“fuck--you know what happened yesterday? it scared the living shit outta me--fuck! okay, so mari and i were watching princess sofia, and we’re just, like, we’re chilling. she’s almost down for a nap and legit, three years old? she has more energy than anything i’ve ever seen in my life so for her to get a nap in means that i get a nap in. can you believe it, though? me. i crave naps. but anyway, she’s getting all excited and she’s jumping in her seat and she’s jumping and she’s clapping and all of a sudden, the tv turns off. and i’m like... ‘okay, what the fuck?’ then she jumps and claps again and the tv turns back on, then it turns off, then it turns on and i’m like ‘FUCK!!’ marika as powers? and so young? i was scared for her life! so due to my fatherly instinct i pick her up and i’m ready to run, but then i look where she sat and she was sitting on the remote. i nearly shit my pants. i don’t want her to discover her abilities until she’s way older. if ever.”












