Steven Drambus

Drengus. Shrelf shrelf. Trambus. 21yo drambus, lookin for drengle. Interrogate. Inform.

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Alright, whatever

I'm back on tumblr

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Celebrities Without Eyebrows

If removal of the eyebrow ruins these perfect people’s game so hard then no body is safe.

For whatever reason though I still find Emma Stone hot is that weird? no? okay

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You forgot Zac Efron

oh my god what am i looking at

Is it weird that Sean Connery looks completely normal without eyebrows?

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Why does zac efron look like Anders from workaholics?

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My Mom refuses to believe that is Zac Efron..

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it seems that the smaller your eyes the more important eyebrows are.

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How could they forget Matt Smith? His eyebrows are naturally almost nonexistent and he’s still a total babe. <3

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Is it just me or does Justin Bieber look like Spencer Pratt without eyebrows…

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Zac Efron kinda looks like Dexter Morgan w/o eyebrows

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These aren't just people without eyebrows, they're people without brows. Instead of just erasing the hair, the artist(s) lazily erased the contour of the orbital ridge, giving these people shitty, ridiculous-looking, obviously shooped flat brows. Matt Smith is still a babe because his facial structure, not just eyebrows, are intact.

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You are the cutest. Have you read any interesting poems lately?

Hi again, Anonymous.

Thank you for saying “You are the cutest”. I appreciate this!

Here’s a poem for all you :)

It was evening all afternoon.   

It was snowing   

And it was going to snow.   

The blackbird sat   

In the cedar-limbs.

Tell me what is the thought provocation what is the thinking behind this poem, What is the blackbird sat? Thanks

Hope you like it! I can have poems anymore. Thanks!

Bye?

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I am a new follower and I found you by @Electric-furret mention. Tell me one word you would describe yourself.

Hello shadow-orca and welcome home! Pull the plug to the Oven it’s time to enjoy one food, Hot Chocolate A.K.A. Hot Cocoa

One word I would describe myself would be Six, or Boundless. Thanks for the efforts and I appreciate it thoroughly.

Do you know the expression ‘see you later alligator’? It can be used in place of goodbye. See you later alligator.

February 7th is Charles Dicken’s birthday.

Learn this, get back to me. Then we can properly have a conversation.

Bye!see you later alligator

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ME AND MY SISTER SPENT ALL DAY MAKING YOGA POSES INTO GIFSETS

IM DYING

LOOK

AT

THESE

THEY

LOOK

LIKE

THERE

DANCING

OR

SOMETHING

HELP

I CAN’T

BREATHE!!!

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GEDDAN!!

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The most popular given name in the world is that of a child molester.

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I put out a cigarette on a lightning bug.

Don't tell PETA.

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"You wanna pray, G.W., you pray on your own time. Sit there and fuckin' make little voodoo fuckin' crosses in your White House bedroom. You wanna help, grab a shovel and head down to Ground Zero and start diggin', fuckface, 'cause it looks like your God takes Tuesdays off, don't he? Yeah, he slept in on the 11th. He got a little liquored up on the 10th. Did you pray on the 10th? I bet you did, and it didn't do dick, did it? No. Why don't you check your horoscope and cross your fingers, while you're at it. Why don't you yell 'Jinx!' as a national plan of defense?"

Doug Stanhope on 9/11 and the National Day of Prayer

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I don't really know [music] theory, like, at all. I mean, in fact, when we were doing the orchestral stuff, they'd be like, 'Is that a C#?' and I'm like, 'Well, it's the 7th fret, so...'

Devin Townsend

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If you look at what happening at Christmas, we are killing, or cutting, all the millions of Christmas trees. And they are dying in your rooms, so actually what you have in the room, it's just a corpse of a tree, which is slowly dying, in the name of love, and it makes not much sense to me, to have the trees. So I was thinking, probably, most of the Christmas trees are not that much happy to be Christmas trees, you know?

Attila Csihar (Mayhem)

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Follow-Up of the Day: Bus Monitor’s Abusers Suspended: Nearly two weeks after 68-year-old bus monitor Karen Huff Klein was verbally harassed to the point of tears, her four teenage abusers have received one-year suspensions from school and the bus.

They have been ordered to complete 50 hours apiece of community service with senior citizens, and they’ll continue their studies at the local “Reengagement Center,” where middle school students with behavior issues are kept on track.

Klein, meanwhile, stands to receive at least $667,000 in donations amassed online after the video of her abuse went viral.

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I don't think Karen needs any more money, guys. Please don't further perpetuate this media cult of personality.

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I used actual drum software for this.

I have spent less than 10 minutes behind any actual drum kit, so I'm not sure if these beats are humanly possible.

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Shitty cover of melodic lead section from "Deathstorms Raid The Earth" off of Azarath's Blasphemer's Malediction (2011)

Bad tremolo picking, tuned 3 semitones too high, bad mastering, bad compression, no drum track; not worthy of association with the band's name.

This is what happens when I record sober. It sucks.

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Managed to record this small section of Azarath's title track from their 2009 release Praise The Beast.

This is the best-sounding cover I think I've ever done.

Recorded under the influence of morphine and a muscle relaxant.