Si t'as pas d'Curly, mange un ami

Je m'en fous, je m'aime. Natalie-36-France I have zero self-control

[sobotka]

[hannahbluish]

[beatricecenci]

Charles Baxter (English, 1809-1879)

Love my Dog

[catasters]

[good-4-her]

[good-4-her]

simply dont monday

[sexhaver]

i think about this a lot

[plushiepalz]

me and who

[frostedmagnolias]

Jeanne Hallée Paint Decorated Gown

1910s

Whitaker Auction

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[zahraa17]

[berkeleygirl3]

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[maruhi]

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[welkingunther]