listen i love my snek

corn

[sadclowncentral]

there is literally no funnier way of annoying your friends than choosing the stupidest hill imaginable and then refusing to die anywhere else

[lokaror]

I was talking with the gnomes and they don't even think you are worth playing whimsical little tricks and japes on.

[miscreantbread]

the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

[never-forget-viva-la-pluto]

This sounds like a joke but I read the book this is the literal reason

[spockzilla]

#excuse u he was also dodging the draft and his ex

[wannacuppatealuv]

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I'll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I was just visiting my cousin's island and got TRAPPED in a MAZE and I was like "hey why is there a maze here" and she was like "oh that's my Labyrinth."

It took up like half her island and had pitfalls in it.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

she told me "mazes have multiple exits, but a labyrinth only has one" in the most matter of fact cheerful way while I was starving to death somewhere in the middle.

[jextaime]

The fallen Angel Lucifer and the Moon on March 31 2020

[radcybergoth]

This is the only post I ever want to look at ever again

[mentally-homeless]

This person: *takes photo of moon surrounded by clouds* Ah yes, I know exactly which mid-19th century painting of a biblical winged nude beefcake this reminds me of

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

[inkskinned]

Obsessed with the old lady in the store I overheard say, "Well, you know me. I can't resist a gnome"

[moldstars-deactivated20230721]

writing is simple. i put my characters into a situation that i, the author, cannot figure out how to get them out of and i close the document

[arietisprimavera]

"get in wright, I have the tickets for steel samurai 6."

[striders]

catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three

[satyriconmp3]

[pukicho]

Feeling highly ambiguous tonight

[edgy-ella]

Like in a sexy way?

[pukicho]

like in a

[thetreesareancient]

* sighs as I carry my groceries up the 105 steps to the top of my lighthouse*

[vampyrska-azhdaya-deactivated20]

[tpwkandsmileyface]

me trying to read his texts

[orteil42]

that period in the mid-20th century where the middle class suddenly had access to unprecedented food variety but no idea what to do with it and ended up inventing hundreds of doomed dishes like lime cheese jello salad or ham and banana hollandaise is thematically akin to the cambrian explosion

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The end of this post punched me in the face but you’re not wrong