Content.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[stability]

[shego1142]

I read this at the exact time that I needed to read it

[one-photo-day-deactivated202005]

[thick-skull89]

Just gonna leave this here.

[popstarryeyed]

this person left out that

a) he said we were "up in the gods", not in the nosebleeds. i'm a goddess you puny floor people, hozier said so

b) hades is zeus's brother so it was probably an allusion to the memes

c) the idea of hades not repaying zeus is fucking hilarious because hades is the god of wealth, like, he absolutely could repay zeus he just doesn't want to (probably because zeus is a dick)

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[zvaigzdelasas]

[sarahconnorjr]

[thebestoftumbling]

[really-funny-posts]

This guy spent over a year throwing eggs to his unsuspecting mum

[4444555666777888999]

all bitches born after 2019 know is mommy, daddy, blankie, and wah

[neurotypical-karen]

Someone’s gonna find this post again in fifteen years and we’re all going to have to deal with the repercussions

[memesandlaughs]

[mama-green]

important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

[alicatchrist-deactivated2019031]

Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.

[robertmitchum]

[obe]

[haha-posts-blog-blog-blog-blog]

[valtsv]

[lmpossibleprincess]

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

[midnightjellys]

Ok like I’m here for the whole “if it doesn’t make you happy, don’t do it” movement but like, be smart, yeah? Don’t just quit your job out of the blue, even if it is soul sucking, get another job first. Don’t just kick your roommate out because you aren’t getting along, talk to them first. And don’t say absolutely everything that pops into your mind, because discretion will save your ass on occasion. I’m not saying you can’t live authentically, but be smart.

[itstheleopard]

And while we’re at it, rudeness and honesty are not the same thing. “I’m just being honest” is not an excuse to be nasty to someone for no reason, and “that’s just how I am” is not an excuse not to change your behavior.

[the-memedaddy]

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