Randomocity.

Ello all~ Welcome to my blog. I'm Evin, but you can call me Effie! I have another blog if you wanna check it out @shieldyourinnocence. Think of this blog as the (semi) SFW equivalent to that one. Why you ask? You guessed it! There's penis all over it.

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i’ve been on this site for 7 years i know damn well it’s not gonna get deleted. i’m not even a little nervous. not even god could kill this site

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me and my girls about to rob a bank

[thewomenandthechildren]

40′s slapstick act where a clown creampies someone

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Considering who I’ve dated in the past, I’ve been creampied by plenty of clowns already

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jesse is mean to woody bc shes racist n a homophobe n woody is a gay white passing mestizo that’s why he knew what buzz was saying in spanish

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Wow you’re really going to erasure a white passing Black Woman like that just because she doesn’t tolerate misygony from Woody??

Like deadass Woody is the biggest anti feminist out there this is the hill you die on? Woah child could not be me

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jesse literally got mad at woody for going back to andy who is his gay son since he was named after a gay character played by tom hanks and jesse fetishizes latino men soooöoo

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She got mad BECAUSE woody would disenfranchise everyone for his own security, leaving everyone homeless and broke.

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oh u mean how he left to be with his kid instead of being sold off for profit?? u support dead beat dads??

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Sold off for profit? They went to help marginalized children. Poor kids deserve toys too ://// say you hate low income kids and GO

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the poor kids who almost got them killed!??? and don’t u forget it was woody who saved them from sharecropping

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Alright but the problem with that wa Lotso, not Jesse! She wanted to right by lowincome children and for you to demonize them like that shows a lot about you as a person ://///

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but jesse was the one who liked lotso the most so it takes a racist to know a racist

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Many black women have been lured into a false sense of security by white men she wants to trust are you blaming Jesse for the violence that was used against her???? Victim blaming is a new low

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yes bc jesse could’ve walked her ass out the door instead of waiting under the bed for years n mind u emily was nasty she did not clean under her bed once so jesse really wanted to spend her days with a dirty bitch like this is who u stan??

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OR….or maybe all of you are looking too much into toy story?

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or maybe ur just homophobic

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And racist :/

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Gay🙄irl

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Straight people can literally lay on top of each other in public without anyone batting an eye, but if a gay couple holds hands they get stabbed

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I imagine the ‘straight’ was a man upset there’s no grindr equivalent for him.

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I’m low-key terrified that what he meant was that it’s hard for him to get a girl while he’s under the impression that gay dudes are always dtf

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remember to pay your respects to those pretending to be straight today

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ive already had to pass up on one gay joke so as to not expose myself

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[roseoilz]

normal ppl: assassin

me, an intellectual with 2 brain cells: ass ass in

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Shakespeare is my favourite writer(:

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tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

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women dating men with bubble butts and not running that ass in the ground is homophobic and violent

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have yall seen how straight men handle personal hygiene? wishing that experience on a woman is misogyny

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this post just kills you twice huh

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😭😭😭😭😭

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Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

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Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

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Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

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professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

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Whole class talking shit about Zeus

Hera:

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I hate when a woman says she hates something about her body and a man says “I’d still fuck” like that’s suppose to magically clear up my skin and elevate my self esteem.

Plus men will fuck anything. There are men in a mountain somewhere fucking goats cause they gussy is tight. Bye

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gussy

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it’s like i always say: fuck