A Drop of Silver

amena's the name, puns are my game •{hijabi} ¡!¡

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

[brazilshit]

[kaliforhnia]

Texting me is like ordering something online because most likely you won’t hear back for 4-5 business days. 

[spite]

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

[thesitcomfiend]

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

Yeah they wanted to cancel them after this.

[elcomics]

Ark. Written by Ehud Lavski. Art by Yael Nathan. If you like it, please share.

Contact: [email protected]

[utter-utter-nonsense-deactivate]

@mrozna LOOK AT THIS ITS SO COOL

[hiss-graphics]

Such a twist, I love it!

[manwiththesquidhat]

I’m sitting on the toilet.

[mori--calliope]

[taekenbysurprise]

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

Let’s see that burn in slow motion!

[blackgirlvevo]

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father. Luke: Daddy Darth Vader: What the fuck

[justinguarini]

Thank you Kleenex, I was having a hard time fitting my man tears into the lady hankies.

[itspeanutbutterjennytime-deacti]

Those are not for tears…

[moontouched-moogle]

finally, a monster tissue for my magnum dong

[audreyhepbuns]

Please don’t post any Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015) spoilers.

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

alvin is killed by his son simon

[lovecandycowblog]

[childhoodremembery]

Cat Items

cap hat iPhone case t-shirt tank

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

I’m going to need the finale of 2016 to have a dramatically uplifting and inspiring plot twist 

[ubettagetit]

Seriously.

[sleepy-poets-society]

ok but seriously, if something really small happened in your day and it made you really happy, but you don’t want to tell anyone bc you feel that it’s insignificant to everyone else tell me, message me that thing because nothing delights me more than enjoying other people’s tiny happinesses

[camperjon]

[squided]

blue power ranger going straight for the goods there in the last pic

[tomlintot]

Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart

[setheverman]

if your child asks you where babies come from, please don’t tell a lie or make up a story, just tell them the truth about the giant claw machine and the