aight come here short shit

Moony

[blueskrugs]

tempting fate by doing the “we’re all in this together” choreography in the shower

[blueskrugs]

things my mom and I have planned: a trip that’s over a year away

things we have not: the trip that is next week

[lesbian-stick-handling]

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

[persianmom]

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

[nyasm]

[whereareyourightnow]

[hiyari8]

they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy

[blueskrugs]

full disclosure

I’m not sure I’d still be here if we hadn’t rescued my dog two years ago

[saggeses]

you guys not knowing about baseball fights is great bc 1) its my favorite thing 2) i can show you guys some of my favorite fights

cards n reds

giants n cardinals

cards n reds. again

cards n mets

dodgers n cards

nolan arenado vs luis perdomo

bryce harper vs hunter strickland

[kellykline]

the problem with supernatural is even if you never ever post about it again in your whole life you are fundamentally different from a person who has never watched it. something has changed in you permanently

[pukicho]

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

[samtf]

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

[blueskrugs]

posted a new fic and now I get to obsess over the stats :)

[userfish]

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

[userfish]

ABSOLUTELY COMICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pyotrkochetkov]

confetti snow angels with svechy 😁

[blueskrugs]

today I have written 2500 words of fic and listened to one direction’s cover of “teenage dirtbag” an unholy amount of times

[blueskrugs]

3000 words of fic in a day

who am I