. and then you're finally too slow or don't hide well enough. and then BAM. go to the makeup bin and start practicing your growling because it's time to goof around freakstyle

[crazycatladyinwaiting]

One of my college friends had a 2012 End of the World wedding featuring zombies. During the reception, unsuspecting wedding guests were slowly picked off by roaming zombies, hustled into the bathroom and handed makeup, and sent back out to eat someone else. We all ganged up near the end to take down the wedding party- we got the MOH but the bride had a lightsaber and got away.

[plantanarchy]

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

[nihilistwife]

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

[plantanarchy]

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

[nihilistwife]

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

[kaijuno]

[tlaquetzqui]

Never before has an animal’s face so clearly expressed “You think you’re hilarious, don’t you?”

[beemovieerotica]

had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt

[dankmemeuniversity]

[shining-latios]

Hoenn coastline 🌊✈️🛩️

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[geosynk]

[nxblinee]

here’s a Jude doodle I did cause I just read the cruel prince and it was SO GOOD 😛 she’s so fun to draw

[setheverman]

party only starts when the dj blasts that runescape gnome theme

[chongoblog]

The Steven Universe fandom might be “cringe” and “bad” but imagine a fandom so bad that a bunch of fandom members had ran a scheme to say “if you pay us money, your blorbo will know you’re valid” and the fandom permanently split over a 95 paragraph callout post of these people.

[chongoblog]

I cant do the story justice myself. Google “The Protestant Reformation” for more details, I hear a few people have done deep dives

[trickstertime]

[jabberding0]

Sand writing

[cryoverkiltmilk]

"Huh, I wonder what sand writing i-- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"

[biglawbear]

You ever see something that makes you think "wow I didn't even know that could be a talent or skill but that's amazing"

[nitewrighter]

There b some specific ass forms of calligraphy in this world

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

[asofthesea]

[valliantknight]

[strangerahne]

Huckleberry Hipster turned 13 today! well, this actually happened on the 9th, but I was busy.

[sugarmint-dreams]

Moonflower pond ☾⋆⁺

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