bingo boingo

I was here 13 years before the great twitter exodus and i will only reblog funny things

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[thememedaddy]

[oniongarlic]

[onepersonfriendgroup]

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

For clarification ^-^

[thyrell]

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[uncle-mojave]

Cozy

[hellohowyme]

[infectiouspiss]

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

[i-suggest-trainsxoxoxox]

Babe shut up what if staff sees this 😭

[c3rvida3]

If you try to say anything to me today that's not about my flying fish pepper shaker from the antique store, I will beat the shit out of you. I'm so serious.

[c3rvida3]

Yaaaaaay everybody frow up and die because you're not me 💚

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[smegmafactory4ever]

A legendary hater

[malibuklaus]

[czech-hunter-reject]

[teathattast]

[curseworm]

this sentence came so far out of left field i reflexively closed the tab and had to open it up again to take this screenshot. i mean like yes its true that mushrooms are not plants but ive literally never ever ever ever met or even heard of anyone anywhere at any time who has used this definition of a plant-based diet

[curseworm]

im left with so many questions. does she not use yeast? if her definition of “plant based diet” is so literal that it doesnt include mushrooms, does it also not include salt? does she not eat fermented food because bacteria arent plants? why does she not eat fungi? clearly its not an issue of taste, she praises the taste here. does she think theyre unhealthy somehow? does she have moral objections to eating fungus? i would like to interview her

[followthebluebell]

there’s clearly a morel issue here

[charaznablescanontoyota]

for people who haven't been exposed to trader joes lentils for my wife guy, you're welcome

[maidthings]

[charl0ttan]

i explained the concept of freaking it to my 15,000 year old grandfather and he remained motionless within the glacier

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[lilisouless]

WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

[staffs-secret-blog]

Took her out back and had her shot

[junk-thunder]

one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

[charlesoberonn]

Andrew Tate 🤝 This Parrot

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