Not With A Whimper

tumblr wizard est. 2011

[saltedume]

[thememedaddy]

[ryan-sometimes]

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

[stubbypubby]

Must... contain... the silly...

[stubbypubby]

Update: fine you can zoomie

[ambrodesiac]

@mc-cookies

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[thelongestway]

#if I saw a Sturgeon I'd call it Theodore

every sturgeon petting tank must have an honorary theodore!

[oddarette]

Hey just a heads up, I will be removing a lot of older prints to re-curate my Inprnt shop. Mostly the one off illustrations on a blank background. If you want to get some prints before they go, now is your chance. I will be removing most of them this weekend. >> Inprnt Link <<

[nimphelos]

fair was she who long ago wore this on her shoulder. goldberry shall wear it now, and we will not forget her!

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[bruzum]

[stuckinapril]

I’ve been thinking a lot ab this

[stuckinapril]

[icaseybaybee]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[dogpuppy]

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression