Sobbing Mathematically

Disaster Bisexual, hedge witch, booper of snoots. Chaotic good. She/he/they.

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[beaft]

common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

[beaft]

recent example. lady at my careers appointment had a post-it with her name on it stuck to the monitor, so i introduced myself by saying cheerfully "hello, i'm eliot! you must be [name], it's nice to meet you!" and she stared at me as if i was the stupidest person alive and said icily, "yeah, i'm [name]. congratulations, you can read."

in bygone times this would have reduced me to a sort of quivering blancmange. thankfully i am now in a place where i was able to pull back, evaluate this interaction, and say to myself "this woman should probably not be working in a customer-facing job"

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[giskie]

do i have to play warhammer 1-39999 first to understand 40k

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[fan-ofmanythings-yuri]

i was looking at my cat sit and stare at nothing for 10 minutes (listening to sounds i can’t hear) and had to relate it to star trek somehow, and yk vulcan's have great hearing!

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[daylights-rain]

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[vampfuneralpyre]

[zeelatunes]

hrt and transgender surgeries being positioned as dangerous and experimental despite being around for much longer than ozempic, which many people are pushing as a miracle weight loss drug while ignoring its real medical indications and any possible negative side effects

it seems like hypocrisy but it's really the same idea: your body is not yours to control. you are not allowed to be fat, you are not allowed to be trans, we will say whatever it takes to keep you in line

[penny-anna]

This is what I would do if I was Count Binface and I actually won:

Resign from office on the grounds that I only ran for the bants, triggering a further by-election

Immediately announce my candidacy for the by-election.

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[thejusticethatissocial]

flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flESH FLESH FLESH FLESHFLESHFLESH

[speshnevs-somnambulist]

"being a conservative is a sign of low IQ" if you believe in ableist and racist pseudo-science like intelligence quotient, you are the conservative in question

[vanglaggle]

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say

[s4ltedcod]

sometimes when I get frustrated I just draw picard after falling on the ground