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@bluerobokitty
MFE pilots on PillowFort
If you would like to see more of my Grizavi art or MFE content in general besides Twitter, I run a community on PillowFort dedicated to the MFE pilots called MFE-Ares! It’s a very small community right now as we just got started, but we hope to get more members who love the MFE pilots and want to share content relating to them.
https://www.pillowfort.io/community/MFE-Ares
As of Dec 17 this blog will no longer be active.
I thought easing my way off tumblr was going to be gentler than this while I set up my PillowFort and developed habits to be more active there, but apparently this hellsite decided to make that decision for me.
Y’all, CP and pr0n bots have been an issue on this damn site since it was conceived, and every time Tumblr tried to do something about it, it punished the user base. We can’t make posts with external links, internal links, let our bios have links, etc, you know things that we content creators depend on to thrive. Then they blacklisted certain tags to further destroy our exposure. We had to develop workarounds, hell, we have an entire third-party website we utilize just to make tumblr an actual functioning site.
We should not have to do that.
Now tumblr is not only going an algorithm-based adult content purge much like the Strikethrough that destroyed LiveJournal a decade ago, but sfw posts are not safe. You know why? So the users can report the sfw posts as okay, thus doing all the filtering for them. For free.
And do y’all even need to me to get started on “female-presenting nipples”?? Because the exploration of one’s sexuality and the depictions of consenting adults having a fun time together is right on par with CP. That is the exact message this website is sending with its adult content purge, just like all the (now dead) social media sites before it. This is purity culture at its most basic.
So fuck this website. F U C K I T.
I will be reblogging this post and only this one from now until the 17th. You can find me at Bluerobokitty on Twitter, Instagram, and PillowFort if you want to keep following me. But I will not posting anymore content here or reblogging or anything else.
As of Dec 17 this blog will no longer be active.
I thought easing my way off tumblr was going to be gentler than this while I set up my PillowFort and developed habits to be more active there, but apparently this hellsite decided to make that decision for me.
Y’all, CP and pr0n bots have been an issue on this damn site since it was conceived, and every time Tumblr tried to do something about it, it punished the user base. We can’t make posts with external links, internal links, let our bios have links, etc, you know things that we content creators depend on to thrive. Then they blacklisted certain tags to further destroy our exposure. We had to develop workarounds, hell, we have an entire third-party website we utilize just to make tumblr an actual functioning site.
We should not have to do that.
Now tumblr is not only going an algorithm-based adult content purge much like the Strikethrough that destroyed LiveJournal a decade ago, but sfw posts are not safe. You know why? So the users can report the sfw posts as okay, thus doing all the filtering for them. For free.
And do y’all even need to me to get started on “female-presenting nipples”?? Because the exploration of one’s sexuality and the depictions of consenting adults having a fun time together is right on par with CP. That is the exact message this website is sending with its adult content purge, just like all the (now dead) social media sites before it. This is purity culture at its most basic.
So fuck this website. F U C K I T.
I will be reblogging this post and only this one from now until the 17th. You can find me at Bluerobokitty on Twitter, Instagram, and PillowFort if you want to keep following me. But I will not posting anymore content here or reblogging or anything else.
Cover Reveal!
Our cover was designed by the lovely @bluerobokitty <3 Thank you again Shardy for getting them done so fast!
It’s almost time for participants to start turning in their works! We hope to have previews up soon~
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So I was just gonna reblog a photoset of Faramir and Denethor, but I had forgotten the latter’s name. So I Googled this and just omg.
Cover Art by Darrell K. Sweet
Amazon has ordered Robert Jordan’s fantasy epic The Wheel of Time to series, with Sony Pictures TV to co-produce, and Rafe Judkins serving as showrunner.
A New Spring
The Eye of the World
The Great Hunt
The Dragon Reborn
The Shadow Rising
The Fires of Heaven
Time for me to start to reread.
To those who have swept or have blown the leaves from the walk, have rinsed the dishes or dusted their screens, Hestia looks on you from beneath her veil. She smiles, then wraps a shawl made of sunlit October air around you.
To those who remain in bed, who are on the edge of crying, who have turned on the tv to drown out the world, Hestia sits on the edge of your bed, patting circles on your back. I know, my love, she says, I know, I know. It can be so hard. My sweet, it’s time to get up. I need you, she says. Let’s make this home a sanctuary. Light a candle. Make your hands to care about this place. Let out the work of love.
I was just here to check out pagan prayers and now I’m tearing up
“I think I like you, James Griffin.”
I made Christmas icons of our fave MFE squad! Featuring Rudolph Griffin, Frosty Rizavi, Santa Kinkade, and Elf Leifsdottir~ 500x500 less than 1 MB so you should be able to use them anywhere!
Please credit and reblog if you use to spread MFE cheer!
Keith: Hi we’re Shiro and Keith and this is Jackass
Shiro: We’re doing hoverbike stunts today!
Adam, off camera: Don’t forget your helmets!!
Keith: … and that’s Adam
Shiro, laughing: He’s our mom
Adam, off camera: I HEARD THAT
Please click on the first two image to see the captions!!
