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[bluntloyalist]

i post here when i smoke hence the url (´ー`)y▬ڪ

he/him. mid-20s. mentally unwell. insane about characters. if you absolutely must refer to me Loyal works ig

← manga read style babey

pages

+ character tags and links + AU tags and links + fandom-specific fic tags and links

my tags

# themes # loyapl (my personal posts) # posts (my fandom posts) # sketchy (my art) # plusloyal (additions to other people's posts) # chatty (asks) # [fandom tag] fic (specific fanfiction tag) # fic (general fanfiction tag) # fics (my fanfiction tag) # events (fandom writing events) # asofterwinbre (asofterworld winbre edits)

fandom tags (in approx. order of obsession)

# natsuyuu (natsume yuujinchou) # hoshiai no sora # vnc (vanitas no carte) # lockwood & co # omori # wind breaker # fukimono (fukigen na mononokean) # teenmerc (mercenary enrollment/teenage mercenary)

block tags

# wind breaker manga (for the anime onlys) # wind breaker manga spoilers (for new chapters as they drop)

inconsistent with tags sorry yall..doin me best 😔😔 might be a good idea not 2 follow if u want to stay 100% spoiler-free or have bad triggers

[bluntloyalist]

the tbna information retention and media literacy reread begins.......

[bluntloyalist]

hey. dont cry. fagged out olruggio cover art ok ?

[bluntloyalist]

discovered something accidentally hilarious about the vol5 spine sticker from my library

[bluntloyalist]

maybe my benefits are getting cut. and maybe my healthcare is getting cut. and maybe my housing relies on having those things which means my living situation is up in the air and maybe my a/c is broken during record heat and maybe i got groceries right before finding out we are likely to lose power from the storm........but atleast there is Library

[bluntloyalist]

oh i bet u do endo i bet u fucking do. need a full breakdown of all his nanashi no gonbei guys STAT. can u imagine the kind of bullshit they go thru on the daily cos of this fuckhead and his insanely dedicated adherence to takiishis whims

[bluntloyalist]

spinoff story about the emergency gc containing all the random middleaged normal-but-useful yamada taros hes got under his thumb, dedicated to helping eachother survive the trials & tribulations of knowing That Fucking Kid. each chapter focuses on 1 main gc member, sometimes with 1-3 supporting gc members, very sparsely with winbre cast cameos. comedy and secret keeping shenanigans and such

mr nuclear family is on his lunch break at the same soulcrushing office job hes worked for the past 20 years when he gets a call from endo (which he has to answer bc back in the day when his misspent youth caught up with him he asked endo to help him out so he could safely marry his lady and start a family and endo was like [unsettlingly blank look] [glance at takiishi, busy working his way thru a random group of fighters] [sudden smile] "sure i have some time" except afterwards he didnt accept mr nf's money and he now owes an indefinite amount of favors instead) thats like "yeah i need a benz with a title transfer in like 2 hours. black coupe. by the....hey takiishi where do u wanna get lunch. ok! yeah so drop it by that noodle spot" [sound of call end]. and mr nf is like ok. ok ok ok.

so he takes like seven full minutes alerting the gc ("URGENT need new black mercedes benz coupe and title transfer paperwork who can help" "URGENT and what is the other ones favorite noodle spot lately") and like six other guys are pinging responses ("dealerships dont like me but i can put in 30k" "can do 23k" "my cousin might know somebody hold on" "can do 8k" "dont remember name but picked up noodles 3x same place last week sending location") when mr fund skimmer says he has a barely used coupe and can get the transfer paperwork within 45 mins. mr nf is like thank GOD ok keep me updated are u busy for the next few hours? no? ok bring it to the noodle spot and handle that for me please i cant leave early again but ill get u drinks and drive u back home. and mr fundskimmer is like bet i got u except hes a chronic people pleaser who actually does have shit to do today. so we transition away from mr nf blithely clocking back in towards our new character, aka our ACTUAL pov character, who calls his buddy (also in the emergency gc) and starts playing a long and frustrating game of telephone trying to find somebody trustworthy available to drive This car to That spot and Stay There til the title transfer is signed while politely avoiding the gc itself so mr nf dont see it. and as mr fundskimmer is driving to pick up the paperwork person after person is calling and texting saying theyre too busy to help and hes getting increasingly panicked and hes not gonna be able to get this done and endos gonna show his boss all the money hes been stealing from the company to fund bullshit exactly like this and BOOM somebody runs into the middle of the fucking road

so now he has a vehicular manslaughter to deal with too. which means a call to the one person within the gc nobody ever wants to call: the body guy. awesome. fantastic. mr fundskimmer does not want to call the body guy. hes never had to call the body guy before. he skims funds! he only started doing it to pay for [insert sympathetic reason here] and he only kept doing it because endo caught and blackmailed him! hes barely a criminal! but the body guy he calls. and the body guy shows up. and the body guy is, shockingly, the youngest person in the That Fucking Kid emergency gc by a mile. hes probably barely older than That Fucking Kid himself, actually.

and i cant be fucked to think the rest of this out but they embark on an epic quest thru the bullshit of the day together and help eachother accomplish everything they personally need to do while also accomplishing their Designated Endo Task. mr fundskimmer and the body guy - like the rest of the gc members - each get their own chapters, but every so often their chapters will focus on their growing relationship as weird pathetic uncle and abrasive criminal nephew

