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[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[bear-disguised-as-a-human]

[count-count]

[xelbleedsglitter]

My grandmother filled her house floor to ceiling in hedgehogs, both the great grandmothers I knew for a long time had bedrooms that were Only Purple, and my uncle spent a long time as a child obsessed with taking a photo of every men's public restroom he visited.

[catchymemes]

[stylampa-deactivated20220516]

happy birthday to large boulder size of a small boulder

[aidashakur]

[shaneposting]

how is anyone meant to tell an original story these days

you make a season of television. nobody watches it because they're scared to get attached in case it gets cancelled. so it gets cancelled

you make a season of television. it's the first part of a multi-season story. people complain that it feels unfinished. so it gets cancelled

you make a season of television. it's the first part of a multi-season story. you sacrifice the storytelling so that it at least has an ending in case it doesn't get renewed. people complain that it feels like it was forced towards an endpoint for the sake of it. so it gets cancelled

you make a season of television. it's the 19th reboot this decade of franchise xyz. the execs won't let you do anything new with it. it's soulless and predictable and relies entirely on self-referential humour and nostalgia. half of the people watching are hatewatching it and will slate you for ruining their favourite childhood show, but all publicity is good publicity. so it gets renewed for 6 seasons and a movie.

[cryptonature]

Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”

[charlesoberonn]

[sunshine-tattoo]

fun fact!

Vultures are also responsible for keeping diseases at bay.

Vulture stomach acid is so powerful that it can kill anthrax and many other deadly diseases.

So when they consume the carcass of a creature that has died of disease, they actually destroy the disease within it too!

So yes vultures are 100% holy creatures because they not only eat the dead, but protect the living from death.

[gayweeddaddy69]

Checked in on my parents in CA cuz the hurricane and my dad sent me this

[podcastwizard]

the hot new trend is "guard posting"

[hotvampireadjacent]

[theweirdwideweb]

[theweirdwideweb]

[darthmelyanna]

I want to be very clear: I did not schedule this to post on Easter weekend.

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

I want to be very clear: I did schedule this to post on Easter weekend

[moldavite-moved]

to be honest

[femgineerasolution]

@cindernet-explorer I'm stealing your tags because 100% yes

[the-real-skeletor]

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

[nsomniacsdream]

39

[nsomniacsdream]

38

[nsomniacsdream]

37

[wickedwonderlandd]

[egberts]

[junkfoodcinemas]

Final Destination 2 (2003) dir. David R. Ellis

[realryal]

This movie is why so many Millennials will go out of their way to avoid driving behind log trucks.

[theycallmebrick]

*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.

[windyvalleyzone]

Yall are cowards for deleting this caption.

[the-art-of-the-meme-deactivated]

[viejospellejos]

[that-house]

little man you are straight up going nowhere

[animentality]