I looooooove Pre-Kerberos setting!!
Shiro and Keith’s odd relationship but totally complementing each other as best friends fills me with life.
Just hanging out, riding hoverbikes outside the Garrison (breaking a MILLION rules while doing it), making unnecessary risky stunts, giving Adam headaches.
IT’S!! SUCH A FUN CONCEPT!!
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You can check out my twitter, since I post my jam there first (and, uh, somtiems forget to post here)
And/or support my online foolery by buying me coffees as I push out more silly comics while on a caffeine high!
I made Christmas icons of our fave MFE squad! Featuring Rudolph Griffin, Frosty Rizavi, Santa Kinkade, and Elf Leifsdottir~ 500x500 less than 1 MB so you should be able to use them anywhere!
Please credit and reblog if you use to spread MFE cheer!
Things Disaster Movies Always Get Wrong
We all love disaster movies! The cool special effects, the underdog stories, the underlying themes of hope. As cool as they are, they do tend to use misconceptions about natural disasters. This normally wouldn’t be an issue since Hollywood will always embellish but it’s important to know the true science behind these phenomena should you ever encounter them.
1) Pyroclastic flows will kill you almost instantly, you cannot survive a direct hit
Movies guilty of this: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, Dante’s Peak
Pyroclastic flows exceed 100km/h and reach temperatures over 1,000°C. You definitely cannot outrun it in either car or on foot. The boiling hot toxic gas, ash, and lava in the flow will kill you instantly and pummel your smoking corpse into oblivion. Sorry, Chris Pratt.
2) Tsunamis do not crest, they are more like a sudden flood than a wave
Movies guilty of this: Literally any movie with a tsunami ever
Tsunamis are massive and sudden floods caused by the displacement of ocean water due to earthquakes or massive landslides. They’re not tidal waves and thus do not crest. It’s poetic, but inaccurate.
3) Hail is always spherical and doesn’t fall in big cinder blocks of ice
Movies guilty of this: The Day After Tomorrow
Hail can get quite large and can definitely be fatal, but they are exclusively spherical. Hail is formed by water droplets cycling through the updrafts of a thunderstorm and the rotational movements make the resulting hail a ball.
Looks more like a stage hand is throwing the remains of an ice swan than a hail storm
4) You cannot freeze instantaneously. Not even in space.
Movies guilty of this: The Day After Tomorrow, Geostorm, The Cloverfield Paradox, Sunshine
Space, and certain places on Earth, can get exceedingly cold. The coldest temperature ever recorded on Earth was −89.2 °C. That’s damn cold. But you still wouldn’t flash freeze into a peoplesicle within mere seconds. Intense cold can kill you quickly if you’re completely exposed but it would still take time before your body would be a thoroughly frozen chunk of meat. As for space, it can get quite cold, but it’s also an empty vacuum. There’s nothing around you but empty void, which means there’s also nothing to transfer your body heat away from you. Without convection, your body heat would be lost via radiation and that can take a long time.
5) Earthquakes over 10 on the Richter scale are physically impossible on Earth.
Movies guilty of this: 10.5
You would need a massive fault line to carry that sort of energy. Something on the scale of going through the earth’s core. Which does not exist . Even then, if such an earthquake would occur, the planet would literally explode.A 15 magnitude earthquake would release energy on the magnitude of 1x10^32 joules. That, coincidentally, is the same amount of energy contained in the gravitational binding of the Earth. Simply put, anything greater than 9.9 on the Richter scale is impossible and would cause the Earth to explode.
6) California will and can not sink into the Pacific like a big slab, and it can’t break away from the rest of the US.
Movies guilty of this: 2012, 10.5
Most movies cite the San Andreas fault as the reason for the cleavage, but even this isn’t enough. The San Andreas fault is a transform fault, meaning the North American plate and the Pacific Plate are slowly horizontally grinding past each other, not pushing away. As California is a part of the greater Pacific plate, it literally could not snap free from it to “sink into the sea”. Because if the entire tectonic plate underneath California where to flip over and sink then the entire ocean would drain away into the mantle.
7) You can’t sink in lava. You also can’t stand near it without being burned.
Movies guilty of this: Volcano, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Lava is molten rock, and is incredibly dense. In fact, it’s three times as dense as humans, who are mostly water. If you were to cannonball into a lava pit, you would dip in a bit before bouncing to the top and floating. You would also burn up and die super quickly. Because fresh lava can exceed 1,200°C! Even standing a couple feet away from a lava flow, you would feel the intense heat radiation. You would lose your eyebrows and probably the top layer of your skin if you stood too close. There’s a reason why volcanologists wear protective suits. Sam and Frodo would have been roasted.
im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers
ok so if everythings normal, your phone camera should have a manual mode (sometimes called pro mode). in it, change the settings of the shutter lag to 20 seconds, then put the phone down on some stable, plane surface and press the photo button (usually when using your camera, the volume buttons can be used as photo button) and let the phone still for the whole 20 seconds.
