When All You Can Do Is Run

This is stuff. I make stuff. If you like the stuff, tell the stuff. The stuff is not copyrighted, the stuff has no owner. The stuff is stuff I put out for the world to handle. Can you handle my stuff?

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[crappy-deity-deactivated2019091]

'Hello land dog, I am water dog.'

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[0raccoonwitch]

Honestly one of the best things I’ve seen a goPro used for

[blueskiesgray]

I must go! My people need me! Hey, can I get a ride?

[cheese24k]

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

[shnubs]

THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD BECAUSE WHILE ITS RUNNING IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE A DOG IT LOOKS LIKE A FLAPPING PIECE OF FUR GOING AT 50 MPH

[zooophagous]

Oh my God WALTER CALM DOWN THE OCEAN ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE

[blueskiesgray]

Now THAT is one determined dog. This is how I run when someone says 'chocolate'

[blueskiesgray]

[blueskiesgray]

Why pray the gay away when you can gay the day away? Be FABULOUS!

[blueskiesgray]

[blueskiesgray]

When your parents lose an argument

[blueskiesgray]

The only thing standing between me and being a rapper are several handguns and a big black dude with questionable ethics.

[blueskiesgray]

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[blueskiesgray]

Man wants man in bed Man is big as two man Man wants man as big as two man

Man really wants two man in bed Four man in bed is Sleeping George.

[blueskiesgray]

Or maybe if I were a dick, I'd be the hardest. Better to last longer than be longer. I'm not ganna be a little bitch and go limp like those tall guys.

[blueskiesgray]

I feel like if I were a frog, I'd have the longest tongue out of all the other frogs.

[blueskiesgray]

The only thing more beautiful than life is a person willing to be happy so you can be happy too.

[blueskiesgray]

What if the animals we raise to eat are actually slave labor forced into captivity by violent animal cartels paying off a corrupt animal government based out of the interior of the moon where chickens can fly and cows don't stay tipped and pigs can fly. 

[blueskiesgray]

I'm naming my first born SHSHHHHHULLP after the noise I make when I suck back in my drool. 

[blueskiesgray]

There are only 3 kinds of people. Those with short attention sp