Tradition Blanket Burrito

Em | she/her | late 20's •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• if you'd like to find me anywhere else (why??) my username will be a variation of these: threealiensinatrenchcoat, 3aliensinatrenchcoat, 3aliensinacoat, or incorrigiblealien. hopefully none will be needed :) •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• when you can't have structured journaling time, tumblr's the next best thing! also I have like 3 sideblogs, if I followed you but only like your stuff I'm probably rebloging there :P

[lonelyroommp3]

7 year old piano student hurt his left hand falling off his bike so i let him start the song we’re learning with both hands to see how he went and then afterwards i said “okay how was that” and he went “sore” and i said “how sore” and he said “can i give you a percentage” and i said “that sounds like a great idea” and he looked at me and very seriously went “INFUDATE.” and i said “oh… infinite….” and he very very seriously added “infudate….. PLUS MARIO.”

[most-sane-classicist]

He knows what's up

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from Dan Wilbur (@/ DanWilbur) reading: Sorry, folks. You can't full grasp the Odyssey by seeing a film version! You also can't comprehend it by reading it in a book. You have to hear it sung by a bard in dactylic hexameter while in such an ecstatic state of drunkenness, you channel the Muse and add your own lines. /End ID]

[sashayed]

he was so real for this. i really must

[charlesoberonn]

Worldbuilder: I can't use this town name again, it'd be confusing for the reader.

Real life people: This is a great spot for another Springfield.

[podcastwizard]

every day i walk into work and my manager says “here is the rule you must enforce” and i go “got it bossman” and i spend a couple days enforcing the rule and then my manager comes up to me and says “why are you enforcing the rule? we changed the rule yesterday and didn’t tell you” and i go “ok bossman new rule it is” and then a customer comes in asking to break the new rule and i say “sorry you can’t it’s the rule” and they say “but you don’t understand the rule doesn’t apply to me” and then my manager comes out and says “they’re right the rule doesn’t apply to them” and i ask why and my manager says “it just doesn’t.” and then the next day we get rid of the rule entirely and no one remembered it existed in the first place.

anyway this sounds like a metaphor for neurodivergence or something but it’s not this is just my fucking life

[revivivivify]

[bugthingsdaily]

Today's bug thing is this Japanese isopod collectible from Bandai!

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

[does-this-character-eat-pussy]

Xena the Warrior Princess

Does Xena the Warrior Princess from Xena: Warrior Princess eat pussy?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 9 hours

[dr-gaytorius]

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

[berrytart]

You need to stop being 19 as fast as humanly possible no matter what it takes get out of there it’s dangerous and bad for you

[bobdylanyaoi]

another cup of coffee for the bisexual pervert

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[utopians]

guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror

[jthqp]

pacman by Eric Lagadec

One of the auxiliary units at the VLT Telescope in Paranal, Chile.

[inkjie]

you're an antique rover abandoned by the galactic empire who originally deployed you to a remote moon but now a princess from an opposing polity is stranded here too so to bound you show her old cave art you discovered in the moon's lava tubes....

[fictionalgod]

[hollow-head]

it's mouth season

(95º and 77% humidity)