(basically the problem with most cameras is that they dont have a very good light sensitivity in the dark, however that doesnt mean they cant detect it at all. the longer the shutter is open, the more light your camera takes in and the more burnt/light your pic will be, so in (literally) dark situations, make the shutter lag longer to get all that light you need! also i said 20 seconds but really you can make it shorter or longer depending on what kinda stuff you want for your stars)
Yes this!
Additionally, adjust your ISO to the highest number (mimics the film used for very low light and low speed images)
And set your shutter speed to the longest time possible (on my phone it’s 10 seconds).
Leave your focus settings on Auto, and if your phone camera has a timer option, turn that on (five seconds is generally enough).
Plan your shot first, then find a place to set your phone down so you can get the image you want. The less light pollution, the better; you’ll pick up FAR more stars in your picture.
Once you know what you want to shoot, tap your screen to “focus” it, then hit the button to take the picture, set your phone down, and back away from the “tripod”. Don’t touch your phone for a good 15 seconds, just to be sure.
You will not be disappointed in the results, let me assure you.
Not even a little bit.
@tamberland
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I’VE EVER LEARNED
This also works very well if you want to photograph the Northern Lights, especially if you have a tripod (since you shouldn’t move it). Below is a pic a friend took with the ISO 800 and shutter speed 10 secs.
I was at Fantasy Starbucks and I placed my order and the faerista asked for my name and like a fool I gave it to them
so you know the rule in fairylands where you cant eat or drink anything or you’ll have to stay there forever? does like.. .eating out/sucking dick count
holy f uck jane
its a serious question
well like, the whole thing is that you cannot have consumed anything belonging to the fey realm. so, yes, probably, you would be stuck there. the same would apply if you just straight up ate a fairy.
new question: would deepthroating count in this case even w/o swallowing
no. temporary doesn’t count, otherwise fairies would all be running about sticking their hands in your mouth to get human servants.
you gotta digest it.
so like??? if you puke afterwards?? maybe it doesn’t count?
huh! i wonder how long is enough time for it to be legit. like whatever goes through your stomach immediately condemns you no matter if you throw it up later?
Well Persephone only ate 6 seeds so she only stayed 6 months, so maybe if you spat out most of it you’d just be condemned to the occasional day “BRB got go pay the two day toll for fellating a fairy.”
“you wanna come over for the weekend?”
“oh man im so sorry i sucked some fairy dick once and now i have to keep coming back to do it again– its a long story”
“you what now”
i can hardly believe this isn’t already the plot of an Oglaf comic
now that u said it im really surprised as well
what the fuck did i just read
Why ISN’T this an Oglaf comic yet?
I’m so happy that i’m not the only person who thinks of questions like these. I love you all so much.
I’m not convinced by this, actually!
Like, this analysis treats it as a substance problem, i.e. “edible matter from fairyland has properties that, if ingested, physically prevent you from being able to return to the real world.”
But OTOH, a recurring theme throughout fairy stories is that they’re all about…rules and exchanges and agreements with really steep interest rates:
“I’ll do you this favor, but if you don’t guess my name you’ll have to give me your first-born child.”
“You’re gonna be real good at everything but when you’re 16 you’re gonna prick your finger and die.”
“You loaned me $2 for the bus when I looked like a beggar, so now here’s a literal pile of gold and shit.”
Not to mention that in Childe Rowland, one of the central “if you eat food from fairyland you’re stuck there” stories, Rowland manages to retrieve his siblings despite them all presumably having chowed down on fairy food – all it took was beating the Fairy King in a swordfight and threatening to chop his head off.
The takeaway, I think, is that the food thing a matter of implicit exchange: if you get your grub on in fairyland, you’re accepting their hospitality and eating food that they own. This means you owe them, which the fairies can magically leverage to prevent you from leaving.
(You can probably get around this by explicitly agreeing to pay for your meal before you sit down to eat. From what I remember, fairies don’t seem capable of pulling a “Haha, we had an agreement but you’re fucked anyways!” maneuver, so if they agree to let you leave they might even be forced to help you leave.)
Which brings us to the matter at hand: if you blow a fairy you’re doing them a favor! They owe you.
And…they’re a fairy, so if you didn’t agree to terms beforehand they might not repay you in a way that’s ultimately helpful or safe, but it certainly doesn’t seem like they’d be able to, like, pat you on the head and be like “Thanks, you’re really good at this buuuuuuut also you’re stuck here forever now.”
Instead, what seems more likely is…I dunno, showing up to your wedding years later and giving you a beautiful white horse that always comes when called, while loudly praising you as truly deserving it for giving them them simply the best oral they’ve had in years.
Or they feel obligated to show up at your house a couple days a year. So, like
“you wanna come over for the weekend?”
“oh man I’m so sorry i sucked some fairy dick once and now he always comes by over memorial day weekend and helps me out with minor home repairs.”
“you what now”
This is my favorite act of intellectual bugfuckery on this entire website, when I die I want someone to print this out and place it in my grave with me so I can cherish it forever.
“I think I like you, James Griffin.”
