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amateur writer | imagines

[inamortalivesinfictions]

Sentimental status: dating too many fictional characters.

[blureads]

Since you write for the percy jackson fandom, are you even accepting a poseidon x reader thing? Just asking before sending in lmao

Hiii. Unfortunately, i dont write rn bc ive been out of my mind lately. Writers block is such a pain in the ass

[ohboywonder]

the most unrealistic thing about harry potter

is that no teacher ever called him James by accident, or that Ron never was called “Bill-, eh Charl-, no Per-, argh!”

[animateglee-archived]

As a younger sister who knows this struggle all too well: THIS IS REAL. Pretty sure 70% of my past teachers still think I’m called what my sister is called in fact.

Imagine Fred being called Percy by McGonagall accidentally and then he gets so offended that he refers to her by “Professor [insert any other name but McGonagall” for the rest of the year, costing Gryffindor a considerable amount of points one at a time.

From then on, she vows to just call them all Mr Weasley.

Until Ginny comes along and she calls her Mr Weasley by accident and Ginny “accidentally’ calls her Sir and it starts again.

[kyraneko]

It’s lightly off-topic but also slightly relevant but I have long cherished this mental image of Professor Snape saying something snappish to Harry in just the wrong tone of voice and Harry absentmindedly, wearily, and completely accidentally responding with, “Yes, Aunt Petunia.”

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

which would have all kinds of additional ramifications when you remember snape is the only one who knew petunia personally

[mjrtaurus]

He asks Harry to stay after class and straight up asks him “Am I truly that unpleasant?”

[sheepfulsheepyard]

Okay, okay, okay, this is probably deeply off-track, but all I can think of is Harry––who upon learning that Snape, of all people, his pain in the neck potions professor knows his aunt––has now received what can only be called a psychic punch to balls. 

How, how, how, is a teenage boy supposed to rectify this, mentally? Connect these strange unjoined worlds to somehow explain that Snape––Snape!––knows his Aunt Petunia?

“It doesn’t make any sense, mate,” Harry tells Ron, blearily, desperately wishing at age thirteen years that his butter beer was a real beer. “It just––it can’t be. Why would he know Aunt Petunia?” Ron grimaces. “Why would he want to? I mean, I know he’s Snape, and all that, but––”

Harry writes his only letter back to #4 Privet Drive, dotted with tears, and it has one line: How do you know Severus Snape?

Petunia writes back: DO NOT MENTION THAT MAN EVER AGAIN. 

And this. This. Sparks a light in Harry’s head. This is the same way Petunia talks about celebrities who have deeply, personally offended her. Usually when she fancied them and then they got married. It’s so completely clear to him, now: Snape is deeply, irrevocably, utterly in love with Aunt Petunia. 

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[elisamaza]

[i-hate-my-shitzophrenic-self]

WTF JUST LET ME DIE SHAGGY

[elisamaza]

[starryvioletnight]

This is the opposite of the perish meme

[killowave]

[softestbuckley]

some of you haven’t stayed up late to read a 100k+ word fic even though you had to be up early the next day and it shows

[bluebeardsfinalgirl]

“What is shipping?”

[stark-black-deactivated20181218]

I’m laughing forever thanks Kakashi

[space-ace13]

Where’s that gif of Deadpool walking up to Spider-Man at comic con while he’s posing for pictures and just linking their fingers together?

[horatjo]

[over-the-garden-greg-deactivate]

this is pure gold

[fndungeonmom]

the first gif is you getting your otp together. the second is you shipping yourself with a character. 

[augustuswatersismysoulmate]

This remains my favourite.

[mindofhills]

You just gotta love his smile.. <3

[awed-frog]

when you’re trying to write and your last two functioning brain cells start yelling at each other

[awed-frog]

when you’re trying to write and your last two functioning brain cells start yelling at each other

[metaangelz]

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

[cashtonsangel]

5sos has really made this year their bitch and i couldn’t be more proud

[soulmatekeery]

glittery king x

[thebandpostureband]

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[sunshinelukee-deactivated202507]

This is so cute

[lukesdonuts]

UGH