[bluntloyalist]

they never really figure out who or what the benz was for btw. also i just got what i can only assume was some kind of divine psychic vision of ch2s main gc member which i must immediately make a reality

[bluntloyalist]

sakura & co: invigorated, determined, have just successfully snuck in

the humble cctv camera:

[bluntloyalist]

oh i bet u do endo i bet u fucking do. need a full breakdown of all his nanashi no gonbei guys STAT. can u imagine the kind of bullshit they go thru on the daily cos of this fuckhead and his insanely dedicated adherence to takiishis whims

[bluntloyalist]

spinoff story about the emergency gc containing all the random middleaged normal-but-useful yamada taros hes got under his thumb, dedicated to helping eachother survive the trials & tribulations of knowing That Fucking Kid. each chapter focuses on 1 main gc member, sometimes with 1-3 supporting gc members, very sparsely with winbre cast cameos. comedy and secret keeping shenanigans and such

mr nuclear family is on his lunch break at the same soulcrushing office job hes worked for the past 20 years when he gets a call from endo (which he has to answer bc back in the day when his misspent youth caught up with him he asked endo to help him out so he could safely marry his lady and start a family and endo was like [unsettlingly blank look] [glance at takiishi, busy working his way thru a random group of fighters] [sudden smile] "sure i have some time" except afterwards he didnt accept mr nf's money and he now owes an indefinite amount of favors instead) thats like "yeah i need a benz with a title transfer in like 2 hours. black coupe. by the....hey takiishi where do u wanna get lunch. ok! yeah so drop it by that noodle spot" [sound of call end]. and mr nf is like ok. ok ok ok.

so he takes like seven full minutes alerting the gc ("URGENT need new black mercedes benz coupe and title transfer paperwork who can help" "URGENT and what is the other ones favorite noodle spot lately") and like six other guys are pinging responses ("dealerships dont like me but i can put in 30k" "can do 23k" "my cousin might know somebody hold on" "can do 8k" "dont remember name but picked up noodles 3x same place last week sending location") when mr fund skimmer says he has a barely used coupe and can get the transfer paperwork within 45 mins. mr nf is like thank GOD ok keep me updated are u busy for the next few hours? no? ok bring it to the noodle spot and handle that for me please i cant leave early again but ill get u drinks and drive u back home. and mr fundskimmer is like bet i got u except hes a chronic people pleaser who actually does have shit to do today. so we transition away from mr nf blithely clocking back in towards our new character, aka our ACTUAL pov character, who calls his buddy (also in the emergency gc) and starts playing a long and frustrating game of telephone trying to find somebody trustworthy available to drive This car to That spot and Stay There til the title transfer is signed while politely avoiding the gc itself so mr nf dont see it. and as mr fundskimmer is driving to pick up the paperwork person after person is calling and texting saying theyre too busy to help and hes getting increasingly panicked and hes not gonna be able to get this done and endos gonna show his boss all the money hes been stealing from the company to fund bullshit exactly like this and BOOM somebody runs into the middle of the fucking road

so now he has a vehicular manslaughter to deal with too. which means a call to the one person within the gc nobody ever wants to call: the body guy. awesome. fantastic. mr fundskimmer does not want to call the body guy. hes never had to call the body guy before. he skims funds! he only started doing it to pay for [insert sympathetic reason here] and he only kept doing it because endo caught and blackmailed him! hes barely a criminal! but the body guy he calls. and the body guy shows up. and the body guy is, shockingly, the youngest person in the That Fucking Kid emergency gc by a mile. hes probably barely older than That Fucking Kid himself, actually.

and i cant be fucked to think the rest of this out but they embark on an epic quest thru the bullshit of the day together and help eachother accomplish everything they personally need to do while also accomplishing their Designated Endo Task. mr fundskimmer and the body guy - like the rest of the gc members - each get their own chapters, but every so often their chapters will focus on their growing relationship as weird pathetic uncle and abrasive criminal nephew

[bluntloyalist]

so completely normal about hiiragi full-on claiming suo "we aren't anything to each other" hayato. super average and regular reaction. to that.

[bluntloyalist]

oh i bet u do endo i bet u fucking do. need a full breakdown of all his nanashi no gonbei guys STAT. can u imagine the kind of bullshit they go thru on the daily cos of this fuckhead and his insanely dedicated adherence to takiishis whims

[bluntloyalist]

lovable criminal yamato endo once again coming in clutch

[bluntloyalist]

laying out the red carpet everywhere takiishi walks except the carpet is actually clearing whole establishments

[shadysalmons]

bury me 6 feet in snow

[bluntloyalist]

starting the tbna reread i NEED physical copies of this manga

[joshuallyman]

low key feel bad for whatever master took on baby olruggio. like have fun here's an adultified 7-year-old who has already been traumatized by death and monsters and gets nightmares about it. he has a problem with authority, doesn't trust adults, has no problem lying to said adults, probably hates his dad, is codependent with the wise of teaching's apprentice who looks like he bites and hey he also sneaks out into the wilderness regularly with said apprentice. and oh! he's a prodigy who probably thinks he knows more than you. good luck!

[wintersoldier-barnes]

Qifrey Water Magic

[crabussy]

currently liking the character so much that all I can do is pace around my darkened house saying "they make me die"