blueroseswithcoffee

Shawniya//19//Canada

[kotenok-deactivated20240301]

dont wanna sound like a slut but I really need a hug right now

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

5-hit fucking combo right here

[homet0wn]

Are you in love?

No I’m in bed

[foulserpent]

bouncing my leg is the only exercise i get

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

[paper-mario-wiki]

u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

[cockyhorror]

I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life

[httpdemonics-moved-deactivated2]

don ’ t worry ! there will come a time when it ’ s not :)

[cockyhorror]

Thanks! Even worse :)

[blueroseswithcoffee]

teaching biology to gen z kids: menstruation is when the uterus says "this bitch empty" and "yeets" the endometrium out of the body

[sa2ha]

me, applying a hydrating serum to my skin: have a fucking sip babe

[lilmamabeyellin]

[elleemartinez]

Looool

[ptchew]

[whatevernatureis]

my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…

also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….

[chawriee]

[theshitneyspears]

Me: Man this edible ain’t doing shit

Me 30 minutes later:

[fukkce]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

me on a walk to get chips

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

She’s procrastinating

[elevenspower]

who

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

the girl reading this

[taintedfantasies]

First of all, mind your business.