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AM, ancient, 514. The Dan-cyclopedia™. Raccoon Queen Music, hockey, travel and hyper fixations. If you know me in real life, you don’t.

[blurredaffection]

Im-suchanicegirl —> blurredaffection

Still the same, just an easier name ;)

[heavensenthale]

I think we should all quit our jobs and write explicit fanfic instead

[blurredaffection]

I was so convinced i’d come back during my vacations but instead i fell into a deftones / chino moreno vortex and never came up for air lmao

[bunnytongue]

not to be a FUCKING SLUT but i wanna cuddle with someone as it’s raining and thundering outside

[the-enchanted-little-star]

[dekaythepunk]

Specter || Bad Omens [\m/]

[lqscius]

[queeraskae]

Kevin being all soft and cuddly🥰

Source

[noahshands]

ig creds

[cithaerons]

i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience

[tiltctrl]

What about violence in movies?

[cithaerons]

glad you asked. they also have to show cock.

[eridan-ampora]

who up dinking they oiter

[tmos-time]

you fucking know it babeyyyyyyy!!!!!!! #dinkers

[eridan-ampora]

[lesbi-nyan]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting

[a-sentient-cup]

what about the other cat?

[whatcoloristhatcat]

fert

[evilsexy]

[toothsalad]

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Rays picks have a fucking plane on them 😭

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Fuckers in my notes like "oh it's because of the jets duh" as if it isn't just objectively funny to have a plane and "since 2001" on your picks when you're THEE 9/11 band

[blurredaffection]

I didn’t think losing my godmother would hurt this much. I’m having random panic attacks when i think about the upcoming wake.

[tymniemniej]

...am I the only one who thought Dan will pull up his robe and show his ass? 🤭

[concreteemo]

“Do you feel lovе?

“I know I don't”

[pro-sipper]

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