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Before you ask

Carrd - Contains Rules, Info about the Mods, and the Chapter Index Read from the beginning

Link to the discord, if you’re interested in joining it

where is the ｃｒａｂ

“I’m not sure, though she must be around here somewhere...”

There’s a shout of surprise from “Barney”.

“Gah! Dammit, get it off me!”

“I found your stinkin’ headhumper, doc.”

Blue is holding Lamarr as far away from himself as physically possible.

She’s flailing her little legs.

“Barney, you’re not an animal person?”

“Ugh.”

#kleiner.txt #part three #blue.txt #alyx.txt #lamarr.txt #the story #anon

Oh yeah I forgot to mention

Lamarr is also open for asks

#ooc #bluescreen Barney

- "Hello? Barney, are you alright? Your eyes are very blue!"

- Svetlana Toporovskaya

“I’m just fine, thanks for asking.”

#blue.txt #the story #part three #svetlana #wasn’t sure what to tag this so I just did the first name #I hope that’s alright- mod CW

Let’s get this started again

As you all are probably aware this blog has been unfortunately less than active. Which is rather sad, since I had big plans for it and a lot of love so...

I am once again asking you to send asks.

And, as a special treat, I’ll even open up asks for Barney :) feel free to send him questions too.

Something to note though is that Birch’s internet access situation is less than ideal at the moment, so any asks for him may take a little while to be answered.

#ooc #mod cw #bluescreen Barney #half life 2

blue you scare me <3

“I’m real sorry about that... that’s not my intention. Y’all might not believe this, but I really don’t want to hurt anybody.”

#blue.txt #the story #part three #anon

p̴̧̢̧̡̠̜̮͙̦̩̮̠̭̪̱͖͈̦̼͉̹̗̭̜̖͚̯̮̤͉̟̭͌̉͆͌̇̑͂̏̽̆͊̇̿͆̉̎̚͜͜͝e̸̟͉̿͒̔͆̉͂̈́̀̕͠͠ẹ̷̢̛̛̜͎̝̮̘̭̤̫̲͑̌̈́́͑̐́̈́͛͗̂̈́̚̕̚͝ͅͅṗ̵̨̡̛͎̙̤̲͈͇̦̀͐̀̍̇̈́̊̎̏̈́̐̾̾̉͑̏́̐͗͘͝͝͝ę̷̛̼̫̱̞̱͉͚͓̯͇͚͇̟͉͚̙̘̭̬͍̰̀̽͛̉͒̓̿̍͑̎̒̈̇̎͛̂̓̿͐̎͛̽͗̔͗̾͑͂́̾͜͝͝͠ͅę̴̡̧̪͓͙̳̦̣̞̲̰͔͓̰͇̗̦̺̗̠̯͚̮̯͕͎̌̀͂̃͌̆̄͌̑ͅͅ ̴̡̢̺̣̖̜̥͔̠̞̟̱̗̞̟̑͋̈́͊͋͂̈́̒͒̋̀͑͒̇̑̄̋̀̀́͆̓͋̂̀̇̓̓̇͝p̴̡̛̛̛̱̻̪̲͙̮̣̲̮͎̬͍͕͕̰̮̙̦̱̎̈́̓͑̍̎̅̀̀̽̌̉̇̈́̈́̇́̾͂̀̽̕̕͘͝͝͝͝ͅǫ̴̠͓̬̲̮̱̯͇̰͇̮͖̠͖̲̺̀̏̎̇͜͠ǫ̵̡̧̛̟̱͈̣̬̜̫̫̗̙̞̪̜͕̈̂̈́́͗̄̆̍̇͐̈̄̇͐̔̅̕̕͝͝ͅp̸̞̘̏̾̔̽̕o̷̺̱̩̹̲͔̘̱͙̘̔̓̾̔́̉̎̅̊̊̓͊͊̈́͒̓͜͝͝ͅớ̶̛̙͓̥̞̭̮̳́̏̏̓̃̅̿̂

“...”

Birch wheeze-laughs.

#gordon.txt #birch.txt #anon #part three #the story #??

Mmmister Reeed... I can telll.. thhat youu are.. doing wwell. I donn't.. hhave annythhing immportant.. to telll yyou yet. I jusst thhouught you.. desserved to hearr fromm me.. right nnow. I'llll speaak to.. you agaain whhen.. my ssuupervisorsss permmiit me to. -Gmanon

“..Who the FUCK just whispered in my ear?? I did not sign up for ASMR I do not appreciate this-”

#birch.txt #gmanon #the story #part three

“Oh! Gordon, I almost forgot! We managed to find your old suit from black mesa, fixed it up and gave it a few upgrades. Once you get it on we can start the tests.”

“Oh reeeaaally?”

“Yeah, the suit is right in here.”

Blue walks over to the shutter to the room with the hev suit in it and starts to open it.

#kleiner.txt #gordon.txt #blue.txt #the story #part three

HEY NEW GUY. INTRODUCE YOURSELF. PLEASE

“Oh, right!”

“I'm Birch. Birch Reed. It's nice to meet you!”

“...Whoever you are.”

#birch.txt #anon #the story #part three

Aaannywayy.. Mmmister Calhouun... It ssseems to mme that you.. are doing a good jjob.. Keep iit up. It is rrrather pllleaasing to see.. a plan like thisss going.. as sssmoothly as it isss nnow. -Gmanon

“Aww, thanks. That’s real sweet of you.”

“I guess...?”

#blue.txt #gmanon #the story #part three

Mmmister Freeeemaaaannnn... one of your friendsss.. they are not who they ssseem.. Pick who you trussst carefully.. -Gmanon

“Uh-Huh, sure, thanks. I’ll uh. Keep that in mind, I guess.”

#(he won’t) -mod cw #gordon.txt #gmanon #the story #part three

i have never wanted to punch anyone as much as you, Blue. first you kidnap the REAL Barney AND hurt him, but that's not enough for you, isn't it? i hate you with every cell in my body