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Sometimes I have absolutely brilliant moments of genious and sometimes I try and put the electric kettle in the microwave. \_(°□° )_/ she/they very gay elder millennial entering my silver fox stage minors dni

[mariacallous]

[lemon-icarus]

There is little I hold more dearly in my life than the haiku bot

[the-haiku-bot]

There is little I

hold more dearly in my life

than the haiku bot

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[nancylou444]

Canon LGBTQ+ Character of the Day

Sara Lance (Arrow, Legends of Tomorrow)

[normal-horoscopes]

I legitimately think the first video game to ever say the word "bisexual" out loud was Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. There is a nonzero chance it was actually the first video game to print "bisexual" in a text format.

[normal-horoscopes]

It is very possible that the first video game character to ever say the word "Bisexual" out loud was Solid Snake.

[lakemojave]

Based on what I found, the first ever bisexual character in a video game was Curtis Craig from Phantasmagoria 2 (1996) but I have yet to find out if he says the word "bisexual" in the scene where this is revealed

[lakemojave]

He does not. He says he's attracted to his male best friend but he never says the word "bisexual."

The first ever character to ever correctly and overtly identify a person as bisexual was Solid Snake in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001)

[nyanbinyuri]

I once again have to point out for those who've never played mgs2 he says this when asked if another character that goes by the name of vamp is a vampire

[laliluleho]

Everyone here who hasn’t yet needs to see how fucking incredible this whole conversation is.

Snake: “He was at church when a bomb went off, got pierced by a crucifix, survived by drinking his family’s blood.”

Raiden: “So that’s why he’s called Vamp?”

Snake: “No it’s because he’s bisexual.”

[preludeinz]

Every instance of this screenshot I have seen, I assumed was an edit as a joke.

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[not100bees]

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

[t4t-fwb-meronia]

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[thissweetenamor]

claiming

[emphazithe]

I think its enough living for me atm

[profeminist]

Happy Pride Month Everybody!

Haters, here's an entire month to STFU!

More Pride Month posts

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[plzrio]

nobody new

[longseasons]

[gwydionmisha]

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

[excitementshewrote]

[sophiethatchersource]

Sophie Thatcher attends the premiere of "Her Private Hell" at the 79th Cannes Film Festival (May 18th, 2026)

[dailycatsblog]

[toothpaste-footlocker]

I want to know my cat’s traumatizing lore so bad.

Like where did you come from, you magical little guy? What was your life like before we met?

[lady-dulcinea]

They love each other to 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍.

[tvguts]

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table