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@bluescreen-barney
Before you ask
Carrd - Contains Rules, Info about the Mods, and the Chapter Index Read from the beginning
Link to the discord, if you’re interested in joining it
where is the c r a b
“I’m not sure, though she must be around here somewhere...”
There’s a shout of surprise from “Barney”.
“Gah! Dammit, get it off me!”
“I found your stinkin’ headhumper, doc.”
Blue is holding Lamarr as far away from himself as physically possible.
She’s flailing her little legs.
“Barney, you’re not an animal person?”
“Ugh.”
Oh yeah I forgot to mention
Lamarr is also open for asks
- "Hello? Barney, are you alright? Your eyes are very blue!"
- Svetlana Toporovskaya
“I’m just fine, thanks for asking.”
Let’s get this started again
As you all are probably aware this blog has been unfortunately less than active. Which is rather sad, since I had big plans for it and a lot of love so...
I am once again asking you to send asks.
And, as a special treat, I’ll even open up asks for Barney :) feel free to send him questions too.
Something to note though is that Birch’s internet access situation is less than ideal at the moment, so any asks for him may take a little while to be answered.
blue you scare me <3
“I’m real sorry about that... that’s not my intention. Y’all might not believe this, but I really don’t want to hurt anybody.”
p̴̧̢̧̡̠̜̮͙̦̩̮̠̭̪̱͖͈̦̼͉̹̗̭̜̖͚̯̮̤͉̟̭͌̉͆͌̇̑͂̏̽̆͊̇̿͆̉̎̚͜͜͝e̸̟͉̿͒̔͆̉͂̈́̀̕͠͠ẹ̷̢̛̛̜͎̝̮̘̭̤̫̲͑̌̈́́͑̐́̈́͛͗̂̈́̚̕̚͝ͅͅṗ̵̨̡̛͎̙̤̲͈͇̦̀͐̀̍̇̈́̊̎̏̈́̐̾̾̉͑̏́̐͗͘͝͝͝ę̷̛̼̫̱̞̱͉͚͓̯͇͚͇̟͉͚̙̘̭̬͍̰̀̽͛̉͒̓̿̍͑̎̒̈̇̎͛̂̓̿͐̎͛̽͗̔͗̾͑͂́̾͜͝͝͠ͅę̴̡̧̪͓͙̳̦̣̞̲̰͔͓̰͇̗̦̺̗̠̯͚̮̯͕͎̌̀͂̃͌̆̄͌̑ͅͅ ̴̡̢̺̣̖̜̥͔̠̞̟̱̗̞̟̑͋̈́͊͋͂̈́̒͒̋̀͑͒̇̑̄̋̀̀́͆̓͋̂̀̇̓̓̇͝p̴̡̛̛̛̱̻̪̲͙̮̣̲̮͎̬͍͕͕̰̮̙̦̱̎̈́̓͑̍̎̅̀̀̽̌̉̇̈́̈́̇́̾͂̀̽̕̕͘͝͝͝͝ͅǫ̴̠͓̬̲̮̱̯͇̰͇̮͖̠͖̲̺̀̏̎̇͜͠ǫ̵̡̧̛̟̱͈̣̬̜̫̫̗̙̞̪̜͕̈̂̈́́͗̄̆̍̇͐̈̄̇͐̔̅̕̕͝͝ͅp̸̞̘̏̾̔̽̕o̷̺̱̩̹̲͔̘̱͙̘̔̓̾̔́̉̎̅̊̊̓͊͊̈́͒̓͜͝͝ͅớ̶̛̙͓̥̞̭̮̳́̏̏̓̃̅̿̂
“...”
Birch wheeze-laughs.
Mmmister Reeed... I can telll.. thhat youu are.. doing wwell. I donn't.. hhave annythhing immportant.. to telll yyou yet. I jusst thhouught you.. desserved to hearr fromm me.. right nnow. I'llll speaak to.. you agaain whhen.. my ssuupervisorsss permmiit me to. -Gmanon
“..Who the FUCK just whispered in my ear?? I did not sign up for ASMR I do not appreciate this-”
“Oh! Gordon, I almost forgot! We managed to find your old suit from black mesa, fixed it up and gave it a few upgrades. Once you get it on we can start the tests.”
“Oh reeeaaally?”
“Yeah, the suit is right in here.”
Blue walks over to the shutter to the room with the hev suit in it and starts to open it.
HEY NEW GUY. INTRODUCE YOURSELF. PLEASE
“Oh, right!”
“I'm Birch. Birch Reed. It's nice to meet you!”
“...Whoever you are.”
Aaannywayy.. Mmmister Calhouun... It ssseems to mme that you.. are doing a good jjob.. Keep iit up. It is rrrather pllleaasing to see.. a plan like thisss going.. as sssmoothly as it isss nnow. -Gmanon
“Aww, thanks. That’s real sweet of you.”
“I guess...?”
Mmmister Freeeemaaaannnn... one of your friendsss.. they are not who they ssseem.. Pick who you trussst carefully.. -Gmanon
“Uh-Huh, sure, thanks. I’ll uh. Keep that in mind, I guess.”
i have never wanted to punch anyone as much as you, Blue. first you kidnap the REAL Barney AND hurt him, but that's not enough for you, isn't it? i hate you with every cell in my body
“Oh boohoo, I’m so sad that some random stranger doesn’t like me.”
“I’m just trying to make everything run smoothly now. You should be thanking me.”
Barney you look. . Different. Has your eyes always been blue? Could've swore you had some brown in them.
“Huh? I’m not sure what you’re talking about, my eyes are the same as they’ve always been. Maybe the light is playing tricks on your eyes?”
“...do you even have eyes? I’m still not sure exactly what you guys are.”
The door to the lab swings open, and “Barney” walks in.
“Hey y’all, sorry I’m late. Something happened and I had to take a detour.”
“Barney!”
Gordon wraps him in a quick, tight hug.
“I’m glad you’re here, you had me a little bit worried.”
“Oh? Well I’m sorry I worried you, darlin’.”
“But believe me, you’d know if I got into trouble. Nobody is takin’ me down without a fight.”
[Blue is now open for asks.]
As long as events still occur, we should be fine right?
“Yeah. It’ll be fine as long as nothing breaks.”
It feels like nothing right is happening today, and on a Red Letter Day too.
“Could always be worse.”