strawberry

[valtsv]

do you think a cemetery angel and a gargoyle could fall in love

[bitchi4mwillywonka]

if dick size was as obvious as boob size, a lot more men would shut the fuck up.

[2000ish]

[blueskies-purplehearts]

Eye contact with you is like being warm underneath ur blankets on a freezing night. It's calming and I could do it forever, but it's also anxiety inducing and forces me to look away. Eye contact is a form of love that you should learn how to read, cause when you realize that they are staring at you like you were the only option that was ever there for them.

[mommy-mortis]

Me acting surprised when, I become attracted to the most vile unredeemable villain, again.

[maycanady]

vampire appreciation week | favorite vampire

eric northman, true blood 2008-2014

[tootiredtobekind]

[devils-minion-cult]

I can’t talk right now, my show about vampires with personality disorders is on

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres: cannibal

[sweet-cynical-deactivated202212]

the feminine urge to slap a man's ass

[neurodivergenttales]

The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real

[disgustinggf]

[maso-kisst]

All of my kinks are rooted in wanting to feel wanted so intensely that someone cant stand it. Regardless of which side of the dynamic I'm on it's all about aggressive desire

[iwas-handpicked]

sexting so wild cause i’ll just be making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while telling her l how i want her to choke on my dick

[smallmeanie]

but will you kiss me after u cum down my throat n my slobber is all over my chin

[dear-ao3]

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy